Monkeys Fist 42129 Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 Wor Cheryl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14011 Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 I fucking hate golf with a passion but it turns out I'm actually quite good at it. Won a putting competition when I was on holiday once and the prize was 6 hours free golf tuition with the professional golf instructor on the island. My then husband was happy to take it off my hands.. Haha! 6 hours man! I don't really like the game but endlessly hitting a ball as far as you can is quite therapeutic! I got 175 metres on my first go, so happy with that. occasionally it went in a strange line. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7009 Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 That'll be 175 feet or you are hitting the ball 50% further than Tiger Woods Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7009 Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 That's what I meant ill just be quiet now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 Oh I can't drive a golf ball to save my life but my putting is fucking immense Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14011 Posted April 22, 2013 Share Posted April 22, 2013 Yards aye I was happy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted April 23, 2013 Share Posted April 23, 2013 Newcastle disease, the most serious epizootic poultry disease in most Low-Income Food-Deficit Countries, occurs every year and kills on average 70 to 80% of the unvaccinated rural family poultry flocks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4711 Posted April 23, 2013 Share Posted April 23, 2013 Newcastle disease, the most serious epizootic poultry disease in most Low-Income Food-Deficit Countries, occurs every year and kills on average 70 to 80% of the unvaccinated rural family poultry flocks. Read while eating egg on toast. Cheers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 17124 Posted April 23, 2013 Share Posted April 23, 2013 And in the shock news of the decade, horse racing is bent. Who'd have thunk it? http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/horse-racing/22258011 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted April 23, 2013 Share Posted April 23, 2013 Some dumb arse rabbit ran under my car 1/2 an hour ago so I had to walk up the drive (it's really long with giant redwoods in a row on either side). It's cold and pitch black so I've got a hoodie, a torch and a spade if I have to do the deed. Turns out the rabbit is fine - just a glance. Nowt to suggest it's even badly hurt. However one of the neighbours was also arriving home in their car. They slowed up as they approached, saw me with my hoodie on with a spade slung over my shoulder in the pitch blackness and promptly speed off. There's CCTV at the end of the drive so hopefully they won't be checking it for serial killers. Thank fuck I actually didn't have to kill the thing and have a blood-smeared spade for them to spot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7009 Posted April 23, 2013 Share Posted April 23, 2013 It takes me about 2.5seconds to walk up my drive Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted April 23, 2013 Share Posted April 23, 2013 Then you've got a smaller drive! We're on an estate that has a drive about 500-600 metres long. There are wild deer that frequent the woods on either side as well as the bloody rabbits. Thankfully no-one's ever hit one of them yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 17124 Posted April 23, 2013 Share Posted April 23, 2013 Brock where are there Giant Redwoods in fuckin Berkshire? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted April 23, 2013 Share Posted April 23, 2013 They're wellingtonia trees come to think of it. We have an MP called John Redwood... The type of tree is not important - shut up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 17124 Posted April 23, 2013 Share Posted April 23, 2013 Brock's garden.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10779 Posted April 23, 2013 Share Posted April 23, 2013 Then you've got a smaller drive! We're on an estate that has a drive about 500-600 metres long. There are wild deer that frequent the woods on either side as well as the bloody rabbits. Thankfully no-one's ever hit one of them yet. Like a singles bar? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4711 Posted April 24, 2013 Share Posted April 24, 2013 Brock where are there Giant Redwoods in fuckin Berkshire? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42129 Posted April 24, 2013 Share Posted April 24, 2013 Brock where are there Giant Redwoods in fuckin Berkshire? They're wellingtonia trees come to think of it. We have an MP called John Redwood... The type of tree is not important - shut up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 32826 Posted April 24, 2013 Share Posted April 24, 2013 Brock where are there Giant Redwoods in fuckin Berkshire? Brock lives in that new 'Jurassic Park' they've built down there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigWalrus 0 Posted April 24, 2013 Share Posted April 24, 2013 http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/04/24/mars-rover-penis-nasa_n_3144656.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42129 Posted April 24, 2013 Share Posted April 24, 2013 http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/04/24/mars-rover-penis-nasa_n_3144656.html That destroys the Rings of Uranus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4711 Posted April 25, 2013 Share Posted April 25, 2013 See Lewisham was described yesterday as the most violent place on earth. Meenzer? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15432 Posted April 25, 2013 Share Posted April 25, 2013 A minor exaggeration. My side of the borough is nice anyway, Stevie will disagree. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15432 Posted April 25, 2013 Share Posted April 25, 2013 To say that this appeals to my inner nerd would be an understatement. http://www.guardian.co.uk/news/datablog/2011/may/19/train-stations-listed-rail Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42129 Posted April 25, 2013 Share Posted April 25, 2013 To say that this appeals to my inner nerd would be an understatement. http://www.guardian.co.uk/news/datablog/2011/may/19/train-stations-listed-rail Speaking of nerds "Victoria Station in 1927. Click image to embiggen" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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