Christmas Tree 4725 Posted April 30, 2012 Share Posted April 30, 2012 Here's a scenario for you. You're out in town, it's daytime and you notice someone posting on here on their phone....and as you move in to get a closer look, you see that they're signed in as mythical forum legend Gemmill. On a scale of 1 to 10, how starstruck are you? Wouldnt be able to see over their shoulders due to the flappy elephant ears by all accounts.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4725 Posted April 30, 2012 Share Posted April 30, 2012 I keep thinking I have Toontastic peeps in the taxi. I picked one couple up from a shields estate and her boyfriend was from the toon so I instinctively think of Johnny. Next I picked another "Geordie" up at the metro station who started chatting away about how he would drop Jonas and that he doesnt offer much in the final third....I thought this is a trap.......I waited for him to bring up Shane but he didnt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44811 Posted April 30, 2012 Share Posted April 30, 2012 You wouldn't cos you're 5 foot nowt, but imagine you were normal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4725 Posted April 30, 2012 Share Posted April 30, 2012 You wouldn't cos you're 5 foot nowt, but imagine you were normal. I guess my first response would be.... "what the fuck is Adrian Durham doing with Gemmils phone".... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44811 Posted April 30, 2012 Share Posted April 30, 2012 It must be nice to be the same width as you are height and still think you're in a position to mock others' appearances. Mammy did a good job with you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44811 Posted April 30, 2012 Share Posted April 30, 2012 so you're saying that people would need to see you using your phone to post on TT to realise they're in your presence? jesus i think we've made a breakthrough! They'd sense greatness, but they'd probably need visual confirmation to be sure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44811 Posted April 30, 2012 Share Posted April 30, 2012 This is purely hypothetical. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4725 Posted April 30, 2012 Share Posted April 30, 2012 (edited) It must be nice to be the same width as you are height and still think you're in a position to mock others' appearances. Mammy did a good job with you. Where as your mammy had a wicked sense of humour Edited April 30, 2012 by Christmas Tree Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44811 Posted April 30, 2012 Share Posted April 30, 2012 I can't be arsed to go and find the picture of you looking like Paul Daniels' uglier brother. Now that's tragic. Disturbing that you always seem to have a photo of me as a child to hand though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7025 Posted April 30, 2012 Share Posted April 30, 2012 You mean J69's gay biker patter. Criminal isn't it. There's pictures of topless blokes in there talking about body fat percentages, and me talking about a motorbike is gay ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42387 Posted April 30, 2012 Share Posted April 30, 2012 I can't be arsed to go and find the picture of you looking like Paul Daniels' uglier brother. Now that's tragic. Disturbing that you always seem to have a photo of me as a child to hand though. New lads have to guess which one is Shane's boyfriend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42387 Posted April 30, 2012 Share Posted April 30, 2012 There's pictures of topless blokes in there talking about body fat percentages, and me talking about a motorbike is gay ? Aye, far point. You big puff Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4725 Posted April 30, 2012 Share Posted April 30, 2012 I can't be arsed to go and find the picture of you looking like Paul Daniels' uglier brother. Now that's tragic. Disturbing that you always seem to have a photo of me as a child to hand though. I cant bring myself to part with it... Whenever Im feeling down in the dumps a quick peek at that photo and Im ing again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44811 Posted April 30, 2012 Share Posted April 30, 2012 New lads have to guess which one is Shane's boyfriend. class There's another one that he posted where there's a group and he's in the middle of it. You'd swear he was related to the pint sized TV magician. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4725 Posted April 30, 2012 Share Posted April 30, 2012 (edited) New lads have to guess which one is Shane's boyfriend. And you can shut up..... Edited April 30, 2012 by Christmas Tree Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7025 Posted April 30, 2012 Share Posted April 30, 2012 Buying a bike to "look like a fucking dude" I dont know how you dare tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42387 Posted April 30, 2012 Share Posted April 30, 2012 class There's another one that he posted where there's a group and he's in the middle of it. You'd swear he was related to the pint sized TV magician. With a bunch of players wasn't it? Howay Lardy, get it reposted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42387 Posted April 30, 2012 Share Posted April 30, 2012 I dont know how you dare tbh Why has he got squid on his nips tho? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42387 Posted April 30, 2012 Share Posted April 30, 2012 And you can shut up..... Duly noted in Fisty's little book of transgression. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7025 Posted April 30, 2012 Share Posted April 30, 2012 Why has he got squid on his nips tho? Nipple tassles obviously. MS Paint has it's limitations Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42387 Posted April 30, 2012 Share Posted April 30, 2012 I'm sticking with squid having a piss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lake Bells tits 1 Posted April 30, 2012 Share Posted April 30, 2012 I have no idea whats going on in the last 2 pages, but it was epic Is the mickey mouse picture really gemill? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BestBaNone 0 Posted April 30, 2012 Share Posted April 30, 2012 Yeah man, think it's been editted though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4725 Posted April 30, 2012 Share Posted April 30, 2012 Yeah man, think it's been editted though. Really? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44811 Posted April 30, 2012 Share Posted April 30, 2012 I have no idea whats going on in the last 2 pages, but it was epic Is the mickey mouse picture really gemill? Aye CT keeps it in his wallet. There's a post a funny picture of yourself thread somewhere. CT took the opportunity to abuse the spirit of the thread and get himself some free wanking material. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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