Besty 4 Posted April 20, 2012 Share Posted April 20, 2012 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10856 Posted April 21, 2012 Share Posted April 21, 2012 Just being a general prick, trying to get me to work faster and threatening me with disciplinary action all the time! Think he knows I'll knack him like! I'm not posting the letter on here, it's a big company there's bound to be someone reading ! Is Kevin your boss? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin S. Assilleekunt 1 Posted April 21, 2012 Share Posted April 21, 2012 (edited) I was going to start a thread about pubic grooming, it's been playing on my mind recently. I typed out a post about it, but I think perhaps it is more suited for this thread. I imagine there are plenty of people who would not want to read material of this nature, but pubic grooming has become a significant issue for young people today. Below is the text. Due to the influence of pornography on society, there are many young women these days who insist on sucking your penis for prolonged periods during sex. I say due to the influence of pornography, because I cannot imagine any other reason why you would want to fellate a penis--I consider it highly unlikely that having an erect penis rammed into your mouth is a pleasurable experience, and it's actually quite difficult to suck a penis in a manner that is pleasurable to the owner of the penis: pornographic actors make this stuff look easy. Some women even bite your balls. I was involved in an incident with an ex-girlfriend that made me become self-conscious about my pubic hair. She'd been sucking my penis for about 5 minutes and then stopped abruptly, clearly distressed. As she reared her head she began to cough. She reached into her mouth and retrieved a pubic hair from her tongue. I was aghast. What had I done? I'd encouraged this act through my extensive use of cunnilingus: she felt she had to return the favour. And now, disaster. I decided that day that I had to take action. I would not go completely bald, but I would definitely trim away excess foliage: the stuff that gets in the way. I've tried using a razor, but it's not ideal. There have been incidents where I've cut my dick with a razor, and then my dick is out of commission for the evening. The hair also grows back thicker. Whilst I was single, I couldn't be bothered to maintain my pubic grooming, and the reality of the situation kicked in. Now my pubes are like the fucking Amazon. But what happens when I have to shave again? I felt as though I was caught in a vicious circle. I decided to try some hair removal cream, and this brings me to tonight. I picked up a satchel of this stuff for 80p, it's meant to be used by women on their legs. It says clearly on the packet that you should not apply to the genital area, but I guessed that was probably bullshit so they wouldn't have legal responsibility if some chick's vagina exploded or some such eventuality. In any case, I had to try something other than a razor. So I apply this cream after I took a shower. You wait 5 minutes and then the hair should just fall away. It works. But it also sets your dick on fire. My God. I tenderly rubbed some E45 into the part of my dick that was on fire, and the irritation has subsided. I don't know which is worse between this and having to wrap your penis in toilet roll because you cut it with a razor. This is all because of porno. No one had heard of pubic grooming until those bastards started it, and now you can't go anywhere with hairy balls, because normal women insist on sucking them like they saw on the internet, and now I'M the one who feels guilty about having hairy balls. Why would you even contemplate sucking a ball that is clearly hairy? The influence of pornography. No other possible reason. Does anyone else engage in pubic grooming, and if so, why? And how do you go about it? Discuss. Edited April 21, 2012 by Kevin S. Assilleekunt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2204 Posted April 21, 2012 Share Posted April 21, 2012 Sounds to me like you enjoy the suffering, KSA I see nothing wrong with a little trimmage to keep the garden tidy. Anything else is a little odd imo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin S. Assilleekunt 1 Posted April 21, 2012 Share Posted April 21, 2012 I essentially just trim, but there are a few hairs on the base of the shaft that have to go. That requires special measures. Meenzer, I see you browsing, you must be something of an expert on this sort of thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitman 2204 Posted April 21, 2012 Share Posted April 21, 2012 I think the moral of the story is: if the label says don't apply to the genital area, there's probably a good reason. I expect the packaging for a cut throat razor would probably give you the same message. Perhaps if you're determined to agent orange your bush, you should enlist the help of a professional? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42407 Posted April 21, 2012 Share Posted April 21, 2012 Wax it you mincer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JawD 99 Posted April 21, 2012 Share Posted April 21, 2012 Was something I was reading yesterday, was pissing myself at it. Read the reviews - http://www.amazon.co.uk/Veet-Hair-Removal-Creme-200ml/dp/B000KKNQBK Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted April 21, 2012 Share Posted April 21, 2012 http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2132052/Men-pay-price-reading-instructions-hair-removal-cream-review-pages-painful-genital-experiences.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted April 21, 2012 Share Posted April 21, 2012 Was something I was reading yesterday, was pissing myself at it. Read the reviews - http://www.amazon.co...l/dp/B000KKNQBK 10,242 of 10,289 people found the following review helpful 5.0 out of 5 stars DO NOT PUT ON KNOB AND BOLLOCKS, 24 Jan 2012 By Andrew - See all my reviews This review is from: Veet for Men Hair Removal Gel Creme 200ml (Personal Care) Being a loose cannon who does not play by the rules the first thing I did was ignore the warning and smear this all over my knob and bollocks. The bollocks I knew and loved are gone now. In their place is a maroon coloured bag of agony which sends stabs of pain up my body every time it grazes against my thigh or an article of clothing. I am suffering so that you don't have to. Heed my lesson. DO NOT PUT ON KNOB AND BOLLOCKS. (I am giving this product a 5 because despite the fact that I think my bollocks might fall off, they are now completely hairless.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted April 21, 2012 Share Posted April 21, 2012 That is hilarious!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15518 Posted April 21, 2012 Share Posted April 21, 2012 (edited) I essentially just trim, but there are a few hairs on the base of the shaft that have to go. That requires special measures. Meenzer, I see you browsing, you must be something of an expert on this sort of thing. Tidy with a bit of trimmage = good. Completely bald = dodgy as fuck. Edited April 21, 2012 by Meenzer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10856 Posted April 23, 2012 Share Posted April 23, 2012 Tidy with a bit of trimmage = good. Completely bald = dodgy as fuck. Could never get the hang of shaving without nicking the Major, so a trim it is. Use the clippers advertised for "body hair", because the advertisers don't want to admit it's for your cock and balls. After they've done the trimming take a pair of scissors to any stragglers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7025 Posted April 23, 2012 Share Posted April 23, 2012 I see 1 in 5 voters in France voted for the national front this week Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lake Bells tits 1 Posted April 23, 2012 Share Posted April 23, 2012 If I was to buy a bike J69, Id buy a Ducato 900SS from like 1992-1993. I love that design, proper early nineties boxy coat...Cheap as chips too, get an exhaust and you are sorted. Ducati = the Ferrari of bikes. Red and lush Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42407 Posted April 24, 2012 Share Posted April 24, 2012 (edited) I'm after a Michael Kor handbag. Anyone? Edited April 24, 2012 by Monkeys Fist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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PaddockLad 17245 Posted April 24, 2012 Share Posted April 24, 2012 That Bridget bird who's an MP is on 5live as we speak on a select committee about drug abuse interviewing of all people Russell Brand. He's speaking quite well actually, comes across as quite smart. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44846 Posted April 24, 2012 Share Posted April 24, 2012 That Bridget bird who's an MP is on 5live as we speak on a select committee about drug abuse interviewing of all people Russell Brand. He's speaking quite well actually, comes across as quite smart. Brand says being arrested is not a lesson. It is just an "administrative blip", he says. Q: If you ignore minor offending, won't that lead to more serious offending? Calling Ellis "mate", he says he needs to show some compassion. He says he can tell Ellis is a Tory from his question. Keith Vaz says the committee is running out of time. Brand says you can never run out of time. Theresa May might not show up. She might not know what day it is. Labour's David Winnick tells Brand this is "not a variety show". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30595 Posted April 24, 2012 Share Posted April 24, 2012 Yet they have booked Russell Brand to speak to them? He's hardly your typical ex-junkie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 337 Posted April 24, 2012 Share Posted April 24, 2012 Bridget subsequently described their discussions as "unusual" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15518 Posted April 25, 2012 Share Posted April 25, 2012 http://www.guardian.co.uk/sport/video/2012/apr/25/basketball-armands-skele-video?CMP=twt_gu Decent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4725 Posted April 25, 2012 Share Posted April 25, 2012 Now available at the club shop. Hope those of you that keep banging on about "revenue" get your hands in those deep pockets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15518 Posted April 25, 2012 Share Posted April 25, 2012 The fundraising page for the girl who died doing the London Marathon is up to £650,000 and counting. http://www.justgiving.com/Claire-Squires2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14011 Posted April 25, 2012 Share Posted April 25, 2012 If you refresh it, it goes up. Going up £100 a minute by the look of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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