Lake Bells tits 1 Posted September 23, 2011 Share Posted September 23, 2011 some people are dog persons, other cat persons. Both love their pets though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoneColdStephenIreland 74 Posted September 26, 2011 Share Posted September 26, 2011 Sorry to hear it like I couldnt imagine losing my dog, I've got a big, chubby staffy and he's the softest thing in the world, he's even scared of other dogs and cats, he still gets the shakes aswell when he's scared cos one of the previous owners used to beat him (The scumbag) but all he wants is to be fed and his belly rubbbed, bless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10793 Posted September 26, 2011 Share Posted September 26, 2011 Sorry to hear it like I couldnt imagine losing my dog, I've got a big, chubby staffy and he's the softest thing in the world, he's even scared of other dogs and cats, he still gets the shakes aswell when he's scared cos one of the previous owners used to beat him (The scumbag) but all he wants is to be fed and his belly rubbbed, bless. I know it's in bad taste, but come on! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44539 Posted September 26, 2011 Share Posted September 26, 2011 I know, make your mind up! Have you got a stiffy or not?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted September 26, 2011 Share Posted September 26, 2011 Bomb scare at the entrance to my street Cops everywhere and its blocked off, kewl! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44539 Posted September 26, 2011 Share Posted September 26, 2011 Brock rang it in to stop you getting out and spending your loan. My advice is to run at the police barricade and burst through it. Do not stop for anything. Take a rucksack to put your new purchases in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted September 26, 2011 Share Posted September 26, 2011 Hehehe, nah bud i've ordered everything online, this towns shit for clothes. Supposedly cops stopped a car on the main road, found summit, outside poor old subway Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoneColdStephenIreland 74 Posted September 26, 2011 Share Posted September 26, 2011 Sorry to hear it like I couldnt imagine losing my dog, I've got a big, chubby staffy and he's the softest thing in the world, he's even scared of other dogs and cats, he still gets the shakes aswell when he's scared cos one of the previous owners used to beat him (The scumbag) but all he wants is to be fed and his belly rubbbed, bless. I know it's in bad taste, but come on! Honestly, he looks like a beast, but he's soft as crap. Next door's westy barked at him from their yard when he was out in the street and he came back in the house with his tail between his legs and head down too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted September 26, 2011 Share Posted September 26, 2011 #NEWS police attending the scene of a security alert on the Buncrana rd in L'derry. ATO have been tasked. Road closed. Diversions in place Cops musta got a tip off, touts about!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44539 Posted September 26, 2011 Share Posted September 26, 2011 My mam had a German shepherd that was the same. When she got it it had been horribly treated, and was as skinny as a greyhound. It never really got over being shit scared of people. If there was a stranger in the house it couldn't relax. It would be fucked, needing to sleep but kept doing the thing where you doze off and insta wake up cos there was someone unusual there. If you shifted sudden in your seat, it would fucking scatter. People are twats to animals sometimes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keefaz 0 Posted September 26, 2011 Share Posted September 26, 2011 Has Dave broken the Internet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Besty 4 Posted September 26, 2011 Share Posted September 26, 2011 Has Dave broken the Internet? Just checked, looks like it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keefaz 0 Posted September 26, 2011 Share Posted September 26, 2011 (edited) Has Dave broken the Internet? Just checked, looks like it. With great power comes great responsibility, David: remember that. Edited September 26, 2011 by Keefaz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Castell 0 Posted September 26, 2011 Share Posted September 26, 2011 Someone got run over round the corner where I live.That road is where the prossies hang out, so as soon as I found out, I did think the victim was one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoneColdStephenIreland 74 Posted September 26, 2011 Share Posted September 26, 2011 My mam had a German shepherd that was the same. When she got it it had been horribly treated, and was as skinny as a greyhound. It never really got over being shit scared of people. If there was a stranger in the house it couldn't relax. It would be fucked, needing to sleep but kept doing the thing where you doze off and insta wake up cos there was someone unusual there. If you shifted sudden in your seat, it would fucking scatter. People are twats to animals sometimes. Mine loves people and doesnt get agitated over them he just wants to meet them but the times he does get scared is when he can sense even the slightest bit of hostility in someones voice or from another animal and he just starts shaking like a leaf and wants to get away. Mine does the same when it's asleep too, were it just shoots up if there is any movement. This is him Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted September 26, 2011 Share Posted September 26, 2011 He's got a bit bigger since then, got broader a bit just. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted September 28, 2011 Share Posted September 28, 2011 British political correctness gone mad. Dealing with the UK government over Prostate cancer. Our document refers to 'men with prostate cancer' throughout. Major feedback from govt received in confidence today. Puts on Mr Logic voice 'Can you please refer to prostate cancer patients as 'people' not 'men'. People who have started or completed male to female gender reassignment may feel uncomfortable being referred to as men'. So i'm pissing about finding and replacing words just in case i piss off some old drag queen who's abseilling technique has given him a dicky prostate. FML. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15449 Posted September 28, 2011 Share Posted September 28, 2011 At the risk of being politically correct, male-to-female gender reassignment ≠ drag queenery. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted September 28, 2011 Share Posted September 28, 2011 Was out in Nottingham at this gay bar and saw a bloke dressed as Rihanna. Same dress complete with red hair. It wasn't pretty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted September 28, 2011 Share Posted September 28, 2011 They've both got prostates. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10793 Posted September 28, 2011 Share Posted September 28, 2011 (edited) There's a bloke round our way who is a terrifying transvestite. Must be 6'3", wears micro-skirts and bikinis. I've a blurry photo on my phone which I'm trying to host. Edited September 28, 2011 by The Fish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monroe Transfer 0 Posted September 28, 2011 Share Posted September 28, 2011 Are you stalking him (her?)? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10793 Posted September 28, 2011 Share Posted September 28, 2011 I'd be too scared to... by the by, I know it's a terrible photo, but that band of dark is actually a micro-skirt. A lacy micro-skirt. My friend squealed, she pulled me aside to declare that the transvestite was wearing white pants beneath his/her lacy microskirt. Dirty grey/white pants, which s/he kept plucking at. I'm going to try and get a better shot of him/her next time I spot him/her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13840 Posted September 29, 2011 Share Posted September 29, 2011 Why have the dodgy transvestites like that always got shite fashion sense? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted September 29, 2011 Share Posted September 29, 2011 Why have the dodgy transvestites like that always got shite fashion sense? Fish does like to sport a cravat with his blazer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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