Idioteque 0 Posted September 17, 2011 Share Posted September 17, 2011 Everytime I have chilli it feels like I'm gonna give birth out me arse the next day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted September 18, 2011 Share Posted September 18, 2011 Some track and field gurlz from tonights diamond league Danielle Carruthers Jings, that black girl wouldn't half give a vigorous hand job Probably snap the thing off! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lake Bells tits 1 Posted September 18, 2011 Share Posted September 18, 2011 Still. You would, wouldnt you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonamental 0 Posted September 18, 2011 Share Posted September 18, 2011 Who is the one on the right though? Looks like she's about to beat her to death with the microphone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lake Bells tits 1 Posted September 18, 2011 Share Posted September 18, 2011 The important thing is that they would both get it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted September 18, 2011 Share Posted September 18, 2011 Been constipated for the last couple of days, so tonight I've had a two laxatives, made a very spicy chilli, had a hot bath and am currently eating a family-sized probiotic live yoghurt. So, tomorrow should be interesting... Do you want a lend of the bairns potty for next to your bed? Two filter coffees this morning too, just to make sure. Anyway, must dash............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoveTheBobby 1 Posted September 18, 2011 Share Posted September 18, 2011 Been constipated for the last couple of days, so tonight I've had a two laxatives, made a very spicy chilli, had a hot bath and am currently eating a family-sized probiotic live yoghurt. So, tomorrow should be interesting... Do you want a lend of the bairns potty for next to your bed? Two filter coffees this morning too, just to make sure. Anyway, must pebbledash............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gejon 2 Posted September 18, 2011 Share Posted September 18, 2011 The black lass is very pretty in the face but nah, would be like shagging a ripped bloke wearing a mask! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lake Bells tits 1 Posted September 18, 2011 Share Posted September 18, 2011 Disagree, Id love a bodybuilder gf ( within reasonable limits ofc). fucking Lush muscles riding you senseless/until your dick goes limp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7192 Posted September 18, 2011 Share Posted September 18, 2011 Freud would have a field day with you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10978 Posted September 18, 2011 Share Posted September 18, 2011 Freud would have a field day with you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jusoda Kid 1 Posted September 18, 2011 Share Posted September 18, 2011 You couldnt make this up even if you tried: http://www.mirror.co.uk/life-style/most-po...15875-23418580/ Poor lad. On the plus side...£565 a week for doing sweet FA apart from blowing your beans up the wife On the negative side: House full of piss and biscuits + the wife has a fanny like a clown's pocket Alexius Leigh Mercedes Riley Porsche Lacey Mulholland Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted September 18, 2011 Share Posted September 18, 2011 (edited) Might needy do GCSE maths again, wanna do a Masters of Engineering degree in 2 years but for every course you need at least a B in maths GCSE. But i'm doing maths as part of my HND and i get graded on it, so i wonder if that counts.. Edited September 18, 2011 by Kevin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lake Bells tits 1 Posted September 19, 2011 Share Posted September 19, 2011 traveller eviction looms in Essex today. I wonder if sky covers it live. The little rats are forced to abandon ship. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted September 19, 2011 Share Posted September 19, 2011 Might needy do GCSE maths again, wanna do a Masters of Engineering degree in 2 years but for every course you need at least a B in maths GCSE. But i'm doing maths as part of my HND and i get graded on it, so i wonder if that counts.. So you only got a C in maths? Fuck me, Keveen, you only have to spell your name right and know what 7 times 7 is to get a B. Which bit did you get wrong? The answer's 48 btw Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 31237 Posted September 19, 2011 Share Posted September 19, 2011 Might needy do GCSE maths again, wanna do a Masters of Engineering degree in 2 years but for every course you need at least a B in maths GCSE. But i'm doing maths as part of my HND and i get graded on it, so i wonder if that counts.. I doubt it. A B in GCSE Maths is a very basic requirement. Repeat it or don't do the course. Then again, why are you doing the course if you couldn't get a B in Maths first time round? Maybe it isn't for you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted September 19, 2011 Share Posted September 19, 2011 Might needy do GCSE maths again, wanna do a Masters of Engineering degree in 2 years but for every course you need at least a B in maths GCSE. But i'm doing maths as part of my HND and i get graded on it, so i wonder if that counts.. So you only got a C in maths? Fuck me, Keveen, you only have to spell your name right and know what 7 times 7 is to get a B. Which bit did you get wrong? The answer's 48 btw Maths is a right bastard tbf. Completely forgotten how to do long division & multiplication without a calculator. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted September 19, 2011 Share Posted September 19, 2011 Might needy do GCSE maths again, wanna do a Masters of Engineering degree in 2 years but for every course you need at least a B in maths GCSE. But i'm doing maths as part of my HND and i get graded on it, so i wonder if that counts.. I doubt it. A B in GCSE Maths is a very basic requirement. Repeat it or don't do the course. Then again, why are you doing the course if you couldn't get a B in Maths first time round? Maybe it isn't for you. You only need a C for the HND, but to get into a higher course in uni, a Masters of engineering, you need a B. To do a Bachelors of Engineering you only need a C. So im wondering if its worth repeating. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted September 19, 2011 Share Posted September 19, 2011 Aye, and if he needs that explaining to him he'll probably need a rethink too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted September 19, 2011 Share Posted September 19, 2011 Might needy do GCSE maths again, wanna do a Masters of Engineering degree in 2 years but for every course you need at least a B in maths GCSE. But i'm doing maths as part of my HND and i get graded on it, so i wonder if that counts.. I doubt it. A B in GCSE Maths is a very basic requirement. Repeat it or don't do the course. Then again, why are you doing the course if you couldn't get a B in Maths first time round? Maybe it isn't for you. You only need a C for the HND, but to get into a higher course in uni, a Masters of engineering, you need a B. To do a Bachelors of Engineering you only need a C. So im wondering if its worth repeating. I think he was getting at if you weren't capable of getting a B before why are you going for a course that requires a good head for maths (when before you wanted to do computers and all) Seems like your doing something for the sake of it rather than having a path/interest that you actually wanted to follow. Oh, i was always decent a maths, got B's in my modules but for the final exam i dropped to foundation to make sure i got a pass in it. Nooo, this course is actually quite good, and interesting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted September 19, 2011 Share Posted September 19, 2011 Wait what? you were reasonably good at maths but you dropped from higher to foundation and not even intermediate where you still could've got a B? Or were you only doing intermediate to begin with? Intermediate? Times have changed bud. Higher and foundation are the only 2 options available now. Foundation the highest you can get is C, higher is A*. No intermediate? Also need to decide whether to go into uni next year or 2 years. I can do 1 year of this HND and go into 1st year of uni, or do the full HND and get into 2nd year of uni.. i duno what to do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted September 19, 2011 Share Posted September 19, 2011 Wanted to deffs get a C to ensure i got into my new school, if i had of got a D i wasnt getting in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted September 19, 2011 Share Posted September 19, 2011 Nah my school was quite shit, they didn't care about alevels, I thought a C would do me, never thought you'd need a B to get into some courses in uni. think im gony just go to queens next year Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10978 Posted September 19, 2011 Share Posted September 19, 2011 Nah my school was quite shit, they didn't care about alevels, I thought a C would do me, never thought you'd need a B to get into some courses in uni. think im gony just go to queens next year Not having a go at you, but I think this is a big problem. Uni isn't for everyone, at least Polytechnics managed your expectations. I wonder, if we reverted to Unis and Polys, how much better we could serve the kids coming through? Kevin, in your situation, I'd do the HND, get that qualification in your pocket, then look at the situation again. So much can change in 2 years. You may decide that neither computers, nor Engineering is your cup of tea. You might no longer fancy going to Uni, you might improve your work ethic and find a course you love. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hostile_statue 0 Posted September 19, 2011 Share Posted September 19, 2011 you only have to spell your name right and know what 7 times 7 is to get a B. Which bit did you get wrong? The answer's 48 btw I take it you didn't get a B either then? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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