Tooj 17 Posted May 13, 2011 Share Posted May 13, 2011 I'm a bit lifting this morning like. Although had a cracking night at the darts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted May 13, 2011 Share Posted May 13, 2011 Wrong pundit I read as James and thought who the fucks he on about. My mistake. Looks like an extra from a carry on film tbh there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
McFaul 35 Posted May 13, 2011 Share Posted May 13, 2011 (edited) I'm a bit lifting this morning like. Although had a cracking night at the darts. Der der der der der der der der der oi oi oi. Thought the atmosphere was shite personally compared to other years. Fucking Anderson cost me £160 I had Wade more 180's then Jenkins, Barney to win and Anderson to win in a treble. Fucking Anderson 7-5 up, three darts for double 12 hits the 12, and misses double 6 twice, fucking gutted, and it was his throw next and fatty hits two 180s. FFS. By the way Jonny one of your heroes @Paulmcgrath5 just joined twitter. Edited May 13, 2011 by McFaul Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted May 13, 2011 Share Posted May 13, 2011 I'm a bit lifting this morning like. Although had a cracking night at the darts. Der der der der der der der der der oi oi oi. Thought the atmosphere was shite personally compared to other years. Fucking Anderson cost me £160 I had Wade more 180's then Jenkins, Barney to win and Anderson to win in a treble. Fucking Anderson 7-5 up, three darts for double 12 hits the 12, and misses double 6 twice, fucking gutted, and it was his throw next and fatty hits two 180s. FFS. By the way Jonny one of your heroes @Paulmcgrath5 just joined twitter. I agree, I went last year and it was far more boystrous. There was quite a few empty seats as well, whereas last year was packed. Already following McGrath btw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42001 Posted May 13, 2011 Share Posted May 13, 2011 I have just seen Gwyneth Paltrow do a N.W.A. track on Norton. I shit thee not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted May 13, 2011 Share Posted May 13, 2011 I have just seen Gwyneth Paltrow do a N.W.A. track on Norton. I shit thee not. A bitch is a bitch? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42001 Posted May 13, 2011 Share Posted May 13, 2011 No idea mate- Graham Norton, I was stabbing my eyes at the time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted May 13, 2011 Share Posted May 13, 2011 I'm watching it too. Gaga is the biggest lunatic ever but I can't help but like her.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted May 13, 2011 Share Posted May 13, 2011 I have just seen Gwyneth Paltrow do a N.W.A. track on Norton. I shit thee not. Yeah I think she sang on the TV series Glee and now has released the song. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42001 Posted May 13, 2011 Share Posted May 13, 2011 I'm watching it too. Gaga is the biggest lunatic ever but I can't help but like her.. It's what comes from having both plug and socket. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonraider 0 Posted May 13, 2011 Share Posted May 13, 2011 I'm watching it too. Gaga is the biggest lunatic ever but I can't help but like her.. It's what comes from having both plug and socket. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42001 Posted May 13, 2011 Share Posted May 13, 2011 (edited) A swift google , seems Gwyny knows the entire lyrics to Straight Outta Compton. Muthafucka! Edited May 13, 2011 by Monkeys Fist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted May 13, 2011 Share Posted May 13, 2011 I'm watching it too. Gaga is the biggest lunatic ever but I can't help but like her.. Can't believe Marc wasn't allowed to watch the darts last night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted May 13, 2011 Share Posted May 13, 2011 I'm watching it too. Gaga is the biggest lunatic ever but I can't help but like her.. Can't believe Marc wasn't allowed to watch the darts last night. He never even mentioned darts last night Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Besty 4 Posted May 13, 2011 Share Posted May 13, 2011 He doesn't like you Mr B. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Kenneth Noisewater 0 Posted May 13, 2011 Share Posted May 13, 2011 I have just seen Gwyneth Paltrow do a N.W.A. track on Norton. I shit thee not. A bitch is a bitch? Gangsta, Gangsta if I'm not mistaken: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted May 15, 2011 Share Posted May 15, 2011 I feel awful today. Shamefully I ended out in Whitley last night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted May 15, 2011 Share Posted May 15, 2011 I feel awful today. Shamefully I ended out in Whitley last night. Hmmmmmm :lol: I hope you didn't despoil that great town of mine whilst there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted May 15, 2011 Share Posted May 15, 2011 I feel awful today. Shamefully I ended out in Whitley last night. Hmmmmmm I hope you didn't despoil that great town of mine whilst there. I added a touch of class. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj 17 Posted May 15, 2011 Share Posted May 15, 2011 Btw - I was driving home from my mate's this morning, and passing through Tynemouth, what did I see? A house with a cheeky stained glass window. It certainly got me thinking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snakehips 0 Posted May 15, 2011 Share Posted May 15, 2011 Btw - I was driving home from my mate's this morning, and passing through Tynemouth, what did I see? A house with a cheeky stained glass window. It certainly got me thinking. One thing about our good friend R, he's very protective of his delightful wife. The times I have been in their company, he's made sure I haven't had the chance to give her the hips charm offensive Mind you, she would probably find it offensive, but not in a charming way - but we'll never know Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StoneColdStephenIreland 74 Posted May 15, 2011 Share Posted May 15, 2011 Pretty pissed off, went out in Morpeth last night and managed to spend 40 odd quid and was still sober I divn't kna why we didn't go out in Ash, I can get off me tatties on 30 quid and grind milfs to me hearts content Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44257 Posted May 16, 2011 Share Posted May 16, 2011 Was anyone watching the Gadget Show about 10 minutes ago? The fucking melons on the lass who was reviewing the solar powered gadget. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42001 Posted May 16, 2011 Share Posted May 16, 2011 (edited) Was anyone watching the Gadget Show about 10 minutes ago? The fucking melons on the lass who was reviewing the solar powered gadget. Blonde? Saw it last week and there was a tastic lass presenting. The regular boiler was giving her evils. Edited May 16, 2011 by Monkeys Fist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44257 Posted May 16, 2011 Share Posted May 16, 2011 Aye, that'll be the one. Kwality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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