Gemmill 52079 Posted March 28 Share Posted March 28 13 minutes ago, Alex said: That thing on the Letterman (also shite) with Kramer / whatever his real name is. Like Jerry Seinfeld can somehow absolve the bloke that’s comfortably the funniest thing he’s ever done and they’re both playing it completely straight That was fucking wild. I'd never even heard about that before either. Seinfeld is not funny but he's not thick either, he must have known how that was gonna go for someone that's supposedly his mate. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 46120 Posted March 29 Share Posted March 29 Did we all see the partial eclipse just now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 12229 Posted March 29 Share Posted March 29 No. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 46120 Posted March 29 Share Posted March 29 Just now, Sonatine said: No. Was the moon in the way? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 46120 Posted March 29 Share Posted March 29 Still happening btw, peak was just after 11am, but still visible. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 24200 Posted March 29 Share Posted March 29 On 28/03/2025 at 09:56, Renton said: Good news. While switching job I hit the usual bureaucracy which delayed my resignation by a couple of weeks. Turns out that delay means I have managed to get my bonus as it was already authorised by pay roll. If I had resigned 1 day earlier I would have been cut out! Summer holiday all paid for now thank fuck. This is one aspect of the private sector I'm gonna miss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 52079 Posted March 29 Share Posted March 29 https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025/mar/29/justin-welby-overwhelmed-scale-abuse-c-of-e-to-take-action This fucking wanker. Oh I was just too overwhelmed by the amount of child rape that was going on, that I just didn't know where to start. Oh and people expect their leaders to be perfect. Fuck off mate. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 6410 Posted March 29 Share Posted March 29 1 hour ago, Gemmill said: https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025/mar/29/justin-welby-overwhelmed-scale-abuse-c-of-e-to-take-action This fucking wanker. Oh I was just too overwhelmed by the amount of child rape that was going on, that I just didn't know where to start. Oh and people expect their leaders to be perfect. Fuck off mate. While I agree, I wish to point out that he's taken more responsibility in those comments than I think I've ever see any political figure manage in any capacity, ever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 23656 Posted March 31 Share Posted March 31 Home after a mint weekend in Belgium for the cycle racing. Still blows my mind the war graves around Ypres. Please tell me Fist you were working on the A1 today. I saw a few of your trucks! Tell you what. Some stunning trucks in Belgie, I could easily become a truck perv. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 46120 Posted March 31 Share Posted March 31 1 hour ago, wykikitoon said: Home after a mint weekend in Belgium for the cycle racing. Still blows my mind the war graves around Ypres. Please tell me Fist you were working on the A1 today. I saw a few of your trucks! Tell you what. Some stunning trucks in Belgie, I could easily become a truck perv. I was, briefly, between the M18 and A19 this morning. Mine is the one with “ Help” scrawled in blood on the side window. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 12825 Posted April 1 Share Posted April 1 3 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: Mine is the one with “ Help” scrawled in blood on the side window. Sloppy work mind 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 12039 Posted April 1 Share Posted April 1 Well that's just splendid https://www.cbsnews.com/news/bee-deaths-food-supply-stability-honeybees/ 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 23656 Posted April 1 Share Posted April 1 Will be the same here after the Tories allowed them to use Neonicotinoids again. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11392 Posted April 1 Share Posted April 1 On 26/03/2025 at 17:27, Gemmill said: A great takedown of the terminally shit and unfunny Jerry Seinfeld by my new favourite YouTube channel. Got 2 minutes into that before the blokes voice put me into torpor. Seinfeld has since walked back that "extreme left" comment, by the way. Jerry Seinfeld Regrets Saying the Extreme Left Was Ruining Comedy Quote He went on to say he regrets what he said and noted, “If you’re Lindsay Vonn, if you’re a champion skier, you can put the gates anywhere you want on the mountain and she’s going to make the gate. That’s comedy. Whatever the culture is, we make the gate. You don’t make the gate, you’re out of the game. The game is where is the gate and how do I make the gate to get down the hill.” Seinfeld continued, “Does culture change, and are there things that I use to say that [I can’t because] people are always moving [the gate]? Yes, but that’s the biggest and easiest target. You can’t say certain words, whatever they are, about groups. So what? The accuracy of your observation has to be 100 times finer than that just to be a comedian… So I don’t think, as I said, the ‘extreme left’ has done anything to inhibit the art of comedy. I’m taking that back now, officially.” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 52079 Posted April 1 Share Posted April 1 I got to the point where you told me you stopped watching and stopped reading. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 46120 Posted April 1 Share Posted April 1 I’m just wondering why Fish is getting in to torpedoes? Stress at the upcoming family trough? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11392 Posted April 1 Share Posted April 1 1 hour ago, Monkeys Fist said: I’m just wondering why Fish is getting in to torpedoes? Stress at the upcoming family trough? Torpor, numbnuts. I'm trying to organise everything as soon as possible, so I'm not stressing about anything around that time. Or the amount of things I'm stressing about is reduced, at least. I'd prefer not to be going at all. I've even said the parents could come here for Christmas, but apparently that's never going to happen. Fucking families, man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 19529 Posted April 1 Share Posted April 1 2 hours ago, The Fish said: Got 2 minutes into that before the blokes voice put me into torpor. Seinfeld has since walked back that "extreme left" comment, by the way. Jerry Seinfeld Regrets Saying the Extreme Left Was Ruining Comedy Comedians analysing each other is fuckin brutal. That especially goes for that crumpled duffle bag of a man Ricky Gervais. I think at times he’s very funny and he’s a good observer of the human condition but if you’ve got to explain yourself as often as he does you’re either the most self obsessed man on the planet or you’re doing something pretty basically wrong. Either way, he and they are fuckin boring when they start this fuckin carry on…as for the Seinfeld thing who the fuck really cares? Only David fuckin Baddiel and hes another overly anylitcal twat…can you see what I mean?… Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 37635 Posted April 1 Share Posted April 1 Just say no, kids https://www.unmc.edu/healthsecurity/transmission/2023/03/14/an-ivermectin-influencer-died-now-his-followers-are-worried-about-their-own-severe-symptoms/ 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 19529 Posted April 1 Share Posted April 1 😩 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 16724 Posted April 1 Share Posted April 1 Hooters has gone... bust? Are we sure that's not an April Fool's? 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 19529 Posted April 1 Share Posted April 1 No it’s legit…some I know are in mourning 😞 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 52079 Posted April 1 Share Posted April 1 "Some I know" 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 10694 Posted April 1 Share Posted April 1 3 minutes ago, Gemmill said: "Some I know" Someone came to him saying, ”Sir, do you know about Hooters? It‘s closed. You wouldn’t believe that.“ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 37635 Posted April 1 Share Posted April 1 Gone tits up? 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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