Dr Gloom 23135 Posted December 24, 2024 Share Posted December 24, 2024 (edited) On 20/12/2024 at 10:05, PaddockLad said: Mount Wank…the possibilities are endless… Wait till you get to the peak Edited December 24, 2024 by Dr Gloom 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spongebob toonpants 4221 Posted December 25, 2024 Share Posted December 25, 2024 On 07/12/2024 at 11:58, spongebob toonpants said: We watch The Proposal with Sandra Bullock and Ryan Reynolds every Christmas Day. I will take no criticism or answer any questions on this family tradition Giddy-up 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 35429 Posted December 26, 2024 Share Posted December 26, 2024 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 14454 Posted December 31, 2024 Share Posted December 31, 2024 One good thing about COVID lockdowns is that it’s completely killed any desire I ever had to go out the house on New Year 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 22055 Posted December 31, 2024 Share Posted December 31, 2024 Aye Happy new year you lovely cunts 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 44306 Posted January 1 Share Posted January 1 Happy New Year lads! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 10155 Posted January 1 Share Posted January 1 2025 Some cunt with a hat-trick 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blastronaut 1350 Posted January 1 Share Posted January 1 5 hours ago, Ayatollah Hermione said: One good thing about COVID lockdowns is that it’s completely killed any desire I ever had to go out the house on New Year I quite enjoyed seeing the fallout from the Edinburgh nonsense getting cancelled if I'm honest. Imagine being the type of twat that plans a family holiday around a late night street party in a country of pissheads on a day where there's no public transport and the locals all take the day off, then having the audacity to get arsey aboit the fact Texas won't be performing and none of the pubs will let your kids in. But aye. Happy New Year. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 12097 Posted January 1 Share Posted January 1 HNY twats and twatesses. 🥳 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 23135 Posted January 1 Share Posted January 1 Happy new year, wankers x 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 11267 Posted January 1 Share Posted January 1 Happy New Year everyone. Statistically speaking, we're due a good one, right? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4999 Posted January 1 Share Posted January 1 Happy New Year to the Internets weirdest mix of rapidly ageing blokes. Start as we mean to go on with a bit of eye candy. 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 10906 Posted January 1 Share Posted January 1 All the best gentlemen, to you and yours 👍 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 12097 Posted January 1 Share Posted January 1 58 minutes ago, Christmas Tree said: Happy New Year to the Internets weirdest mix of rapidly ageing blokes. Start as we mean to go on with a bit of eye candy. Double whammy - sofas and squelch. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 35429 Posted January 1 Share Posted January 1 Happy new year, gents. 👍 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 18360 Posted January 1 Share Posted January 1 Happy new year you complete set of bastards 😀 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 35429 Posted January 1 Share Posted January 1 (edited) Ok, here's a little puzzle I may not have totally right so bear with me. Sometime in April next year something will happen to me. (If I'm still around). It's already happened to my missus on boxing day in 2021. If it hasn't happened to you yet then it'll probably happen sometime before 2040ish I'd guess? I'd guess for the vast majority on here it's already happened with their kids. It probably won't happen for your parents. Any ideas? Edited January 1 by Howmanheyman 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 48554 Posted January 1 Share Posted January 1 Anal prolapse? 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 35429 Posted January 1 Share Posted January 1 (edited) 2 minutes ago, Gemmill said: Anal prolapse? Correct, both my kids have indeed had anal prolapses which was a bit disappointing for them considering the young age of them. Next guess. Edited January 1 by Howmanheyman 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Billy Whitehurst 982 Posted January 1 Share Posted January 1 1 hour ago, Howmanheyman said: Ok, here's a little puzzle I may not have totally right so bear with me. Sometime in April next year something will happen to me. (If I'm still around). It's already happened to my missus on boxing day in 2021. If it hasn't happened to you yet then it'll probably happen sometime before 2040ish I'd guess? I'd guess for the vast majority on here it's already happened with their kids. It won't happen for your parents. Any ideas? Judging by this board’s demographics, I’m going to say it is something to do with the raising of the pension age. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 35429 Posted January 1 Share Posted January 1 1 hour ago, Howmanheyman said: Ok, here's a little puzzle I may not have totally right so bear with me. Sometime in April next year something will happen to me. (If I'm still around). It's already happened to my missus on boxing day in 2021. If it hasn't happened to you yet then it'll probably happen sometime before 2040ish I'd guess? I'd guess for the vast majority on here it's already happened with their kids. It won't happen for your parents. Any ideas? No ideas then? I'll post the answer you're all so desperate to hear a little bit later. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 35429 Posted January 1 Share Posted January 1 Just now, Billy Whitehurst said: Judging by this board’s demographics, I’m going to say it is something to do with the raising of the pension age. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 11822 Posted January 1 Share Posted January 1 3 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said: No ideas then? I'll post the answer you're all so desperate to hear a little bit later. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 23117 Posted January 1 Share Posted January 1 This is the worst quiz since which station called walkergate station is this. 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4999 Posted January 1 Share Posted January 1 Aye, my family are not happy that I didn’t have the answer after asking for their assistance 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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