Christmas Tree 4786 Posted Thursday at 10:54 Share Posted Thursday at 10:54 25 minutes ago, Meenzer said: "If I survived the 1980s, I can survive Liquid Death" for the gays Number 1 in the gay charts…. (I was going say “ more cockends than @Howmanheyman had jobs” but it’s got to be a bit realistic) 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 45815 Posted Thursday at 10:57 Share Posted Thursday at 10:57 "I've had more cockendth than weekendth" would triple your sales. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13983 Posted Thursday at 11:53 Share Posted Thursday at 11:53 CT proving that you’ll never go broke playing to the cheap seats. My word 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 20616 Posted Thursday at 13:38 Share Posted Thursday at 13:38 Lad who's left our company recently, they'll found some emails this morning of him tapping up clients and the daft cunt filed them on the system 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42930 Posted Thursday at 14:42 Share Posted Thursday at 14:42 1 hour ago, wykikitoon said: Lad who's left our company recently, they'll found some emails this morning of him tapping up clients and the daft cunt filed them on the system You been reading other people’s emails again? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 20616 Posted Thursday at 14:43 Share Posted Thursday at 14:43 Not me this time Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42930 Posted Thursday at 14:49 Share Posted Thursday at 14:49 I believe you. Totally. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33708 Posted Thursday at 15:18 Share Posted Thursday at 15:18 4 hours ago, Christmas Tree said: Number 1 in the gay charts…. (I was going say “ more cockends than @Howmanheyman had jobs” but it’s got to be a bit realistic) Shots fired, eh? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42930 Posted Thursday at 16:45 Share Posted Thursday at 16:45 When did Morgan Freeman play Thomas Hearns? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 11485 Posted Friday at 03:44 Share Posted Friday at 03:44 (edited) 12 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: I believe you. Totally. I see you're in your Doris Day phase Edited Friday at 03:46 by RobinRobin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 9803 Posted Friday at 05:42 Share Posted Friday at 05:42 18 hours ago, Gemmill said: "I've had more cockendth than weekendth" would triple your sales. That’d help Eubank a small fortune. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 20616 Posted Friday at 10:52 Share Posted Friday at 10:52 An old gaffer phoned me last week. A group of us usually catch up a few times a year but he's been away or busy etc.. Was great catching up with him anyway and I am meeting him for a beer tomorrow. Anyway, when chatting last week he asked if I was looking for a move. Things have been a bit wank at work this year with lack of organisation from the top. Us as a team have been alright but the atmosphere is tense AF. We have all said the frustration etc should be and is aimed at management and not us and on the whole we have been grafting and helping each other the best we can. Anyway, this seed the gaffer planted has been growing this week and Monday I am off for a chat with his gaffer and him to see what is what. Its a lot bigger company and a slightly different role. It would mean going back to 5 day weeks though. I know a few others there and they all sing its praises. Like all places has its negatives but where doesn't? I am just going with an open mind to see what's what anyway. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 11485 Posted Friday at 10:59 Share Posted Friday at 10:59 5 minutes ago, wykikitoon said: An old gaffer phoned me last week. A group of us usually catch up a few times a year but he's been away or busy etc.. Was great catching up with him anyway and I am meeting him for a beer tomorrow. Anyway, when chatting last week he asked if I was looking for a move. Things have been a bit wank at work this year with lack of organisation from the top. Us as a team have been alright but the atmosphere is tense AF. We have all said the frustration etc should be and is aimed at management and not us and on the whole we have been grafting and helping each other the best we can. Anyway, this seed the gaffer planted has been growing this week and Monday I am off for a chat with his gaffer and him to see what is what. Its a lot bigger company and a slightly different role. It would mean going back to 5 day weeks though. I know a few others there and they all sing its praises. Like all places has its negatives but where doesn't? I am just going with an open mind to see what's what anyway. Probably worth getting advice from @Howmanheyman. He's the resident expert. 👍 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21941 Posted Friday at 11:04 Share Posted Friday at 11:04 10 minutes ago, wykikitoon said: Us as a team have been alright but the atmosphere is tense AF 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 9803 Posted Friday at 11:44 Share Posted Friday at 11:44 50 minutes ago, wykikitoon said: An old gaffer phoned me last week. A group of us usually catch up a few times a year but he's been away or busy etc.. Was great catching up with him anyway and I am meeting him for a beer tomorrow. Anyway, when chatting last week he asked if I was looking for a move. Things have been a bit wank at work this year with lack of organisation from the top. Us as a team have been alright but the atmosphere is tense AF. We have all said the frustration etc should be and is aimed at management and not us and on the whole we have been grafting and helping each other the best we can. Anyway, this seed the gaffer planted has been growing this week and Monday I am off for a chat with his gaffer and him to see what is what. Its a lot bigger company and a slightly different role. It would mean going back to 5 day weeks though. I know a few others there and they all sing its praises. Like all places has its negatives but where doesn't? I am just going with an open mind to see what's what anyway. Does new company have a resident pisshead scouser for you to mollycoddle ?? 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 10286 Posted Friday at 11:47 Share Posted Friday at 11:47 3 minutes ago, Toonpack said: Does new company have a resident pisshead scouser whose trust you can abuse on a toon based message board ?? FYP 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15690 Posted Friday at 11:48 Share Posted Friday at 11:48 3 minutes ago, Toonpack said: Does new company have a resident pisshead scouser for you to mollycoddle ?? Let that come up in the interview, please. "And do you have any questions for us, Mr. Wykiki?" "Well....." 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 10286 Posted Friday at 11:50 Share Posted Friday at 11:50 "Does the company employ anyone who frequents waste receptacles that has a voice like a broken police siren?" 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21941 Posted Saturday at 09:51 Share Posted Saturday at 09:51 To pay for this new "Northumberland" line to Ashington, Nexus are increasing their travel Cap next week from £5 to £6.20. A 20% increase in my travel costs then. As its up to me how much I go in, I'll just drop from 2 days a week to once, so nexus will lose out. This alongside the £3 bus fare cap is just a deterrent to office working for those who have the choice. Genius. Transport in this country is a fucking joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 9803 Posted Saturday at 10:29 Share Posted Saturday at 10:29 35 minutes ago, Renton said: To pay for this new "Northumberland" line to Ashington, Nexus are increasing their travel Cap next week from £5 to £6.20. A 20% increase in my travel costs then. As its up to me how much I go in, I'll just drop from 2 days a week to once, so nexus will lose out. This alongside the £3 bus fare cap is just a deterrent to office working for those who have the choice. Genius. Transport in this country is a fucking joke. It's going to save me a fortune in Uber's back to Delaval on the occasions I visit the town, so basically, fuck you 👍 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35534 Posted Saturday at 10:33 Share Posted Saturday at 10:33 39 minutes ago, Renton said: To pay for this new "Northumberland" line to Ashington, Nexus are increasing their travel Cap next week from £5 to £6.20. A 20% increase in my travel costs then. As its up to me how much I go in, I'll just drop from 2 days a week to once, so nexus will lose out. This alongside the £3 bus fare cap is just a deterrent to office working for those who have the choice. Genius. Transport in this country is a fucking joke. Are you travelling through more zones because of the new zones now or something? I’ll still be one zone only for work and two on the rare time I go to town. So the cap for those remains the same for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35534 Posted Saturday at 10:35 Share Posted Saturday at 10:35 Just had a look and cap for 3 zones will remain at £5 so I don’t think it’s increasing for you, Renton 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 31112 Posted Saturday at 13:19 Share Posted Saturday at 13:19 Bloody Starmer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 17581 Posted Saturday at 13:38 Share Posted Saturday at 13:38 On 12/12/2024 at 07:25, Gemmill said: I've noticed this Liquid Death drink turning up on TV shows and some things on YouTube and assumed it was some new energy drink. Just googled it and it's fucking water (natural artesian water if you please). Cans of water. For £4.49 a can. You can get it on Amazon if anyone's interested. Here you go, perfect for your nocturnal stalking sessions/ high impact cardio runathons 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 45815 Posted Saturday at 13:43 Share Posted Saturday at 13:43 You'll need that long before I do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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