General Random Conversation..

[Howmanheyman 36537]

Can't believe nobody so far has mentioned the cultural event of the year so far, the demolition of Hexham House in Walker. The wife mentioned it but we forgot about it till we were sitting having a cuppa in the house and heard a big explosion in the distance.

 

 

 

 

The crowd.

 

 

 

[Gemmill 49843]

You can hear some people coughing towards the end of the clip.

 

They'll never get that dust out of their lungs. 

[Meenzer 16416]

2 hours ago, Gemmill said:

 

 

This cunt. The AUDIENCE is the problem, not Greg's great material. 

 

 

Let's see if this tracks for him...

 

[Gemmill 49843]

I was just thinking earlier on that he'll be on GB News before too long cooking up Great British Bangers. He'll be on about 15 minute cities on twitter within 6 months too. Retweeting Sharron Davies. 

[Sonatine 11917]

9 hours ago, Gemmill said:

 

 

This cunt. The AUDIENCE is the problem, not Greg's great material. 

 

Apparently the BBC has received complaints about him over a 14 year period  

[Sonatine 11917]

[Gemmill 49843]

 

Delighted to see that he's getting lumped in with the paedos.

 

[Monkeys Fist 45123]

Tales From The Truck : Volume IX. 

 

One of the things they don’t teach you when you take your test is how to deal with the boredom once you’ve done the same route a few times. 
 

I’m sure you’ll all join me in congratulating myself on winning a Gold Medal at the Fart Olympics. 
The winning move was a Triple-Split Trump Triumvirate. 
One fart, which, on its route to freedom, splits in to three, one each going either side of your nut sack, one going direct up the middle of the bag. 
Done three consecutive times. 
I’m absolutely delighted. 
I even topped it off with a Quad-split, which is as above but with an extra gufflet heading up the back groove. 
Outstanding. 
 

Sadly, since I’ve just dropped the kids off at the pool, the tank is empty and no more Arse Athletics are likely for the remainder of my run. 
 

The hours just fly by. 

[Renton 23622]

7 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said:

One of the things they don’t teach you when you take your test is how to deal with the boredom once you’ve done the same route a few time

 

Fail. I believe what you're officially supposed to do is put a brick on the gas, put your feet up on the dash, and watch netflix on your tablet. Unless it's really misty, in which case you should also be sending text messages as you do this. 👍

[Alex 36695]

On 01/12/2024 at 10:18, Gemmill said:

 

 

This cunt. The AUDIENCE is the problem, not Greg's great material. 

Well it’s not going to be some young kid on the crew who’s worried about losing their job, is it? 

[wykikitoon 22781]

Next its gonna be Sir David aint it?

 

[wykikitoon 22781]

I've finally fucked off Instagram. Every fucker want's to be an influencer now.  Why cant people just do their hobbies without tagging in fucking companies virtually begging for free shit? 

[Renton 23622]

FFS. Just fucked up on my IT awareness by clicking on an obviously fake link from a phishing e-mail sent by my own company to catch us out. I'll probably be sent in shame to do another fraud awareness course now. 

No excuse really except their filtering is normally soo good I just accept the stuff that does get through is legit. 

[Gemmill 49843]

 

[ewerk 33151]

[Sonatine 11917]

[PaddockLad 18991]

5 hours ago, Alex said:

Well it’s not going to be some young kid on the crew who’s worried about losing their job, is it? 

Well… wait till you see who’s replacing him..

 

 

[Renton 23622]

FUCK OFF YOU CUNTS.

 

That is all. I mean, I'm chronologically 3 or so years older than Gemmill but follicularly and groovily easily a decade younger. 

[Kid Dynamite 7621]

On 01/12/2024 at 10:18, Gemmill said:

 

 

This cunt. The AUDIENCE is the problem, not Greg's great material. 

[RobinRobin 12475]

10 hours ago, Renton said:

FUCK OFF YOU CUNTS.

 

That is all. I mean, I'm chronologically 3 or so years older than Gemmill but follicularly and groovily easily a decade younger. 

Sorry, only just seen this

[Kid Dynamite 7621]

[Dazzler 11736]

[wykikitoon 22781]

I've unfollowed Athletic on Bluesky. Fuck me.  They spam all the fucking time.

[Toonpack 11344]

20 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

I've unfollowed Athletic on Bluesky. Fuck me.  They spam all the fucking time.

There’s a few cunts imported all their old tweets from twatter, completely spamming the NUFC feed with years old shite, been on a block frenzy.

[sammynb 3916]

42 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

I've unfollowed Athletic on Bluesky. Fuck me.  They spam all the fucking time.

 

21 minutes ago, Toonpack said:

There’s a few cunts imported all their old tweets from twatter, completely spamming the NUFC feed with years old shite, been on a block frenzy.

 

I'm thinking about binning off my subscription - is it just me or has the level of their writing and articles in general have been going downhill for ages, most of it is badly written, sensationalist shite.