Gemmill 46089 Posted November 24 Share Posted November 24 Run completed. 4 days without an incident. 17,878 days without a bone break. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 9978 Posted November 24 Share Posted November 24 God doing a bit of quality control on the production line: "You've overdone the bones on this one" Angel: "oops sorry God" God: "no matter, we can compensate, we'll make him ginger and make sure you get his heart from the slight seconds bin" Angel: "Should I tell the ego department to over inflate it on this one too" (wink) God: "Yes, yes, perfect" 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 46089 Posted November 24 Share Posted November 24 You forgot about him 10 x-ing the sexiness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 9978 Posted November 24 Share Posted November 24 1 minute ago, Gemmill said: You forgot about him 10 x-ing the sexiness. Ego department excelled themselves, didn't they 👍 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 17698 Posted November 24 Share Posted November 24 So sexy that your weekend consists of at least two self flagellating aerobic workouts in the middle of the fucking night…each to their own but if you’re not running to an early morning neighbourhood liaison all that sexiness is being wasted as far as I can make out 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 17698 Posted November 24 Share Posted November 24 Bert is a bastard… Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 11576 Posted November 24 Share Posted November 24 6 minutes ago, PaddockLad said: Bert is a bastard… 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 9978 Posted November 24 Share Posted November 24 11 minutes ago, PaddockLad said: Bert is a bastard… You'd just parked up and the fence ran at you ???? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 17698 Posted November 24 Share Posted November 24 Just now, Toonpack said: You'd just parked up and the fence ran at you ???? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 46089 Posted November 24 Share Posted November 24 (edited) 33 minutes ago, PaddockLad said: Bert is a bastard… Paisley Park has taken a battering. Edited November 24 by Gemmill 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 31228 Posted November 24 Share Posted November 24 2 hours ago, Toonpack said: God doing a bit of quality control on the production line: "You've overdone the bones on this one" Angel: "oops sorry God" God: "no matter, we can compensate, we'll make him ginger and make sure you get his heart from the slight seconds bin" Angel: "Should I tell the ego department to over inflate it on this one too" (wink) God: "Yes, yes, perfect" Even I'll admit that swapping his cock with that of a Chinese mouse was a real dick move. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43115 Posted November 24 Share Posted November 24 6 minutes ago, ewerk said: Even I'll admit that swapping his cock with that of a Chinese mouse was a real dick move. Aye, the mouse was gutted to get a smaller one… 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 17698 Posted November 24 Share Posted November 24 28 minutes ago, Gemmill said: Paisley Park has taken a battering. Paisley has fallen 😞 So did the father in law on the ice on Friday, just the 10 hour wait for an ambulance. They didn’t tell us till yesterday because “ we didn’t want to worry you” 🤬 Only a sprained groin apparently, he’ll be back in training after two weeks of rest ☺️We’ve now got to go up and walk their giant Italian Spinoni “wolfhound” in a near 60mph gale, which am really looking forward to 😀 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 9906 Posted November 24 Share Posted November 24 14 minutes ago, PaddockLad said: Paisley has fallen 😞 So did the father in law on the ice on Friday, just the 10 hour wait for an ambulance. They didn’t tell us till yesterday because “ we didn’t want to worry you” 🤬 Only a sprained groin apparently, he’ll be back in training after two weeks of rest ☺️We’ve now got to go up and walk their giant Italian Spinoni “wolfhound” in a near 60mph gale, which am really looking forward to 😀 No fracture then, good. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 9978 Posted November 24 Share Posted November 24 19 minutes ago, PaddockLad said: Only a sprained groin apparently, he’ll be back in training after two weeks of rest ☺️We’ve now got to go up and walk their giant Italian Spinoni “wolfhound” in a near 60mph gale, which am really looking forward to 😀 What could go wrong with you in charge ?? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 46089 Posted November 24 Share Posted November 24 Watch the dog doesn't pull you over, I hear it's a thing down that way. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43115 Posted November 24 Share Posted November 24 4 minutes ago, Gemmill said: Watch the dog doesn't pull you over, I hear it's a thing down that way. They’re big Spaniels with a hipster tache More likely to tell you about the latest craft beer then trip over it’s own arse* *based purely on my spaniel, who is thicker than Therese Coffeys ankles. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 20802 Posted November 25 Share Posted November 25 100% Jimmy Saville 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 9978 Posted November 25 Share Posted November 25 Noticeable Gemmill hasn’t posted today, not that I’ve noticed anyway. I hope there’s not a head-torch at the bottom of a ditch shining in a desperate plea for assistance for it’s multiple broken boned owner. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 46089 Posted November 25 Share Posted November 25 Was out at 5 as usual. 50 minutes this morning. Just been out with the dog as well. What an absolute specimen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 9978 Posted November 27 Share Posted November 27 @Renton Just for your piece of mind, unusually, there are currently (as I type) five NATO reconnaissance aircraft circling Kaliningrad, where Russia has some nukes. Rouble crashing and nervousness abounds 🍿🍿 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35615 Posted November 27 Share Posted November 27 On 24/11/2024 at 11:30, Monkeys Fist said: They’re big Spaniels with a hipster tache More likely to tell you about the latest craft beer then trip over it’s own arse* *based purely on my spaniel, who is thicker than Therese Coffeys ankles. Trained as a barrister. I mean barista 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35615 Posted November 27 Share Posted November 27 On 25/11/2024 at 12:52, Gemmill said: Was out at 5 as usual. 50 minutes this morning. Just been out with the dog as well. What an absolute specimen. Agreed 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 46089 Posted November 27 Share Posted November 27 1 minute ago, Alex said: Agreed 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 11603 Posted November 28 Share Posted November 28 11 hours ago, Gemmill said: FYP 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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