Toonpack 12015 Posted November 24, 2024 Share Posted November 24, 2024 On 24/11/2024 at 09:59, PaddockLad said: Bert is a bastard… Expand You'd just parked up and the fence ran at you ???? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 19509 Posted November 24, 2024 Share Posted November 24, 2024 On 24/11/2024 at 10:12, Toonpack said: You'd just parked up and the fence ran at you ???? Expand 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 52014 Posted November 24, 2024 Share Posted November 24, 2024 (edited) On 24/11/2024 at 09:59, PaddockLad said: Bert is a bastard… Expand Paisley Park has taken a battering. Edited November 24, 2024 by Gemmill 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 33963 Posted November 24, 2024 Share Posted November 24, 2024 On 24/11/2024 at 08:10, Toonpack said: God doing a bit of quality control on the production line: "You've overdone the bones on this one" Angel: "oops sorry God" God: "no matter, we can compensate, we'll make him ginger and make sure you get his heart from the slight seconds bin" Angel: "Should I tell the ego department to over inflate it on this one too" (wink) God: "Yes, yes, perfect" Expand Even I'll admit that swapping his cock with that of a Chinese mouse was a real dick move. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 46061 Posted November 24, 2024 Share Posted November 24, 2024 On 24/11/2024 at 10:39, ewerk said: Even I'll admit that swapping his cock with that of a Chinese mouse was a real dick move. Expand Aye, the mouse was gutted to get a smaller one… 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 19509 Posted November 24, 2024 Share Posted November 24, 2024 On 24/11/2024 at 10:14, Gemmill said: Paisley Park has taken a battering. Expand Paisley has fallen 😞 So did the father in law on the ice on Friday, just the 10 hour wait for an ambulance. They didn’t tell us till yesterday because “ we didn’t want to worry you” 🤬 Only a sprained groin apparently, he’ll be back in training after two weeks of rest ☺️We’ve now got to go up and walk their giant Italian Spinoni “wolfhound” in a near 60mph gale, which am really looking forward to 😀 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 10685 Posted November 24, 2024 Share Posted November 24, 2024 On 24/11/2024 at 10:49, PaddockLad said: Paisley has fallen 😞 So did the father in law on the ice on Friday, just the 10 hour wait for an ambulance. They didn’t tell us till yesterday because “ we didn’t want to worry you” 🤬 Only a sprained groin apparently, he’ll be back in training after two weeks of rest ☺️We’ve now got to go up and walk their giant Italian Spinoni “wolfhound” in a near 60mph gale, which am really looking forward to 😀 Expand No fracture then, good. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 12015 Posted November 24, 2024 Share Posted November 24, 2024 On 24/11/2024 at 10:49, PaddockLad said: Only a sprained groin apparently, he’ll be back in training after two weeks of rest ☺️We’ve now got to go up and walk their giant Italian Spinoni “wolfhound” in a near 60mph gale, which am really looking forward to 😀 Expand What could go wrong with you in charge ?? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 52014 Posted November 24, 2024 Share Posted November 24, 2024 Watch the dog doesn't pull you over, I hear it's a thing down that way. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 46061 Posted November 24, 2024 Share Posted November 24, 2024 On 24/11/2024 at 11:23, Gemmill said: Watch the dog doesn't pull you over, I hear it's a thing down that way. Expand They’re big Spaniels with a hipster tache More likely to tell you about the latest craft beer then trip over it’s own arse* *based purely on my spaniel, who is thicker than Therese Coffeys ankles. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 23621 Posted November 25, 2024 Share Posted November 25, 2024 100% Jimmy Saville 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 12015 Posted November 25, 2024 Share Posted November 25, 2024 Noticeable Gemmill hasn’t posted today, not that I’ve noticed anyway. I hope there’s not a head-torch at the bottom of a ditch shining in a desperate plea for assistance for it’s multiple broken boned owner. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 52014 Posted November 25, 2024 Share Posted November 25, 2024 Was out at 5 as usual. 50 minutes this morning. Just been out with the dog as well. What an absolute specimen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 12015 Posted November 27, 2024 Share Posted November 27, 2024 @Renton Just for your piece of mind, unusually, there are currently (as I type) five NATO reconnaissance aircraft circling Kaliningrad, where Russia has some nukes. Rouble crashing and nervousness abounds 🍿🍿 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 37626 Posted November 27, 2024 Share Posted November 27, 2024 On 24/11/2024 at 11:30, Monkeys Fist said: They’re big Spaniels with a hipster tache More likely to tell you about the latest craft beer then trip over it’s own arse* *based purely on my spaniel, who is thicker than Therese Coffeys ankles. Expand Trained as a barrister. I mean barista 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 37626 Posted November 27, 2024 Share Posted November 27, 2024 On 25/11/2024 at 12:52, Gemmill said: Was out at 5 as usual. 50 minutes this morning. Just been out with the dog as well. What an absolute specimen. Expand Agreed 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 52014 Posted November 27, 2024 Share Posted November 27, 2024 On 27/11/2024 at 15:09, Alex said: Agreed Expand 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 12817 Posted November 28, 2024 Share Posted November 28, 2024 On 27/11/2024 at 15:11, Gemmill said: Expand FYP 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 23621 Posted November 28, 2024 Share Posted November 28, 2024 Josh Brolin is on Radio 2 and it sounds like Zoe Ball has a broken tap somewhere 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 12015 Posted November 28, 2024 Share Posted November 28, 2024 Fashion truly is cyclical https://www.iflscience.com/wearing-a-salmon-on-your-head-is-back-in-fashion-for-orcas-after-a-37-year-break-76971 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 23621 Posted November 28, 2024 Share Posted November 28, 2024 https://www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/2024/nov/28/gregg-wallace-steps-away-from-masterchef-after-allegations-of-misconduct In a way this doesn't surprise me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 24386 Posted November 28, 2024 Share Posted November 28, 2024 ✅ Gregg Wallace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 46061 Posted November 28, 2024 Share Posted November 28, 2024 Rape Rape Buttery Biscuit Rape. Dorty bassa-never liked him. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 24386 Posted November 28, 2024 Share Posted November 28, 2024 Mind you, Rod Stewart agrees. (Sorry for the tweet) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 4713 Posted November 28, 2024 Share Posted November 28, 2024 The reply on the tweet is one of the best things to ever happen on that platform. Bravo Nick, whoever you are Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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