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God doing a bit of quality control on the production line:

 

"You've overdone the bones on this one"

 

Angel: "oops sorry God"

 

God: "no matter, we can compensate, we'll make him ginger and make sure you get his heart from the slight seconds bin"

 

Angel: "Should I tell the ego department to over inflate it on this one too" (wink)

 

God: "Yes, yes, perfect"

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So sexy that your weekend consists of at least two self flagellating aerobic workouts  in the middle of the fucking night…each to their own but if you’re not running to an early morning neighbourhood liaison all that sexiness is being wasted as far as I can make out  :cuppa:

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2 hours ago, Toonpack said:

God doing a bit of quality control on the production line:

 

"You've overdone the bones on this one"

 

Angel: "oops sorry God"

 

God: "no matter, we can compensate, we'll make him ginger and make sure you get his heart from the slight seconds bin"

 

Angel: "Should I tell the ego department to over inflate it on this one too" (wink)

 

God: "Yes, yes, perfect"


Even I'll admit that swapping his cock with that of a Chinese mouse was a real dick move.

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28 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

 

Paisley Park has taken a battering. 


Paisley has fallen 😞

 

So did the father in law on the ice on Friday, just the 10 hour wait for an ambulance. They didn’t tell us till yesterday because “ we didn’t want to worry you” 🤬

 

Only a sprained groin apparently, he’ll be back in training after two weeks of rest ☺️We’ve now got to go up and walk their giant Italian Spinoni “wolfhound” in a near 60mph gale, which am really looking forward to 😀

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14 minutes ago, PaddockLad said:


Paisley has fallen 😞

 

So did the father in law on the ice on Friday, just the 10 hour wait for an ambulance. They didn’t tell us till yesterday because “ we didn’t want to worry you” 🤬

 

Only a sprained groin apparently, he’ll be back in training after two weeks of rest ☺️We’ve now got to go up and walk their giant Italian Spinoni “wolfhound” in a near 60mph gale, which am really looking forward to 😀

No fracture then, good.

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19 minutes ago, PaddockLad said:

 

Only a sprained groin apparently, he’ll be back in training after two weeks of rest ☺️We’ve now got to go up and walk their giant Italian Spinoni “wolfhound” in a near 60mph gale, which am really looking forward to 😀

 

What could go wrong with you in charge ??

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4 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

Watch the dog doesn't pull you over, I hear it's a thing down that way. 

They’re big Spaniels with a hipster tache

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More likely to tell you about the latest craft beer then trip over it’s own arse*
 

 

*based purely on my spaniel, who is thicker than Therese Coffeys ankles. 

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Noticeable Gemmill hasn’t posted today, not that I’ve noticed anyway. I hope there’s not a head-torch at the bottom of a ditch shining in a desperate plea for assistance for it’s multiple broken boned owner.

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@Renton Just for your piece of mind, unusually, there are currently (as I type) five NATO reconnaissance aircraft circling Kaliningrad, where Russia has some nukes.

 

Rouble crashing and nervousness abounds 🍿🍿

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On 24/11/2024 at 11:30, Monkeys Fist said:

They’re big Spaniels with a hipster tache

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More likely to tell you about the latest craft beer then trip over it’s own arse*
 

 

*based purely on my spaniel, who is thicker than Therese Coffeys ankles. 

Trained as a barrister. I mean barista 

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On 25/11/2024 at 12:52, Gemmill said:

Was out at 5 as usual. 50 minutes this morning. Just been out with the dog as well. What an absolute specimen. 

Agreed 

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