Isegrim 9896 Posted November 22 Share Posted November 22 15 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said: Someone else who has never broken any bones.... That‘s right, but can you leave me out of this? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43064 Posted November 22 Share Posted November 22 17 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said: Someone else who has never broken any bones.... He’s been toed in the chest though. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21983 Posted November 22 Share Posted November 22 1 hour ago, PaddockLad said: Hasn’t Rents got a medical degree though? Fuckin rocky ground here Gemma ps you also got Covid after years of you suggesting in most self aggrandising manner possible that you were somehow superhumanly immune so you have got history with bogus health claims 🤷🏻♂️ I have*. Plus a science degree, masters and a PhD. Ive played my career hand fucking apallingly though. *It's prec;linical medical degree, not a full one, so I have never practised. meeting patients like Gemmill put me right off front facing stuff. Although, ironically, I did do two attachments in orthopaedics and gained just enough knowledge to know what a fucking fracture is. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 46023 Posted November 22 Share Posted November 22 Leisure and Tourism. Did a first aid course whilst repping for Thomas Cook in Bennaz. Couldn't hack the repping life so came back and got a job pushing wheelchairs in Rake Lane General. THE END. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43064 Posted November 22 Share Posted November 22 Tbf, the amount of lost/confused/dead old people, pissed and injured twentysomethings, screaming sunburnt kids , and pregnant teenagers he’d have to deal with in Rake Lane would make it seem like a nice lie-in compared to repping in Benidorm. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21983 Posted November 22 Share Posted November 22 6 minutes ago, Gemmill said: Leisure and Tourism. Did a first aid course whilst repping for Thomas Cook in Bennaz. Couldn't hack the repping life so came back and got a job pushing wheelchairs in Rake Lane General. THE END. Is that right? Well, next time I need to push you in a wheel chair at hospital because you've chipped your knobbly knee or your pace maker has decided "fuck that" and rejected itself from you body, be afraid. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33829 Posted November 22 Share Posted November 22 It's that time of the day when most of TT stop posting while they get ready to go home after a hard day browsing on here and elsewhere. Roy Castle's 'dedication' could've been written for you and your laser focused determination to do a hard days work for your employer. I salute that absolute dedication and look forward to you posting on here in the house later on when you get bored after your tea or something and your lass starts talking shite to you. 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21983 Posted November 22 Share Posted November 22 I thangyu. It's a tough job but someone's got to do it. Nearly time for my post-posting nap and to think about what I'm having for tea. Gawd bless you all. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33829 Posted November 22 Share Posted November 22 Toontastic! For when you're skiving at work or there's nowt on the telly when you get home later on. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 17643 Posted November 22 Share Posted November 22 I’m going to the 21st birthday party of two lads who’s dads are mates of mine. One of the birthday boys was with us in Newcastle earlier this year…so there’s going to be a huge team of young shavers all flat out on the piss waiting for the middle aged to try to keep up with them in the drinking stakes. Stand by for reports of the severity of hangover and any behaviour that may incur feelings of regret ☺️😬🍺 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43064 Posted November 22 Share Posted November 22 Have they all got earplugs to protect their hearing from your shirts? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 17643 Posted November 22 Share Posted November 22 7 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: Have they all got earplugs to protect their hearing from your shirts? Navy blue grandad tonight, I know Gemmill wouldn’t be able to sleep without knowing ☺️ 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 46023 Posted November 22 Share Posted November 22 Get off your phone, navy blue granddad. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 4378 Posted November 23 Share Posted November 23 7 hours ago, Howmanheyman said: It's that time of the day when most of TT stop posting while they get ready to go home after a hard day browsing on here and elsewhere. Roy Castle's 'dedication' could've been written for you and your laser focused determination to do a hard days work for your employer. I salute that absolute dedication and look forward to you posting on here in the house later on when you get bored after your tea or something and your lass starts talking shite to you. Reeks of the office life jealousy this imo 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 46023 Posted November 23 Share Posted November 23 FAO THE BREADSTICK COMMUNITY: Got round fine this morning, no incidents. Another day, another no broken bones. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 11550 Posted November 23 Share Posted November 23 5 minutes ago, Gemmill said: FAO THE BREADSTICK COMMUNITY: Got round fine this morning, no incidents. Another day, another no broken bones. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33829 Posted November 23 Share Posted November 23 7 hours ago, strawb said: Reeks of the office life jealousy this imo 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 11550 Posted November 23 Share Posted November 23 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33829 Posted November 23 Share Posted November 23 6 minutes ago, RobinRobin said: It's this site, it's been a bit ropey lately. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7169 Posted November 23 Share Posted November 23 I see Conor McGregor has been found guilty in a civil trial of sexual assault. His 6th similar allegation in recent years iirc. He admitted during the trial that he often books hotels to sleep with random women on a weekend. Which makes it all the more bizarre that his Mrs was hanging off his arm to and from court every day. Short odds for this guy ending up dead or in jail in the not too distant future Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 46023 Posted November 23 Share Posted November 23 Pissing down snow at the minute, but forecast to be 12 degrees by midnight. Seems normal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebrokendoll 9454 Posted November 23 Share Posted November 23 29 minutes ago, Gemmill said: Pissing down snow at the minute, but forecast to be 12 degrees by midnight. Seems normal. I strongly recommend stopping in, seems stupid to needlessly put your osteogenesis imperfecta at risk. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33829 Posted November 23 Share Posted November 23 1 minute ago, thebrokendoll said: I strongly recommend stopping in, seems stupid to needlessly put your osteogenesis imperfecta at risk. But if he does go out, I'm sure he'll wrap up and have his mittens on. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 4411 Posted November 23 Share Posted November 23 I went for a haircut a bit earler and he asked me if it was snowing "up my way" I replied I jusr lived around the corner - fuck knows why he thought I'd travel 300 miles south for a trim. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33829 Posted November 23 Share Posted November 23 Was out earlier on for the daughter's MOT, that's me for the day I reckon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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