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[Isegrim 9772]

Ewerk‘ed

[Gemmill 44853]

That's just a bit of bone pinging off due to my incredibly powerful ligaments. That's not a break. 

[Howmanheyman 33166]

It's hard to break something when you've been wrapped up in cotton and forced to wear mittens your whole life. 

[Gemmill 44853]

Breadstick Junior has entered the chat. 

[Renton 21608]

Of all the thing to be proud of, not having suffered a fracture (even though you actually have just weeks ago) is one of the weirdest. 

[Gemmill 44853]

I said break, dicktaster. No one in their right mind would describe an avulsion fracture as a break. 

 

 

[ewerk 30598]

1 minute ago, Gemmill said:

I said break, dicktaster. No one in their right mind would describe an avulsion fracture as a break. 

 

 

 

[Gemmill 44853]

Oh everybody worries about AI until it backs THE HUMAN CLIPBOARD up in his stupid argument. 

[Renton 21608]

2 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

I said break, dicktaster. No one in their right mind would describe an avulsion fracture as a break. 

 

 

 

It is. You need to go to hospital porter school.

 

 

[Monkeys Fist 42413]

The scene- Kitchen and Living Room of House of Gemmill in downtown Wideopen, a ceramic clatter rings out from the kitchen …

 

Gemma- “ Oops, sorry let, I dropped your “Worlds Best 2nd or 3rd Wife… I Forget” mug that I ordered from that lad in Boldon!”

Mrs. Gemma II/III- “ WHAT??? Any damage you utter clutz?”

Gemma- “ Nah, just a chip, like my avulsion fracture I’ve only just recovered from”

Mrs. Gemma II/III - “  A CHIP???? So you’ve …

 

 

… BROKEN IT!!!” 
 

 

[thebrokendoll 9203]

32 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

For clarity, @thebrokendoll is Captain Breadstick. 

 

avulsion fracture, also known as osteogenesis imperfecta.

you're liable to snap at any moment.

Edited 4 hours ago by thebrokendoll

[Gemmill 44853]

What we're really seeing here is how a REAL MAN responds to injury. He downplays it and gets on with his life. 

 

The Breadstick Brigade would have rang their other halves from outside the physio and demanded they be collected cos they've just found out they've "broken" their ankle.

 

PATHETIC.

[Gemmill 44853]

2 minutes ago, thebrokendoll said:

 

avulsion fracture, also known as osteogenesis imperfecta.

you're liable to snap at any moment.

 

Here comes the walking water biscuit. ENOUGH. 

[Renton 21608]

2 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

The scene- Kitchen and Living Room of House of Gemmill in downtown Wideopen, a ceramic clatter rings out from the kitchen …

 

Gemma- “ Oops, sorry let, I dropped your “Worlds Best 2nd or 3rd Wife… I Forget” mug that I ordered from that lad in Boldon!”

Mrs. Gemma II/III- “ WHAT??? Any damage you utter clutz?”

Gemma- “ Nah, just a chip, like my avulsion fracture I’ve only just recovered from”

Mrs. Gemma II/III - “  A CHIP???? So you’ve …

 

 

… BROKEN IT!!!” 
 

 

 

 

Mrs. Gemma III "It's alright chicken legs, I've already been on CT's website and got you a new mug. Ta ra".

 

[ewerk 30598]

18 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

Oh everybody worries about AI until it backs THE HUMAN CLIPBOARD up in his stupid argument. 

 

 

[Gemmill 44853]

1 minute ago, ewerk said:

 

 

 

 

Replace the gif with one of the Saved by the Bell nerds. 

[wykikitoon 20129]

I'm still giggling like fuck at  Captain Breadstick  

[Monkeys Fist 42413]

12 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

I'm still giggling like fuck at  Captain Breadstick  

[PaddockLad 17246]

51 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

I said break, dicktaster. No one in their right mind would describe an avulsion fracture as a break. 

 

 

Hasn’t Rents got a medical degree though? Fuckin rocky ground here Gemma   

 

ps you also got Covid after years of you suggesting in most self aggrandising manner possible that you were somehow superhumanly immune so you have got history with bogus health claims 🤷🏻‍♂️

[Gemmill 44853]

He did Leisure and Tourism iirc. 

[wykikitoon 20129]

Fucking Gem is on one today  

Fucking Leisure and Tourism 

[Howmanheyman 33166]

48 minutes ago, thebrokendoll said:

 

avulsion fracture, also known as osteogenesis imperfecta.

you're liable to snap at any moment.

 

 

🎶

avulsion fracture

Also known as

osteogenesis

imperfecta.

🎵

[Monkeys Fist 42413]

23 minutes ago, PaddockLad said:

so you have got history with bogus health claims

Runs in the family…

 

Here’s Gemmill’s mental older sister, Doctor Copro Feelya. 

 

[Howmanheyman 33166]

Someone else who has never broken any bones....

 

 

 

[Gemmill 44853]

He broke your boner.