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2 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

I said break, dicktaster. No one in their right mind would describe an avulsion fracture as a break. 

 

 

 

It is. You need to go to hospital porter school.

 

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The scene- Kitchen and Living Room of House of Gemmill in downtown Wideopen, a ceramic clatter rings out from the kitchen …

 

Gemma- “ Oops, sorry let, I dropped your “Worlds Best 2nd or 3rd Wife… I Forget” mug that I ordered from that lad in Boldon!”

Mrs. Gemma II/III- “ WHAT??? Any damage you utter clutz?”

Gemma- “ Nah, just a chip, like my avulsion fracture I’ve only just recovered from”

Mrs. Gemma II/III - “  A CHIP???? So you’ve …

 

 

… BROKEN IT!!!” 
 

 

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What we're really seeing here is how a REAL MAN responds to injury. He downplays it and gets on with his life. 

 

The Breadstick Brigade would have rang their other halves from outside the physio and demanded they be collected cos they've just found out they've "broken" their ankle.

 

PATHETIC.

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2 minutes ago, thebrokendoll said:

 

avulsion fracture, also known as osteogenesis imperfecta.

you're liable to snap at any moment.

 

Here comes the walking water biscuit. ENOUGH. 

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2 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

The scene- Kitchen and Living Room of House of Gemmill in downtown Wideopen, a ceramic clatter rings out from the kitchen …

 

Gemma- “ Oops, sorry let, I dropped your “Worlds Best 2nd or 3rd Wife… I Forget” mug that I ordered from that lad in Boldon!”

Mrs. Gemma II/III- “ WHAT??? Any damage you utter clutz?”

Gemma- “ Nah, just a chip, like my avulsion fracture I’ve only just recovered from”

Mrs. Gemma II/III - “  A CHIP???? So you’ve …

 

 

… BROKEN IT!!!” 
 

 

 

 

Mrs. Gemma III "It's alright chicken legs, I've already been on CT's website and got you a new mug. Ta ra".

 

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51 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

I said break, dicktaster. No one in their right mind would describe an avulsion fracture as a break. 

 

 


Hasn’t Rents got a medical degree though? Fuckin rocky ground here Gemma  :cuppa: 

 

ps you also got Covid after years of you suggesting in most self aggrandising manner possible that you were somehow superhumanly immune so you have got history with bogus health claims 🤷🏻‍♂️

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48 minutes ago, thebrokendoll said:

 

avulsion fracture, also known as osteogenesis imperfecta.

you're liable to snap at any moment.

 

 

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avulsion fracture

Also known as

osteogenesis

imperfecta.

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23 minutes ago, PaddockLad said:

so you have got history with bogus health claims

Runs in the family…

 

Here’s Gemmill’s mental older sister, Doctor Copro Feelya. 

 

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