ewerk 31195 Posted November 21 Share Posted November 21 Toontastic: Officially not the place to come for sympathy 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 14047 Posted November 21 Share Posted November 21 I’m picturing Fish falling down as fast as Peter Griffin 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35571 Posted November 21 Share Posted November 21 1 hour ago, The Fish said: Was carrying the little'un to the pram on the drive, my ankle gave way and I and just fucking earthsong-knee-dropped onto the concrete off the bottom step. Knees are fucked. The wife called me a dickhead, the baby thought it was a right laugh, hastily deleted the scene from the Ring doorbell. U ok, hun? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 46022 Posted November 21 Share Posted November 21 There's nothing funny about a sprained ankle, lads. NOTHING. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21983 Posted November 21 Share Posted November 21 1 hour ago, Howmanheyman said: The fish nearly into the house after the accident, nearly, so close but couldn't quite get over the threshold before the agony finally proved too much..... "I..... I can't make it darling.....aaaarrrghhhh!!!... ..... delete the ring bell video and the money's in the biscuit tin......aaaarrrgghhhhh!! Farewell my love!" "My love" [weak voice, croak] "My sweet, sweet love, promise me one thing?" "Ffs, yes Dave?" [derisive sigh] "Before I pass into the unknown, arghhhh, will you do one thing for me?" "Ffs, what, I've got aerobics in half an hour" " Will you press that button on my phone for me......." Last breath, fades to black. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 9896 Posted November 21 Share Posted November 21 I have been staying at home for over a week now with torn muscle in my right calf. It’s actually annoying as fuck and I am thinking of changing my name to Elena or Kieron. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 9927 Posted November 21 Share Posted November 21 39 minutes ago, Isegrim said: I have been staying at home for over a week now with torn muscle in my right calf. It’s actually annoying as fuck and I am thinking of changing my name to Elena or Kieron. House arrest, how very Gestapo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 46022 Posted November 22 Share Posted November 22 There's been another TT faller. Out for a headtorch run at 5 this morning. Caught my foot on a rock sticking out of the path. Skinned my hands, knee, and smacked my head so a nice little egg on that too. Most annoyingly scratched fuck out of my new Garmin. Still no broken bones though, @thebrokendoll. 48 and never broken a bone. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebrokendoll 9451 Posted November 22 Share Posted November 22 brace yourselves gentlemen, this is another epic in the making. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 20712 Posted November 22 Share Posted November 22 12 minutes ago, Gemmill said: There's been another TT faller. Out for a headtorch run at 5 this morning. Caught my foot on a rock sticking out of the path. Skinned my hands, knee, and smacked my head so a nice little egg on that too. Most annoyingly scratched fuck out of my new Garmin. Still no broken bones though, @thebrokendoll. 48 and never broken a bone. Praying for you and yours 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 46022 Posted November 22 Share Posted November 22 9 minutes ago, thebrokendoll said: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43063 Posted November 22 Share Posted November 22 So, there’s construction work going on within 20 yards of my back garden at the minute, aside from the dust and noise, one of the other pleasantries this has caused is fucking rats. Caught about 8-10 of the fucking things over the last month or so, all in the back garden. Neighbours all along the back lane are having the same trouble. Yesterday, to add to the joy, our erstwhile mutt went in to “prey sighted” mode, in our kitchen, pointing and growling like fuck at the baseboard of our kitchen units. Pulled the cooker and dishwasher out… … fuck’s sake, the bastards have moved inside with the cold weather. Down to Screwfix for more traps, filled any hole more than 1mm I could find in the house walls, then waited. 06:07 this morning, dog starts going apeshit, Mrs. F. ran in to the kitchen, heard squeaking from behind the dishwasher, and promptly had a full blown panic attack. Trouble is, at 06:07 this morning, I was parked up just north of Bristol, waiting to get in to a yard to tip. Phone goes, screaming and blubbering, panicky breathing, she’s about to run out of the house… what a fuck on man I rang my bro-in-law who lives round the corner, he went round and pulled the baseboards out, saw two of the hairy little fuckers, set the traps and calmed my gibbering Mrs. down. He reckons they’re coming up from the drain somehow. Waiting now on the council pest control to come and do their thing. Mrs. will be in full “disinfect the entire fucking house and every single item in it” mode, and I’m not back until Saturday morning. Anyone posting the UB-fucking-40 song can … As you were gents. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 20712 Posted November 22 Share Posted November 22 Fuck me, that sounds rank man. Dump the dead ones at the gate of the construction site. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43063 Posted November 22 Share Posted November 22 1 minute ago, wykikitoon said: Fuck me, that sounds rank man. Dump the dead ones at the gate of the construction site. Any of these little cunts from inside are getting fucking hoyed straight at the diggers, no bag, nowt. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 46022 Posted November 22 Share Posted November 22 Get some Everton fans in to shout at them. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 20712 Posted November 22 Share Posted November 22 12 minutes ago, Gemmill said: Get some Everton fans in to shout at them. or Mackems to eat them 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21983 Posted November 22 Share Posted November 22 (edited) 1 hour ago, Monkeys Fist said: So, there’s construction work going on within 20 yards of my back garden at the minute, aside from the dust and noise, one of the other pleasantries this has caused is fucking rats. Stopped reading here. FFS MF, you know I respect you but to dehumanise builders and trades by referring to them as "rats" is really not on in this day and age. I'd normally complain to a mod and get you suspended, but given you are a mod, this just makes it worse. Just have a word with yourself. Edited November 22 by Renton 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3963 Posted November 22 Share Posted November 22 2 hours ago, Gemmill said: There's been another TT faller. Out for a headtorch run at 5 this morning. Caught my foot on a rock sticking out of the path. Skinned my hands, knee, and smacked my head so a nice little egg on that too. Most annoyingly scratched fuck out of my new Garmin. Still no broken bones though, @thebrokendoll. 48 and never broken a bone. Oi fuckface!!! I’m the king of the broken bones around here! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 46022 Posted November 22 Share Posted November 22 2 minutes ago, Kevin Carr's Gloves said: Oi fuckface!!! I’m the king of the broken bones around here! Take it up with Captain Breadstick. I'm unbreakable, bitch. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 20712 Posted November 22 Share Posted November 22 Just now, Gemmill said: Take it up with Captain Breadstick. I'm unbreakable, bitch. FML 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 9896 Posted November 22 Share Posted November 22 1 hour ago, wykikitoon said: or Mackems to eat them They will think it‘s supa Kev’s family though 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10963 Posted November 22 Share Posted November 22 45 minutes ago, Gemmill said: Take it up with Captain Breadstick. I'm unbreakable, bitch. Never even broken a toe? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 46022 Posted November 22 Share Posted November 22 For clarity, @thebrokendoll is Captain Breadstick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 31195 Posted November 22 Share Posted November 22 2 hours ago, Gemmill said: 48 and never broken a bone. On 11/09/2024 at 14:56, Gemmill said: Ankle update for @thebrokendoll Grade 1 tear and an avulsion fracture. You understand what a fracture is, right? 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3963 Posted November 22 Share Posted November 22 Just now, ewerk said: You understand what a fracture is, right? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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