Meenzer 15716 Posted October 31 Share Posted October 31 My bowl is down to the last three mini tubes of Fizzers (not a euphemism) but I've kept back about 10 of the best sweets for myself for later and now I'm fairly certain I'm going to have to part with them. Waiting for a sufficiently big gap in traffic so I can whisk the pumpkin indoors (also not a euphemism) without being spotted. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21978 Posted October 31 Share Posted October 31 So I took my youngest out trick or treating and a common theme emerged. Teenage girls all called me a "furry" and burst out giggling. I am guessing being called a furry is not a compliment. Hope MF has left some space under his patio at this rate. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 46001 Posted October 31 Share Posted October 31 Furries are people who like to dress up in mascot type costumes and shag other people in mascot type costumes. Ear flicked on the metro, and now chinned by teenage lasses. 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 9909 Posted October 31 Share Posted October 31 6 minutes ago, Gemmill said: Furries are people who like to dress up in mascot type costumes and shag other people in mascot type costumes. Ear flicked on the metro, and now chinned by teenage lasses. And you know this how exactly ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 46001 Posted October 31 Share Posted October 31 Because I'm young and I've got my finger on the pulse. It's fairly common knowledge like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15716 Posted October 31 Share Posted October 31 This is from this year's Peterborough Pride parade, if it helps for context 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21978 Posted October 31 Share Posted October 31 I actually thought a furry was someone who self identified as an animal. Not some sexual deviant. You live and learn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21978 Posted October 31 Share Posted October 31 2 minutes ago, Meenzer said: This is from this year's Peterborough Pride parade, if it helps for context Phwoar. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 9909 Posted October 31 Share Posted October 31 27 minutes ago, Gemmill said: Because I'm young and I've got my finger on the pulse. It's fairly common knowledge like. Fucking deviant, more like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43059 Posted October 31 Share Posted October 31 25 minutes ago, Meenzer said: This is from this year's Peterborough Pride parade, if it helps for context The lad to his left appears to have started making his furry costume, then thought, Fuck it- can’t be bothered. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35567 Posted October 31 Share Posted October 31 1 hour ago, Renton said: I actually thought a furry was someone who self identified as an animal. Not some sexual deviant. Probably some overlap there though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 22139 Posted October 31 Share Posted October 31 1 hour ago, Gemmill said: Because I'm young and I've got my finger on the pulse. It's fairly common knowledge like. The lady doth protest too much Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 22139 Posted October 31 Share Posted October 31 My 13 year old has got six of his mates stopping over. Starting to regret my life choices 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 22139 Posted October 31 Share Posted October 31 1 hour ago, Renton said: I actually thought a furry was someone who self identified as an animal. Not some sexual deviant. You live and learn. there’s probably a gender identity for that too tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43059 Posted October 31 Share Posted October 31 2 hours ago, Dr Gloom said: there’s probably a gender identity for that too tbh Bitch. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 10362 Posted November 1 Share Posted November 1 13 hours ago, Renton said: I actually thought a furry was someone who self identified as an animal. Not some sexual deviant. You live and learn. I bet your porn hub history is just a series of married couples doing missionary under the covers through the little hole in their stripey pyjamas. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10962 Posted November 1 Share Posted November 1 The lad got a decent haul, but was disappointed because loads of the houses had just left a bowl outside with sweets in it so he "didn't get to scare anyone". He did compliment one lady on her costume though. That costume being "just a normal old lady in a t-shirt and jeans" 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 10362 Posted November 1 Share Posted November 1 4 minutes ago, The Fish said: The lad got a decent haul, but was disappointed because loads of the houses had just left a bowl outside with sweets in it so he "didn't get to scare anyone". He did compliment one lady on her costume though. That costume being "just a normal old lady in a t-shirt and jeans" I got an "aaaah you dressed as an old man for Halloween" off one kid when I went to the door - I went from offended, to pissing myself laughing, back to offended in record time 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33819 Posted November 1 Share Posted November 1 I'm informed nobody came to our door, they never do, there's no bairns in the street*. I still get some fredos just in case the odd one turns up which we'll just have to eat instead. *The Jimmy Savile/Gary Glitter/Fred West posters I put on the door probably helps as well. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 6782 Posted November 1 Share Posted November 1 Down here we put pumpkins out at the front. If there are no pumpkins then you don’t knock. I’m not sure if that’s a Uk thing now but I knocked on any old door when I was a kid 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 31195 Posted November 1 Share Posted November 1 1 minute ago, Holden McGroin said: Down here we put pumpkins out at the front. If there are no pumpkins then you don’t knock. I’m not sure if that’s a Uk thing now but I knocked on any old door when I was a kid Aye that's the basis we were operating on last night but there were still a load of time wasting cunts with pumpkins out and the lights on that didn't answer the door. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 6782 Posted November 1 Share Posted November 1 1 minute ago, ewerk said: Aye that's the basis we were operating on last night but there were still a load of time wasting cunts with pumpkins out and the lights on that didn't answer the door. I guessed they were out trick or treating if there was no answer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 31195 Posted November 1 Share Posted November 1 Nah, lights and TV on. The cunts. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 46001 Posted November 1 Share Posted November 1 They sound like fucking good lads to me. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 31195 Posted November 1 Share Posted November 1 That’s Gemmill’s Christmas present sorted then. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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