Monkeys Fist 41395 Posted 12 hours ago Share Posted 12 hours ago 35 minutes ago, Renton said: Talking of poop, any tips on how to collect it for this colon screening test? The test specifically says do not let the sample be contaminated with toilet water. So I carefully laid down TP in order to catch it, but it was so strong and magnificant it just went straight through it. I'll need another 12 hours for another attempt. PLEASE DO NOT THINK OF THIS BEFORE YOU HAVE YOUR LUNCH BAIT. Just saying. That’s the one with a little swab stick that you need to wipe on your shite, aye? Unless you’re pulling Aces at every drop, you’re focusing on the wrong source material Let your brown trout flush away and give your hoop a quick flyby with the swab, then commence the clean up operation in your filthy sitter manner. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 42863 Posted 12 hours ago Share Posted 12 hours ago I would honestly rather dress as a dog than tentatively reach back there blind with Ken Dodd's tickle stick. It would take a full day for the grimace to leave my face. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 20502 Posted 12 hours ago Share Posted 12 hours ago 2 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: That’s the one with a little swab stick that you need to wipe on your shite, aye? Unless you’re pulling Aces at every drop, you’re focusing on the wrong source material Let your brown trout flush away and give your hoop a quick flyby with the swab, then commence the clean up operation in your filthy sitter manner. As a filfthy stander I migh have known you like putting sticks up your arse. This is categorically not what it says on the IFU like, and I'd imagine would be much more likely to give you a false positive. Maybe that's why you did it, maybe you just fancied testing positive so you could get a whole camera up your arse, you dirty stander? You make me sick. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6594 Posted 12 hours ago Share Posted 12 hours ago Just now, Gemmill said: I would honestly rather dress as a dog than tentatively reach back there blind with Ken Dodd's tickle stick. It would take a full day for the grimace to leave my face. I thought we have an explanation for your permanent grimace for a moment. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41395 Posted 12 hours ago Share Posted 12 hours ago 9 minutes ago, Renton said: so you could get a hole camera up your arse Fyp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 34183 Posted 12 hours ago Share Posted 12 hours ago 54 minutes ago, Gemmill said: Poop Banksy. You're Poopsy. Blek Le Shat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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