NJS 4378 Posted September 23 Share Posted September 23 My last mortgage payment went out today. Bit of a life milestone I suppose. Bastards stung me for a £225 "admin fee" before fucking off. 7 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44853 Posted September 23 Share Posted September 23 Congrats man, that's class. Let us know if work seems any more appealing once you don't have to pay for the roof over your head! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 11263 Posted September 23 Share Posted September 23 1 hour ago, Gemmill said: Congrats man, that's class. Let us know if work seems any more appealing once you don't have to pay for the roof over your head! I can confirm it doesn't. 🙁 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10856 Posted September 23 Share Posted September 23 On 22/09/2024 at 08:59, Dr Gloom said: It’s more about the occasion and the atmosphere tbh. A bit like watching a comedian at a stadium or arena. And the general lawlessness. I had a good night out but tended to watch the the action on the big screen That's a load of shite an all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 17246 Posted September 23 Share Posted September 23 (edited) If this is accurate, and theres no real reason as far as I can make to think it isn’t, then it’s really fuckin poor, regardless of who the cunt works for https://archive.is/nQyKl Edited September 23 by PaddockLad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21611 Posted September 23 Share Posted September 23 Jesus Christ, just seen this from the boxing gig. Imagine paying hundreds of pounds to listen to this tone death cunt play in a stadium? He's fucking terrible. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35077 Posted September 23 Share Posted September 23 6 minutes ago, Renton said: Jesus Christ, just seen this from the boxing gig. Imagine paying hundreds of pounds to listen to this tone death cunt play in a stadium? He's fucking terrible. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33169 Posted September 23 Share Posted September 23 1 hour ago, Renton said: Jesus Christ, just seen this from the boxing gig. Imagine paying hundreds of pounds to listen to this tone death cunt play in a stadium? He's fucking terrible. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21611 Posted September 23 Share Posted September 23 Alright, alright, calm down mate. You still sound ace. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35077 Posted September 23 Share Posted September 23 I mean he’d never have tweeted that if he didn’t know it was shite too. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 17246 Posted September 23 Share Posted September 23 He’s been a shadow of his former self vocal wise for at least 15 years. That was their main USP…without that it’s someone shouting over some old 70s rock riffs 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30598 Posted September 23 Share Posted September 23 1 hour ago, Renton said: Alright, alright, calm down mate. You still sound ace. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42413 Posted September 25 Share Posted September 25 Couple of random facts for you. The plural of Beef is Beeves. Indiana Jones is completely irrelevant to the outcome of Raiders of the Lost Ark. When you are in a relaxed state, your tongue is stuck to the roof of your mouth.… … and now you’ve all just stuck your tongues to the roof of your mouths 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 20129 Posted September 26 Share Posted September 26 Dipper Update. So he was (is) fucked off with work. So he started looking through an agent mate who seemed fucking useless. I gave him details of an agent I've used in the past who's sound. He's helped a few people i know out. So this agent gets him 3 interviews. All go decent he tells me and he gets three offers. One offer is £9k LESS than what's he's on now. So that's out of the question for him. One he's pissing and moaning about as it's a 15 minute DRIVE as opposed to a 10 minute walk. Errrr surely you knew this when accepting the interview? One he fancies. But now he's refusing to speak to the agent Two of the offers they have said they need answer by yesterday lunch. So what did he do? Go to the gym and then came back to the office, had his lunch, had a shower then worked. Agent was trying to ring him and he's moaning he's trying to ring him. Why waste people's time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35077 Posted September 26 Share Posted September 26 No good deed goes unpunished, mate. Let him sort his own shit out in future 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44853 Posted September 26 Share Posted September 26 Aye, I wouldn't make personal recommendations/representations for somebody that you know to be a self-sabotaging flaky dickhead who shits himself in public. This kid just needs to grow up. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 20129 Posted September 26 Share Posted September 26 15 minutes ago, Gemmill said: Aye, I wouldn't make personal recommendations/representations for somebody that you know to be a self-sabotaging flaky dickhead who shits himself in public. This kid just needs to grow up. Nailed it. He was moaning this morning over a job. I just said to him the name of the company that's offered him a job. He looked at me confused I said anytime you moan about here I will mention that company. Either leave or fucking shut up. He needs to sort his priorities out. He could really progress here but his priority is getting pissed, going to the gym every lunch and shoving columbia up his nose. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4725 Posted September 26 Share Posted September 26 44 minutes ago, wykikitoon said: Dipper Update. So he was (is) fucked off with work. So he started looking through an agent mate who seemed fucking useless. I gave him details of an agent I've used in the past who's sound. He's helped a few people i know out. So this agent gets him 3 interviews. All go decent he tells me and he gets three offers. One offer is £9k LESS than what's he's on now. So that's out of the question for him. One he's pissing and moaning about as it's a 15 minute DRIVE as opposed to a 10 minute walk. Errrr surely you knew this when accepting the interview? One he fancies. But now he's refusing to speak to the agent Two of the offers they have said they need answer by yesterday lunch. So what did he do? Go to the gym and then came back to the office, had his lunch, had a shower then worked. Agent was trying to ring him and he's moaning he's trying to ring him. Why waste people's time? Never knew you and @Howmanheyman worked together 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44853 Posted September 26 Share Posted September 26 HMHM is a man known for farting a brown mist onto his bedroom wall iirc. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33169 Posted September 26 Share Posted September 26 35 minutes ago, Gemmill said: HMHM is a man known for farting a brown mist onto his bedroom wall iirc. That was hopefully a one off with a really nasty food poisoning bug. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44853 Posted September 26 Share Posted September 26 Poop Banksy. You're Poopsy. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21611 Posted September 26 Share Posted September 26 56 minutes ago, wykikitoon said: Nailed it. He was moaning this morning over a job. I just said to him the name of the company that's offered him a job. He looked at me confused I said anytime you moan about here I will mention that company. Either leave or fucking shut up. He needs to sort his priorities out. He could really progress here but his priority is getting pissed, going to the gym every lunch and shoving columbia up his nose. What's your position relative to him at work? I mean honestly, I'd suggest he should be dismissed. Why hasn't he? Is he amazing at what he does or soemthing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21611 Posted September 26 Share Posted September 26 Talking of poop, any tips on how to collect it for this colon screening test? The test specifically says do not let the sample be contaminated with toilet water. So I carefully laid down TP in order to catch it, but it was so strong and magnificant it just went straight through it. I'll need another 12 hours for another attempt. PLEASE DO NOT THINK OF THIS BEFORE YOU HAVE YOUR LUNCH BAIT. Just saying. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33169 Posted September 26 Share Posted September 26 Just now, Renton said: Talking of poop, any tips on how to collect it for this colon screening test? The test specifically says do not let the sample be contaminated with toilet water. So I carefully laid down TP in order to catch it, but it was so strong and magnificant it just went straight through it. I'll need another 12 hours for another attempt. PLEASE DO NOT THINK OF THIS BEFORE YOU HAVE YOUR LUNCH BAIT. Just saying. We have a bowl that luckily just about fits on a toilet, I covered it with toilet roll put the seat down which helped keep it in place and did the business. The hardest part is the smell when trying to get your samples in the tube which is surprisingly awkward especially when you're obviously in a hurry. Shit smells so much worse when it isn't half submerged in water. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44853 Posted September 26 Share Posted September 26 I'd get a full size dog costume and get your lass to take you out for a walk. You can have a shit on the pavement and she legally has to pick it up for you. 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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