Alex 35073 Posted September 14 Share Posted September 14 Fanny = arse in America so Paul Raymond would’ve been better. Although he’s been broon breed even longer. 3 stars - flawed but interesting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7025 Posted September 14 Share Posted September 14 Can we go back to CT please? He's been married for 30+ years, I assume, and he's claiming a lass in a bar sucking his finger gives better blow jobs than his wife!? After 30 years of direction!? WTF? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44839 Posted September 14 Share Posted September 14 We'll go back to CT when I get my propers for fanny magnate, and not a moment before. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4725 Posted September 14 Share Posted September 14 31 minutes ago, Kid Dynamite said: Can we go back to CT please? He's been married for 30+ years, I assume, and he's claiming a lass in a bar sucking his finger gives better blow jobs than his wife!? After 30 years of direction!? WTF? Tbf and in defence of our lass, there’s probably more meat on my finger. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35073 Posted September 14 Share Posted September 14 Just reminded me of a lad at school who had a really thin knob which earned him the nickname butcher’s pencil 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21603 Posted September 14 Share Posted September 14 49 minutes ago, Christmas Tree said: Tbf and in defence of our lass, there’s probably more meat on my finger. I dunno, think of what you could be like if she was doing it right. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3892 Posted September 14 Share Posted September 14 @ewerk my son’s team beat Belfast 7-0 today Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33158 Posted September 14 Share Posted September 14 5 hours ago, Renton said: I dunno, think of what you could be like if she was doing it right. It doesn't matter how good she is if you're trying to build the great wall of china with a couple of kilos of sand, cement and a handful of bricks. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4725 Posted September 14 Share Posted September 14 3 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said: It doesn't matter how good she is if you're trying to build the great wall of china with a couple of kilos of sand, cement and a handful of bricks. My wife would disagree, she quite often makes a mountain out of a mole hill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30590 Posted September 14 Share Posted September 14 3 hours ago, Kevin Carr's Gloves said: @ewerk my son’s team beat Belfast 7-0 today 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42402 Posted September 14 Share Posted September 14 Odds that Mrs. CT has spent the last 30 years actually blowing? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44839 Posted September 15 Share Posted September 15 On 14/09/2024 at 06:54, Gemmill said: Has anyone ever been clever/funny enough to refer to Hugh Hefner as a fanny magnate, or do I wear the crown here? I get the feeling some people must have missed this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 6582 Posted September 15 Share Posted September 15 Im pretty sure they didn't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 9397 Posted September 15 Share Posted September 15 4 minutes ago, Holden McGroin said: Im pretty sure they didn't. Skipped over it like an episode of Mrs Brown's Boys yet incredulously it got a fucking repeat, just like Mrs Brown's Boys. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44839 Posted September 15 Share Posted September 15 The workshop needed more now than ever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 9397 Posted September 15 Share Posted September 15 9 minutes ago, Gemmill said: The workshop needed more now than ever. 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21603 Posted September 15 Share Posted September 15 10 pence for anyone getting this reference. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35073 Posted September 15 Share Posted September 15 (edited) 23 minutes ago, Renton said: 10 pence for anyone getting this reference. I rewatched them a while back and there’s loads of subtle little bits I’d forgotten about. Like in that particular episode there was the lass who worked in the cafe. And she had this photo from when she was young where she’d won a beauty contest (Miss North West United Dairies or some such). And Leonard had borrowed the photo and every time she asks for it back, he says he can’t find it. Then the next time he’s being interviewed for the programme in his room it’s on display on his bedside cabinet Edited September 15 by Alex 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 17245 Posted September 15 Share Posted September 15 25 minutes ago, Renton said: 10 pence for anyone getting this reference. No… what was it?… Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13863 Posted September 15 Share Posted September 15 14 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: Odds that Mrs. CT has spent the last 30 years actually blowing? Would explain the inflated waist 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35073 Posted September 15 Share Posted September 15 19 minutes ago, PaddockLad said: No… what was it?… That Peter Kay Thing. it was presented in a documentary style narrated by Andrew Sachs. 6 episodes each featuring a local main character from Bolton. Phoenix Nights was expanded from one episode featuring The Neptune club. It’s worth checking out if you liked Phoenix Nights. Leonard in the one in the picture is a part time preacher and is the subject of that episode for being recognised with an award for being Britain’s oldest paper boy. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21603 Posted September 15 Share Posted September 15 24 minutes ago, PaddockLad said: No… what was it?… Leonard, by Peter Kay. A pilot episode chronicaling the life of a mentally ill man in Bolton. Having had a mentally ill sister at the same time, I can vouch he got it spot on. Obviously he went with Phoenix Nights which had far more scope, but this episode is touchingly brilliant imo. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21603 Posted September 15 Share Posted September 15 And aye, he's always telling shit jokes and says "are you having that?" (paraphrasing here mind). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13863 Posted September 15 Share Posted September 15 The ice cream man episode is unhinged, mind He really was quite the comic actor before he dropped off big time. Then again, people who I would normally listen to tell me Car Share is actually good but I still haven’t brought myself to watch it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35073 Posted September 15 Share Posted September 15 1 minute ago, Renton said: And aye, he's always telling shit jokes and says "are you having that?" (paraphrasing here mind). I think that’s what he said. Are you having that? Or Are you having that one? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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