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37 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

I'm gonna need to bring the dates of the workshop forward. 

Will there be a buffet ?? Us poor pensioners need all the help we can get.

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33 minutes ago, Renton said:

We've all done it, followed through. But what nobody normal would do is tell the boss they have followed through. ESPECIALLY if that boss is wykiki. This lad needs referring to a head doctor. 

The fuck we have!

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Let me take you back to 2009. I used to live about 7 mins walk from work so I’d go home for lunch.  On one fine Summers day I’d had a dicky stomach all morning. I’d just polished off my lunch and watched some TV then on the way down the stairs of my flat I let rip an almighty “bumsen burner”. Low and behold I followed through rather impressively. 

 

I rang my boss and told him id be late because I’d shit myself.  He was absolutely fine about it. I then told the office when I got back.  Wear it loud and proud people.

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35 minutes ago, Holden McGroin said:

Let me take you back to 2009. I used to live about 7 mins walk from work so I’d go home for lunch.  On one fine Summers day I’d had a dicky stomach all morning. I’d just polished off my lunch and watched some TV then on the way down the stairs of my flat I let rip an almighty “bumsen burner”. Low and behold I followed through rather impressively. 

 

I rang my boss and told him id be late because I’d shit myself.  He was absolutely fine about it. I then told the office when I got back.  Wear it loud and proud people.

At least you were honest 😂

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I did it once but I was bad in bed with the flu. The actual proper flu, not a cold. I was that ill I was more bothered about the fact I’d have to get out of bed. I thought I’d done it once at a Hawkwind gig in Middlesbrough. But it was just a combination of paranoia, coming up on lsd, the sensation of sweat trickling down my leg being accentuated by that and (I think) someone doing an absolutely rancid fart directly behind me. Unless they’d followed through. Imagine my relief when I found a cubicle in the gents and realised it was a false alarm 

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39 minutes ago, Alex said:

I did it once but I was bad in bed with the flu. The actual proper flu, not a cold. I was that ill I was more bothered about the fact I’d have to get out of bed. I thought I’d done it once at a Hawkwind gig in Middlesbrough. But it was just a combination of paranoia, coming up on lsd, the sensation of sweat trickling down my leg being accentuated by that and (I think) someone doing an absolutely rancid fart directly behind me. Unless they’d followed through. Imagine my relief when I found a cubicle in the gents and realised it was a false alarm 

 

Be honest, you jizzed yourself at Stasia

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10 minutes ago, Toonpack said:

 

Be honest, you jizzed yourself at Stasia

I think she left before I was born, let alone this gig :lol: 

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Had a very vivid dream last night that I was getting the Worlds Best Ever Blowjob. No idea who was providing the service other than they had a dark perm (Could of been Keegan) :lol: 

 

Unfortunately it’s left me quite depressed this morning as I now feel I’ve been missing out. 
 

My previous best blowjob was a girl in a local bar who demonstrated her technique (which she was extremely proud of), on my middle finger. It was an eye opening experience at the time, but still I sadly feel that nothing will ever compare to this vivid dream :( 

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1 hour ago, Christmas Tree said:

Had a very vivid dream last night that I was getting the Worlds Best Ever Blowjob. No idea who was providing the service other than they had a dark perm (Could of been Keegan) :lol: 

 

Unfortunately it’s left me quite depressed this morning as I woke up with my middle finger up the dogs arse.

 

FYP

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1 hour ago, Christmas Tree said:

Had a very vivid dream last night that I was getting the Worlds Best Ever Blowjob. No idea who was providing the service other than they had a dark perm (Could of been Keegan) :lol: 

 

Unfortunately it’s left me quite depressed this morning as I now feel I’ve been missing out. 
 

My previous best blowjob was a girl in a local bar who demonstrated her technique (which she was extremely proud of), on my middle finger. It was an eye opening experience at the time, but still I sadly feel that nothing will ever compare to this vivid dream :( 

:lol:

 

I fucking love CT :lol: 

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1 hour ago, Christmas Tree said:

Had a very vivid dream last night that I was getting the Worlds Best Ever Blowjob. No idea who was providing the service other than they had a dark perm (Could of been Keegan) :lol: 

 

Unfortunately it’s left me quite depressed this morning as I now feel I’ve been missing out. 
 

My previous best blowjob was a girl in a local bar who demonstrated her technique (which she was extremely proud of), on my middle finger. It was an eye opening experience at the time, but still I sadly feel that nothing will ever compare to this vivid dream :( 

 

Kevin or Michelle? 

Jesus Christ on a bike, what a way to start the day this imagery is. 

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i'm sure someone on here once said BJs are overrated :lol:

 

poor soul - obviously never had one performed by someone who knows what they're doing 

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4 hours ago, Gemmill said:

Can I just check: are you counting a lass with your finger in her gob as your best ever blowjob? 


Honestly, it was a sexual awakening for me. :lol: 

 

That said, I’ve just tried it on my own finger and it was pretty close. Speak later, just signed up for yoga.

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12 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

i'm sure someone on here once said BJs are overrated :lol:

 

poor soul - obviously never had one performed by someone who knows what they're doing 


Think that was me :lol:  (Ewerk will confirm). 

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