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[ewerk 33655]

[Meenzer 16623]

Mind, he'll be furious he's the one on the left.

[ewerk 33655]

Oh that was no accident.

[The Fish 11349]

Clipboard strikes again.

[Holden McGroin 7783]

Let me take you back to 2009. I used to live about 7 mins walk from work so I’d go home for lunch.  On one fine Summers day I’d had a dicky stomach all morning. I’d just polished off my lunch and watched some TV then on the way down the stairs of my flat I let rip an almighty “bumsen burner”. Low and behold I followed through rather impressively. 

 

I rang my boss and told him id be late because I’d shit myself.  He was absolutely fine about it. I then told the office when I got back.  Wear it loud and proud people.

[wykikitoon 23351]

35 minutes ago, Holden McGroin said:

Let me take you back to 2009. I used to live about 7 mins walk from work so I’d go home for lunch.  On one fine Summers day I’d had a dicky stomach all morning. I’d just polished off my lunch and watched some TV then on the way down the stairs of my flat I let rip an almighty “bumsen burner”. Low and behold I followed through rather impressively. 

 

I rang my boss and told him id be late because I’d shit myself.  He was absolutely fine about it. I then told the office when I got back.  Wear it loud and proud people.

At least you were honest 😂

[Alex 37327]

I did it once but I was bad in bed with the flu. The actual proper flu, not a cold. I was that ill I was more bothered about the fact I’d have to get out of bed. I thought I’d done it once at a Hawkwind gig in Middlesbrough. But it was just a combination of paranoia, coming up on lsd, the sensation of sweat trickling down my leg being accentuated by that and (I think) someone doing an absolutely rancid fart directly behind me. Unless they’d followed through. Imagine my relief when I found a cubicle in the gents and realised it was a false alarm 

Edited September 11, 2024 by Alex

[Toonpack 11825]

39 minutes ago, Alex said:

I did it once but I was bad in bed with the flu. The actual proper flu, not a cold. I was that ill I was more bothered about the fact I’d have to get out of bed. I thought I’d done it once at a Hawkwind gig in Middlesbrough. But it was just a combination of paranoia, coming up on lsd, the sensation of sweat trickling down my leg being accentuated by that and (I think) someone doing an absolutely rancid fart directly behind me. Unless they’d followed through. Imagine my relief when I found a cubicle in the gents and realised it was a false alarm 

 

Be honest, you jizzed yourself at Stasia

[Alex 37327]

10 minutes ago, Toonpack said:

 

Be honest, you jizzed yourself at Stasia

I think she left before I was born, let alone this gig  

[RobinRobin 12687]

8 hours ago, Alex said:

I think she left before I was born, let alone this gig  

Quite impressive then, on that basis.  

[Christmas Tree 5222]

Had a very vivid dream last night that I was getting the Worlds Best Ever Blowjob. No idea who was providing the service other than they had a dark perm (Could of been Keegan)  

 

Unfortunately it’s left me quite depressed this morning as I now feel I’ve been missing out. 
 

My previous best blowjob was a girl in a local bar who demonstrated her technique (which she was extremely proud of), on my middle finger. It was an eye opening experience at the time, but still I sadly feel that nothing will ever compare to this vivid dream  

[Gemmill 51327]

Can I just check: are you counting a lass with your finger in her gob as your best ever blowjob? 

[Toonpack 11825]

1 hour ago, Christmas Tree said:

Had a very vivid dream last night that I was getting the Worlds Best Ever Blowjob. No idea who was providing the service other than they had a dark perm (Could of been Keegan)  

 

Unfortunately it’s left me quite depressed this morning as I woke up with my middle finger up the dogs arse.

 

FYP

[wykikitoon 23351]

1 hour ago, Christmas Tree said:

Had a very vivid dream last night that I was getting the Worlds Best Ever Blowjob. No idea who was providing the service other than they had a dark perm (Could of been Keegan)  

 

Unfortunately it’s left me quite depressed this morning as I now feel I’ve been missing out. 
 

My previous best blowjob was a girl in a local bar who demonstrated her technique (which she was extremely proud of), on my middle finger. It was an eye opening experience at the time, but still I sadly feel that nothing will ever compare to this vivid dream  

 

I fucking love CT  

[Renton 24205]

1 hour ago, Christmas Tree said:

Had a very vivid dream last night that I was getting the Worlds Best Ever Blowjob. No idea who was providing the service other than they had a dark perm (Could of been Keegan)  

 

Unfortunately it’s left me quite depressed this morning as I now feel I’ve been missing out. 
 

My previous best blowjob was a girl in a local bar who demonstrated her technique (which she was extremely proud of), on my middle finger. It was an eye opening experience at the time, but still I sadly feel that nothing will ever compare to this vivid dream  

 

Kevin or Michelle? 

Jesus Christ on a bike, what a way to start the day this imagery is. 

[Dr Gloom 23967]

i'm sure someone on here once said BJs are overrated

 

poor soul - obviously never had one performed by someone who knows what they're doing 

Edited September 12, 2024 by Dr Gloom

[Christmas Tree 5222]

4 hours ago, Gemmill said:

Can I just check: are you counting a lass with your finger in her gob as your best ever blowjob? 

Honestly, it was a sexual awakening for me.  

 

That said, I’ve just tried it on my own finger and it was pretty close. Speak later, just signed up for yoga.

[Christmas Tree 5222]

12 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said:

i'm sure someone on here once said BJs are overrated

 

poor soul - obviously never had one performed by someone who knows what they're doing 

Think that was me   (Ewerk will confirm). 

[ewerk 33655]

I can assure you that the terms "Christmas Tree" and "blowjob" are going nowhere near my search history.

[Gemmill 51327]

41 minutes ago, Christmas Tree said:

Honestly, it was a sexual awakening for me.  

 

That said, I’ve just tried it on my own finger and it was pretty close. Speak later, just signed up for yoga.

 

 

CT: the best anal sex I've ever had was at Boldon Lane GP Surgery. The added bonus was my prostate got a clean bill of health. 

[Dazzler 12221]

1 hour ago, Christmas Tree said:

Honestly, it was a sexual awakening for me.  

 

That said, I’ve just tried it on my own finger and it was pretty close. Speak later, just signed up for yoga.

Are you one of these by any chance?

 

[RobinRobin 12687]

4 hours ago, wykikitoon said:

 

I fucking love CT  

Have you got a dark perm? 🙂 

[Dazzler 12221]

6 hours ago, Christmas Tree said:

Had a very vivid dream last night that I was getting the Worlds Best Ever Blowjob. No idea who was providing the service other than they had a dark perm (Could of been Keegan)  

 

Unfortunately it’s left me quite depressed this morning as I now feel I’ve been missing out. 
 

My previous best blowjob was a girl in a local bar who demonstrated her technique (which she was extremely proud of), on my middle finger. It was an eye opening experience at the time, but still I sadly feel that nothing will ever compare to this vivid dream  

[RobinRobin 12687]

12 minutes ago, Dazzler said:

[Meenzer 16623]

5 hours ago, Renton said:

 

Kevin or Michelle? 

Jesus Christ on a bike, what a way to start the day this imagery is.