trophyshy 7083 Posted September 11 Share Posted September 11 On a whim, I just allowed Amazon music to present me "my" playlist and I should probably be arrested, the fucking state of it. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30591 Posted September 11 Share Posted September 11 6 minutes ago, Renton said: We've all done it, followed through. No WE fucking haven't, Mr. Incontinent. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 9397 Posted September 11 Share Posted September 11 37 minutes ago, Gemmill said: I'm gonna need to bring the dates of the workshop forward. Will there be a buffet ?? Us poor pensioners need all the help we can get. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21603 Posted September 11 Share Posted September 11 24 minutes ago, ewerk said: No WE fucking haven't, Mr. Incontinent. You've never played Russian roulette with a wet fart and lost? Amateur. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10856 Posted September 11 Share Posted September 11 33 minutes ago, Renton said: We've all done it, followed through. But what nobody normal would do is tell the boss they have followed through. ESPECIALLY if that boss is wykiki. This lad needs referring to a head doctor. The fuck we have! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44840 Posted September 11 Share Posted September 11 Never done it either. A very confident and very costly declaration from Renton. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30591 Posted September 11 Share Posted September 11 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15518 Posted September 11 Share Posted September 11 Mind, he'll be furious he's the one on the left. 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30591 Posted September 11 Share Posted September 11 Oh that was no accident. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10856 Posted September 11 Share Posted September 11 Clipboard strikes again. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 6582 Posted September 11 Share Posted September 11 Let me take you back to 2009. I used to live about 7 mins walk from work so I’d go home for lunch. On one fine Summers day I’d had a dicky stomach all morning. I’d just polished off my lunch and watched some TV then on the way down the stairs of my flat I let rip an almighty “bumsen burner”. Low and behold I followed through rather impressively. I rang my boss and told him id be late because I’d shit myself. He was absolutely fine about it. I then told the office when I got back. Wear it loud and proud people. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 20129 Posted September 11 Share Posted September 11 35 minutes ago, Holden McGroin said: Let me take you back to 2009. I used to live about 7 mins walk from work so I’d go home for lunch. On one fine Summers day I’d had a dicky stomach all morning. I’d just polished off my lunch and watched some TV then on the way down the stairs of my flat I let rip an almighty “bumsen burner”. Low and behold I followed through rather impressively. I rang my boss and told him id be late because I’d shit myself. He was absolutely fine about it. I then told the office when I got back. Wear it loud and proud people. At least you were honest 😂 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35073 Posted September 11 Share Posted September 11 (edited) I did it once but I was bad in bed with the flu. The actual proper flu, not a cold. I was that ill I was more bothered about the fact I’d have to get out of bed. I thought I’d done it once at a Hawkwind gig in Middlesbrough. But it was just a combination of paranoia, coming up on lsd, the sensation of sweat trickling down my leg being accentuated by that and (I think) someone doing an absolutely rancid fart directly behind me. Unless they’d followed through. Imagine my relief when I found a cubicle in the gents and realised it was a false alarm Edited September 11 by Alex 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 9397 Posted September 11 Share Posted September 11 39 minutes ago, Alex said: I did it once but I was bad in bed with the flu. The actual proper flu, not a cold. I was that ill I was more bothered about the fact I’d have to get out of bed. I thought I’d done it once at a Hawkwind gig in Middlesbrough. But it was just a combination of paranoia, coming up on lsd, the sensation of sweat trickling down my leg being accentuated by that and (I think) someone doing an absolutely rancid fart directly behind me. Unless they’d followed through. Imagine my relief when I found a cubicle in the gents and realised it was a false alarm Be honest, you jizzed yourself at Stasia 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35073 Posted September 11 Share Posted September 11 10 minutes ago, Toonpack said: Be honest, you jizzed yourself at Stasia I think she left before I was born, let alone this gig 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 11262 Posted September 12 Share Posted September 12 8 hours ago, Alex said: I think she left before I was born, let alone this gig Quite impressive then, on that basis. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4725 Posted September 12 Share Posted September 12 Had a very vivid dream last night that I was getting the Worlds Best Ever Blowjob. No idea who was providing the service other than they had a dark perm (Could of been Keegan) Unfortunately it’s left me quite depressed this morning as I now feel I’ve been missing out. My previous best blowjob was a girl in a local bar who demonstrated her technique (which she was extremely proud of), on my middle finger. It was an eye opening experience at the time, but still I sadly feel that nothing will ever compare to this vivid dream 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44840 Posted September 12 Share Posted September 12 Can I just check: are you counting a lass with your finger in her gob as your best ever blowjob? 1 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 9397 Posted September 12 Share Posted September 12 1 hour ago, Christmas Tree said: Had a very vivid dream last night that I was getting the Worlds Best Ever Blowjob. No idea who was providing the service other than they had a dark perm (Could of been Keegan) Unfortunately it’s left me quite depressed this morning as I woke up with my middle finger up the dogs arse. FYP 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 20129 Posted September 12 Share Posted September 12 1 hour ago, Christmas Tree said: Had a very vivid dream last night that I was getting the Worlds Best Ever Blowjob. No idea who was providing the service other than they had a dark perm (Could of been Keegan) Unfortunately it’s left me quite depressed this morning as I now feel I’ve been missing out. My previous best blowjob was a girl in a local bar who demonstrated her technique (which she was extremely proud of), on my middle finger. It was an eye opening experience at the time, but still I sadly feel that nothing will ever compare to this vivid dream I fucking love CT 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21603 Posted September 12 Share Posted September 12 1 hour ago, Christmas Tree said: Had a very vivid dream last night that I was getting the Worlds Best Ever Blowjob. No idea who was providing the service other than they had a dark perm (Could of been Keegan) Unfortunately it’s left me quite depressed this morning as I now feel I’ve been missing out. My previous best blowjob was a girl in a local bar who demonstrated her technique (which she was extremely proud of), on my middle finger. It was an eye opening experience at the time, but still I sadly feel that nothing will ever compare to this vivid dream Kevin or Michelle? Jesus Christ on a bike, what a way to start the day this imagery is. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21914 Posted September 12 Share Posted September 12 (edited) i'm sure someone on here once said BJs are overrated poor soul - obviously never had one performed by someone who knows what they're doing Edited September 12 by Dr Gloom Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4725 Posted September 12 Share Posted September 12 4 hours ago, Gemmill said: Can I just check: are you counting a lass with your finger in her gob as your best ever blowjob? Honestly, it was a sexual awakening for me. That said, I’ve just tried it on my own finger and it was pretty close. Speak later, just signed up for yoga. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4725 Posted September 12 Share Posted September 12 12 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said: i'm sure someone on here once said BJs are overrated poor soul - obviously never had one performed by someone who knows what they're doing Think that was me (Ewerk will confirm). 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30591 Posted September 12 Share Posted September 12 I can assure you that the terms "Christmas Tree" and "blowjob" are going nowhere near my search history. 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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