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[Holden McGroin 7781]

The elder (9) went through a fussy stage but is now back on track and eats a lot of variety now. He even loves a bit of hot spice. 

 

The little fucker (5) is now going through this fussy stage.  He said he hates cheese as well now apparently.  He gets a fair amount of beige food. He'd literally not eat anything if he doesn't fancy it. He is genuinely so stubborn he'd die from starvation rather than eat something he doesn't fancy.

 

 

[The Fish 11349]

Just now, Holden McGroin said:

The elder (9) went through a fussy stage but is now back on track and eats a lot of variety now. He even loves a bit of hot spice. 

 

The little fucker (5) is now going through this fussy stage.  He said he hates cheese as well now apparently.  He gets a fair amount of beige food. He'd literally not eat anything if he doesn't fancy it. He is genuinely so stubborn he'd die from starvation rather than eat something he doesn't fancy.

 

 

 

One thing we were told was that if he refuses to eat something, don't force him, but don't offer an alternative. Give them a while at the table while you eat whatever it is and if still didn't eat we'd just put it away and leave him hungry. Course that's not always a good idea, and it might not be the reason he's got better with his food, but it didn't hurt him.

 

 

 

[Holden McGroin 7781]

2 minutes ago, The Fish said:

 

One thing we were told was that if he refuses to eat something, don't force him, but don't offer an alternative. Give them a while at the table while you eat whatever it is and if still didn't eat we'd just put it away and leave him hungry. Course that's not always a good idea, and it might not be the reason he's got better with his food, but it didn't hurt him.

 

 

 

To make matters worse the elder has been a veggie for about a year now.  He really sticks to it and won’t even eat gelatine based sweets. Now the little one is adamant  to join him but as his palate is so bland we are just telling him “it’s vegetarian chicken son…” 

[Gemmill 51321]

33 minutes ago, The Fish said:

 

My 5yr old has a broader palette than my sister and she's 44.

 

Your 5 year old is 44?!

[The Fish 11349]

15 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

 

Your 5 year old is 44?!

Are you distracted by something shiny?

[ewerk 33655]

The reflection off your bonce maybe?

[The Fish 11349]

2 minutes ago, ewerk said:

The reflection off your bonce maybe?

[Gemmill 51321]

Ankle update for @thebrokendoll

 

Grade 1 tear and an avulsion fracture. 

 

Let's not anyone forget here that I was 1.5km into a run and I ran a further 4.5km on this ankle. 

 

TBD actually rode his dog home like it was Seabiscuit when he broke his collarbone. 

[ewerk 33655]

On 12/08/2024 at 12:13, Renton said:

Mate, I may only be an unemployed hospital porter, but you could have well cracked or chipped a bone in your ankle or foot. 

 

I think SOMEONE owes Renton an apology.

[Gemmill 51321]

You are a human clipboard.

 

[Toonpack 11825]

10 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

Ankle update for @thebrokendoll

 

Grade 1 tear and an avulsion fracture. 

 

Let's not anyone forget here that I was 1.5km into a run and I ran a further 4.5km on this ankle. 

 

TBD actually rode his dog home like it was Seabiscuit when he broke his collarbone. 

 

Not good, a revulsion fracture, even your bones hate you 😳

[Gemmill 51321]

I'm gonna need to bring the dates of the workshop forward. 

[wykikitoon 23351]

3 hours ago, Gemmill said:

 

Box of pampers on his desk for when he gets back to work, please. 

Fuck me, this HAS NOT gone down well at all  

[Gemmill 51321]

Was he hoping for Huggies Pull Ups? 

 

Mummy, WOW! I'm a big boy now. 

[thebrokendoll 10579]

21 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

Ankle update for @thebrokendoll

 

Grade 1 tear and an avulsion fracture. 

 

Let's not anyone forget here that I was 1.5km into a run and I ran a further 4.5km on this ankle. 

 

TBD actually rode his dog home like it was Seabiscuit when he broke his collarbone. 

 

or as it's called in the medical profession, a minor sprain.

[Dazzler 12219]

14 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

Fuck me, this HAS NOT gone down well at all  

Next time have an enormous shit in his chair and try to convince him he did it on the follow through. He’ll love that.

[Gemmill 51321]

The lad shit his pants in the office. He needs to wipe his bum and take his medicine. 

[Renton 24205]

2 hours ago, trophyshy said:

Fruit can do a lot of heavy lifting with kids.  Christ it is a pain though.  I understand why parents just fucking give up.  

 

I know a lad who lived on cheese and mash his entire childhood (which was a very complex one), turned out 6ft 2 and right as rain.  Don't underestimate the power of the apex omnivore to make do.

 

Mrs Rents was a freak with food when I first met her. She had a limited number of dishes she would eat, and she would only eat these, absolutely nothing else. This was chips, chips with curry sauce, spaghetti hoops on toast, ripple bars (no other confectionary) and omelette which she had to ask to get made up if she went out. She wouldn't even eat pizza or pasta. She then went inter-railing and was basically forced to eat food like pizza or starve to death. She's still a fussy vegetarian (won't eat anything resembling meat in texture or taste except bizarrely beef crisps) but much better now. C'est la vie. It's a pain but honestly tyhe human body can healthily adapt to mono-diets. 

 

The kids, they are another matter. It's not so much they are fussy that gets me, it's just they change what they like on a daily basis. Eat it or starve is the correct response. The not so little shits now. 

 

Oh, and ewerk, the lettuce in a burger is for appearance and texture you animal. 

[Renton 24205]

We've all done it, followed through. But what nobody normal would do is tell the boss they have followed through. ESPECIALLY if that boss is wykiki. This lad needs referring to a head doctor. 

[trophyshy 7494]

On a whim, I just allowed Amazon music to present me "my" playlist and I should probably be arrested, the fucking state of it.

[ewerk 33655]

6 minutes ago, Renton said:

We've all done it, followed through.

 

No WE fucking haven't, Mr. Incontinent.

[Toonpack 11825]

37 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

I'm gonna need to bring the dates of the workshop forward. 

Will there be a buffet ?? Us poor pensioners need all the help we can get.

[Renton 24205]

24 minutes ago, ewerk said:

 

No WE fucking haven't, Mr. Incontinent.

 

You've never played Russian roulette with a wet fart and lost? Amateur. 

[The Fish 11349]

33 minutes ago, Renton said:

We've all done it, followed through. But what nobody normal would do is tell the boss they have followed through. ESPECIALLY if that boss is wykiki. This lad needs referring to a head doctor. 

The fuck we have!

[Gemmill 51321]

Never done it either. A very confident and very costly declaration from Renton.