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1 hour ago, thebrokendoll said:

 

just a little cottage mate. canny size garden though so you be welcome to come with a tent.

 

This is a scary prospect. I could see myself sat up bolt upright in my tent all night, clutching my swiss army knife for dear life.

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12 minutes ago, Christmas Tree said:

Anyone just see / hear that fighter jet. Flipping low and fast that over built up areas :lol: 

 

Not even British!!!!

 

Bloody  Qatar air force, coming over here and stealing our airspace!

 

They've just managed to escape the Sunderland airshow after being stuck there for the last five years. :good:

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45 minutes ago, Renton said:

 

This is a scary prospect. I could see myself sat up bolt upright in my tent all night, clutching my swiss army knife for dear life.

 

here's me with my brand new bsa lightning.

be afraid, be very afraid.

 

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Just now, thebrokendoll said:

 

here's me with my brand new bsa lightning.

be afraid, be very afraid.

 

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Hmmmm. I'll pass.

 

Camping.

Ex-footy hoolie hippy living in next door cottage brandishing an air rifle.

 Wales.

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27 minutes ago, Renton said:

 

Hmmmm. I'll pass.

 

Camping.

Ex-footy hoolie hippy living in next door cottage brandishing an air rifle.

 Wales.

 

I paid (unbeknown to mrs tbd) the best part of £500 for that rifle and seen the rat once since. little fucker appeared from under the hedge mid afternoon and was spotted by the pitbull who launched himself in to attack. rat squealed and dashed off behind the greenhouse with snoop in hot pursuit. I was really worried the dog would put his head through the glass so I dragged him away, but he remained on high alert for the rest of the afternoon.

anyway, I've set meself up like some sort of great white hunter from days gone by practically every evening with a carefully laid trap of peanut butter and cooking oil.

not a fucking sign of the cunt

I have however shot straight through the middle of an empty thatchers gold can with dead eye precision. money well spent!  :)

 

 

 

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Sat at the dinner table in a ghillie suit.

 

"Do you HAVE to?!" 

 

"War doesn't work to your timetable, love."

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I am having a patio done this week.  Fuck me, there's some right nosey cunts aren't they? Stopping and gawping asking my mate questions etc.  Fuck me.  Get on you owld cunts and wallk your dog and fuck off.

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12 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

I am having a patio done this week.  Fuck me, there's some right nosey cunts aren't they? Stopping and gawping asking my mate questions like are you really going to fit all those bodies under there etc.  Fuck me.  Get on you owld cunts and wallk your dog and fuck off.

 

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Limmy's obsession with proving that Cilla Black is a horrible person is one of the highlights of the last 12 to 18 months on the Internet. 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Old letter, but turns out living fast and dying young in a rock band isn't quite as exciting as it sounds when you've got kids at home. 

 

https://www.rollingstone.com/music/music-news/scott-weilands-family-dont-glorify-this-tragedy-44427/2/

 

Dave Grohl says in his autobiography he's only ever done booze and weed. Proper legend 

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7 hours ago, Kid Dynamite said:

Old letter, but turns out living fast and dying young in a rock band isn't quite as exciting as it sounds when you've got kids at home. 

 

https://www.rollingstone.com/music/music-news/scott-weilands-family-dont-glorify-this-tragedy-44427/2/

 

Dave Grohl says in his autobiography he's only ever done booze and weed. Proper legend 

 

I'm not buying that. If nothing else Dave Grohl has definitely taken mushrooms, but hearing the last few foos albums he clearly hasn't taken enough.

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A mate is having an issue at work with a lad.  He is working for him and he's just not getting his information on time so he has sufficient time to do his part.  This has been going on for a while.  A couple of months ago I told him to go for a coffee with the lad and just explain his frustration's try and work it out.  He gets on well with him, its just frustrating him.  He did and said it went well, apparently fuck all changed.  It got to a point where he spoke to management and they apparently agreed to the frustrations as they had similar.  Fuck all changed.  Yesterday they were told they were gonna win a big job, woop, champagne, bum slapping etc.  

 

My mate gets pulled into the gaffers office.  He's told that he is going to be running the job as the client has specifically asked for this other lad not to be anywhere near it. :lol: Then, the main gaffer says 'Oh I didn't want him on  project either because I just can't rely on him'

 

So a lad in your business has raised a grievance about someone and you pretty much have the same issues.  But by the sounds of it, you do fuck all.

 

Then, you are awarded a job but ony if this same wanker isn't anywhere near it.

 

At what point do you think 'Hmmmm I need to do something here' :lol: 
 

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7 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

A mate is having an issue at work with a lad.  He is working for him and he's just not getting his information on time so he has sufficient time to do his part.  This has been going on for a while.  A couple of months ago I told him to go for a coffee with the lad and just explain his frustration's try and work it out.  He gets on well with him, its just frustrating him.  He did and said it went well, apparently fuck all changed.  It got to a point where he spoke to management and they apparently agreed to the frustrations as they had similar.  Fuck all changed.  Yesterday they were told they were gonna win a big job, woop, champagne, bum slapping etc.  

 

My mate gets pulled into the gaffers office.  He's told that he is going to be running the job as the client has specifically asked for this other lad not to be anywhere near it. :lol: Then, the main gaffer says 'Oh I didn't want him on  project either because I just can't rely on him'

 

So a lad in your business has raised a grievance about someone and you pretty much have the same issues.  But by the sounds of it, you do fuck all.

 

Then, you are awarded a job but ony if this same wanker isn't anywhere near it.

 

At what point do you think 'Hmmmm I need to do something here' :lol: 
 

 

It's not your concern, don't worry about it. :lol: (unless it's directly impacting you?)

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Oh I am far from worried, I just thought I would share.  My mate seems to find it amusing too which I am glad at.  He's got a great opportunity now to run a top job, get it done and basically push for promotion. 

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