General Random Conversation..

[ewerk 30571]

27 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

 

 

This Bernie Spofforth, who I believe sometimes spouts shit on Talk TV and that, has been arrested. She was the first one spreading the rumour about it being a lad who had arrived on a boat etc. 

 

She fucking shat it the morning after it had all kicked off in Southport and was blaming it on others, all of which was debunked by twitter sleuths.

 

So aye, deal with it. 

 

 

This is the same dangerous cunt who spent years spreading anti-vax bullshit and has now started on global warming.

[Toonpack 9397]

5 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

I've just realised, If you take the e off the end of Clitheroe, its Clit Hero  

If you take eroe off the end of Clitheroe you have a precipitous wall of rock (if you have a lisp)

[Gemmill 44826]

1 minute ago, ewerk said:

This is the same dangerous cunt who spent years spreading anti-vax bullshit and has now started on global warming.

 

Well, hopefully she's about to do some time and will learn her fucking lesson. 

[ewerk 30571]

7 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

I've just realised, If you take the e off the end of Clitheroe, its Clit Hero  

If you lose the o then you get clit here.

 

If you’d realised that a few years ago then maybe Callum wouldn’t be such a frequent visitor to your marital bedroom. 

[Renton 21594]

There seems to be a silver lining to all this shit. It's allowed a sizable proportion of the scum of England to be rounded up and locked up. 

 

Starmer has been quietly impressive behind the scenes. Trump floundering. Things are looking up. 

[Gemmill 44826]

One of the new Labour MPs has had some racist patter from her old social media uncovered. That majority will be down to just 150 soon if they aren't careful. 

[Howmanheyman 33149]

1 hour ago, Gemmill said:

 

 

This Bernie Spofforth, who I believe sometimes spouts shit on Talk TV and that, has been arrested. She was the first one spreading the rumour about it being a lad who had arrived on a boat etc. 

 

She fucking shat it the morning after it had all kicked off in Southport and was blaming it on others, all of which was debunked by twitter sleuths.

 

So aye, deal with it. 

 

 

 

Let's hope there's a few other prominent, internet RW cunts who join her.

[Blastronaut 1333]

1 hour ago, ewerk said:

This is the same dangerous cunt who spent years spreading anti-vax bullshit and has now started on global warming.

 

I wanted to say "Farage next please" but on second thought no. More of these types of arrests first please. Farage is already dying on his arse. I want to see more of him squirming and selling out his core voters in a desperate and futile attempt to save his own arse, before ultimately meeting the same fate himself. Same for that Yaxley-Lennon prick that calls himself Tommy. 

[Gemmill 44826]

Yaxley Saint Laurent is definitely getting charged for incitement when he eventually sets foot on British soil again. 

[Kid Dynamite 7025]

2 hours ago, Gemmill said:

 

 

This Bernie Spofforth, who I believe sometimes spouts shit on Talk TV and that, has been arrested. She was the first one spreading the rumour about it being a lad who had arrived on a boat etc. 

 

She fucking shat it the morning after it had all kicked off in Southport and was blaming it on others, all of which was debunked by twitter sleuths.

 

So aye, deal with it. 

 

 

She's a WAD for 55 mind 

[Alex 35069]

BBC News reporting of this is fucking disgusting btw. The fucking moment it’s calmed down they’re doing their ‘balanced’ reporting. They’re absolutely appalling 

[Alex 35069]

Just little things like when they reported the counter protest in Newcastle on the national news just before. And the only people  interviewed they showed were two young Muslim men. FUCK RIGHT OFF. And I know that’s an editorial decision because bbc reporting it locally had loads of people from different backgrounds etc there. They’re a fucking disgrace 

[Blastronaut 1333]

20 minutes ago, Alex said:

Just little things like when they reported the counter protest in Newcastle on the national news just before. And the only people  interviewed they showed were two young Muslim men. FUCK RIGHT OFF. And I know that’s an editorial decision because bbc reporting it locally had loads of people from different backgrounds etc there. They’re a fucking disgrace 

 

I haven't seen it but I have noticed that the press coverage of the counter protests has been far less fervourous. 

 

I take it as a sign that a lot of these editors are struggling to adapt after the 5168 days of Tory rule that put them in their positions. They've either bought into or lost track of the lie they were selling. All for their own personal gain. 

 

Shower of spineless bootlicking grifters masquerading as journalists. Their problem right now is that they don't know whose boots to lick.

[RobinRobin 11262]

13 hours ago, strawb said:

Cockwomble is the worst insult I can think of, fucking twee bollocks. Just swear properly, you cunt

Better than twee bollocks  

[RobinRobin 11262]

13 hours ago, Gemmill said:

 

Ahh that one on the right is the lad that was shouting "Don't touch me! I pay your wages!" at the coppers, which the police dog took great exception to.

 

Police dog obviously thought it deserved a pay rise

[wykikitoon 20125]

So this morning I wake up and I've got a WhatsApp from an old colleague.

 

Basically a company I left 6 years ago are asking if I would be interested in me going back as they're snowed under and need someone of my level.  I left on decent terms with the gaffers, but I left because of a couple of things.  One was that the fact they had got a lad of bairns in to do work that was above them and us senior lads had no time to train them.  I am told that its a lot more balanced there now.

 

The current company I am at, I have a tonne of respect for the main MD and gaffer,  We get on really well, but engineers are dog shit managers on the whole  There's a couple of issues in the office and since I started we have lost over 50% of the workforce.  One guy left to set up on his own and took two of the lads, but others have left as they can't take it that certain things aren't resolved.  I mentioned in a previous post that I am now at the stage I just cba.  Come in do my hours and just don't get involved in the political shit.  I try and bring on the younger lads, like the Bin Dipper but if they don't want to learn, that's on them, I am not losing a nights sleep over it.  There's one absolute piss taker and he's rubbing people up the wrong way with his piss taking and in a small office that's causing issues.

 

The offer to go back is v tempting.  Its closer to home, the work they're doing is very interesting compared to some of the stuff I am working on now.  They have expanded well.  I met up with a few last month after I found out an ex colleague had passed and the social side of the company is miles better to what we have here  Not that that's a deal breaker for me.  But here we have had one night out this year and I organised it.  The gaffers are just too blinkered to see that them making an effort of a pint or pizza or whatever out as a team would go a huge way to boosting morale.  I feel I am punished here at the moment too.  Because I can get work out quick (despite being on here ) I am given shit jobs with short turn around times.  Where the ones who take their time get some real decent jobs.  One lad is working on a job he's not suited to and it would be perfect for me, but because it's got a long turn around he's on it.  We will end up making fuck all brass on that as a result.

 

Would you go back? I have always said you leave somewhere for a reason.  But meeting a mate a few months back, who's now on the main Director team there now was telling me how it's changed a lot and it sounded for the positive.

 

Anyways, welcome to Friday, now lets get the butties in!

[Holden McGroin 6582]

Aye, you always leave for a reason. It's very similar to relationships. As the years pass you remember certain things fondly but at the end of the day you can just have a wank in the shower over the time she gave you that mind-blowing rusty trombone and carry on with your life.

 

Onwards and upwards. Never look back.

Edited August 9 by Holden McGroin

[Howmanheyman 33149]

16 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

So this morning I wake up and I've got a WhatsApp from an old colleague.

 

Basically a company I left 6 years ago are asking if I would be interested in me going back as they're snowed under and need someone of my level.  I left on decent terms with the gaffers, but I left because of a couple of things.  One was that the fact they had got a lad of bairns in to do work that was above them and us senior lads had no time to train them.  I am told that its a lot more balanced there now.

 

The current company I am at, I have a tonne of respect for the main MD and gaffer,  We get on really well, but engineers are dog shit managers on the whole  There's a couple of issues in the office and since I started we have lost over 50% of the workforce.  One guy left to set up on his own and took two of the lads, but others have left as they can't take it that certain things aren't resolved.  I mentioned in a previous post that I am now at the stage I just cba.  Come in do my hours and just don't get involved in the political shit.  I try and bring on the younger lads, like the Bin Dipper but if they don't want to learn, that's on them, I am not losing a nights sleep over it.  There's one absolute piss taker and he's rubbing people up the wrong way with his piss taking and in a small office that's causing issues.

 

The offer to go back is v tempting.  Its closer to home, the work they're doing is very interesting compared to some of the stuff I am working on now.  They have expanded well.  I met up with a few last month after I found out an ex colleague had passed and the social side of the company is miles better to what we have here  Not that that's a deal breaker for me.  But here we have had one night out this year and I organised it.  The gaffers are just too blinkered to see that them making an effort of a pint or pizza or whatever out as a team would go a huge way to boosting morale.  I feel I am punished here at the moment too.  Because I can get work out quick (despite being on here ) I am given shit jobs with short turn around times.  Where the ones who take their time get some real decent jobs.  One lad is working on a job he's not suited to and it would be perfect for me, but because it's got a long turn around he's on it.  We will end up making fuck all brass on that as a result.

 

Would you go back? I have always said you leave somewhere for a reason.  But meeting a mate a few months back, who's now on the main Director team there now was telling me how it's changed a lot and it sounded for the positive.

 

Anyways, welcome to Friday, now lets get the butties in!

 

I'll stay out of this one.

[strawb 4247]

55 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

So this morning I wake up and I've got a WhatsApp from an old colleague.

 

Basically a company I left 6 years ago are asking if I would be interested in me going back as they're snowed under and need someone of my level.  I left on decent terms with the gaffers, but I left because of a couple of things.  One was that the fact they had got a lad of bairns in to do work that was above them and us senior lads had no time to train them.  I am told that its a lot more balanced there now.

 

The current company I am at, I have a tonne of respect for the main MD and gaffer,  We get on really well, but engineers are dog shit managers on the whole  There's a couple of issues in the office and since I started we have lost over 50% of the workforce.  One guy left to set up on his own and took two of the lads, but others have left as they can't take it that certain things aren't resolved.  I mentioned in a previous post that I am now at the stage I just cba.  Come in do my hours and just don't get involved in the political shit.  I try and bring on the younger lads, like the Bin Dipper but if they don't want to learn, that's on them, I am not losing a nights sleep over it.  There's one absolute piss taker and he's rubbing people up the wrong way with his piss taking and in a small office that's causing issues.

 

The offer to go back is v tempting.  Its closer to home, the work they're doing is very interesting compared to some of the stuff I am working on now.  They have expanded well.  I met up with a few last month after I found out an ex colleague had passed and the social side of the company is miles better to what we have here  Not that that's a deal breaker for me.  But here we have had one night out this year and I organised it.  The gaffers are just too blinkered to see that them making an effort of a pint or pizza or whatever out as a team would go a huge way to boosting morale.  I feel I am punished here at the moment too.  Because I can get work out quick (despite being on here ) I am given shit jobs with short turn around times.  Where the ones who take their time get some real decent jobs.  One lad is working on a job he's not suited to and it would be perfect for me, but because it's got a long turn around he's on it.  We will end up making fuck all brass on that as a result.

 

Would you go back? I have always said you leave somewhere for a reason.  But meeting a mate a few months back, who's now on the main Director team there now was telling me how it's changed a lot and it sounded for the positive.

 

Anyways, welcome to Friday, now lets get the butties in!

Ask for a promotion at your current place, shy bairns get nowt.

 

If you get it you can then improve where you are.

[ewerk 30571]

McGroin makes a good point. 
 

Let’s take a walk down memory lane…

 

On 25/10/2017 at 12:00, wykikitoon said:

 

Thats the thing.

Company I am at now, it's a good bunch of lads.  But the gaffer is getting more and more juniors and grads in.  Last 12 months all I have done is firefight and roll turds in glitter.  It's not really their fault, just inexperienced and expected to do stuff that they shouldn't be.  I can specialise further and just offer them services.  Work on my own at home. 

 

Contractor on a job phoned 6 times yesterday adamant we had fucked up.  He is trying to get a volume of concrete on a job.  He said we were 160m3 out.  Spent all day chasing my tail.  This morning he emailed through asking for this URGENT thing to be resolved.  Turns out the cunt and his QS has been using out of date information.  CUNT.

If I went on me own and specialised I could cut all that shite out.

 

On 14/06/2018 at 13:45, wykikitoon said:

 

The thing that's fucked me off.

The main gaffer who I was having my AR with, was in all day Monday & Tuesday.  Monday at 16:50 I was told by him that we would have to reschedule my review until Tuesday.  Tuesday fuck all was mentioned.  He has responded to other emails about other stuff since my email to him about 4 days.

Doesn't even have the courtesy to say 'Thanks, we can discuss this on X day'  Nope.  Nothing, fuck all.  The other directors who are just fucking puppets havent responded either.

 

On 16/06/2018 at 12:34, wykikitoon said:

Well, had my review yesterday.

He started off with 'One of the girls has told me you have slagged off the company on social media for not having your review on time' I only have Facebook, so got my phone out, went to my FB and asked him to point out where.  I said I haven't deleted anything at all.  There was one post from me saying 'Need help with some HR stuff'  this was in a cycling group I am in.  HR = Heart Rate.  One of the stupid admin bints saw it and totally misinterpreted it and went to tell tales.  When I explained this to him he looked at me as if I was pulling his leg.  So I got my DM's out and showed him a convo I had with a coach about Heart Rate training.  I said I would like a formal apology from the person who accused me of slagging off the company.  He totally dismissed it the fucking spineless cunt.

 

Regarding my four day weeks, totally dismissed it.  On the grounds he didnt want to have to get someone in to cover for me or have to tell a client XYZ couldnt be done as I wanted to be in.  Yet he is allowing another colleague in a dept that WE are having to cover due to shortages go on 4 days.  He said if I really wanted it I had to put it in writing.  So basically going to do a formal letter now.

 

On 26/07/2018 at 12:11, wykikitoon said:

An update. 

We have just taken someone on and guess what..........they're doing 4 day weeks

Had an interview last week so fingers crossed I can take a massive shit on the desk of the cunt who owns this place.  We won a massive job on the premise we would have full capacity on it.  That was 3 weeks ago and nobody has had time to work on it.  Would fucking love them to get thrown off the job and this cunt be shafted.

 

On 21/11/2018 at 08:57, wykikitoon said:

Fuck me, what a laugh this fucking place is.

They (when I say they I mean the receptionist / admin lass) have sent out numerous emails about dress code.

It's the same fucking three taking the piss, why no just sit down as a gaffer and speak to them and give them a fucking warning.  They would soon buck their ideas up.  One of the cunts comes dressed like shes been thrown up out of a SportDirect shop FFS chav cunt.

 

On 28/02/2018 at 16:55, wykikitoon said:

Young lad who sits next to me at work is one bone idle cunt.  Spends almost all day with netflix on in a small window in the corner of his screen.  He is seriously taking the piss.

Spoke to my gaffer about it.  He emailed me the IT policy so I can discuss it with the lad

WTF

 

[trophyshy 7083]

He’s going to find fault anywhere he works tbf.  Go with your gut instinct Wyki.  

[Howmanheyman 33149]

Ewerk:

[ewerk 30571]

To be fair, finding posts where wyki is moaning about work is like shooting fish in a barrel.

[Holden McGroin 6582]

Just now, ewerk said:

To be fair, finding posts where wyki is moaning is like shooting fish in a barrel.

FYP

[wykikitoon 20125]

Can someone revoke that CUNTS search function

 

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