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Stuck inside these four walls

Sent inside forever

Never seeing no one

Nice again

Like you, Marra

You, Marra

You

 

If I ever get out of here

Thought of giving my seyson ticket away

To a registered charitey

All I need is a pint a day

If I ever get outta here

(If we ever get outta here)

 

Well, the the front door glass exploded with a mighty crash

As they dragged me into the sun

And the first one said to the second one there

"I hope you're having fun"

 

Marra on the run, marra on the run

And the cheese slice man and big fat Sam

Were searching everyone

For the marra on the run, marra on the run

For the marra on the run, marra on the run

 

And the Saudi judge who held a grudge

Will search for ever more 

For the marra on the run, marra on the run

For the marra on the run, marra on the run

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9 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

378 arrests nationally so far. Wonder if these Wednesday night riots will be as well attended or if some of these lads might suddenly find themselves preferring a bit of Tommy Robinson YouTube and Chill. 


They’ll be after everyone, the daft bastards will have had their phones with them and they’ll be trawling the tracking data, so why were you in Greggs and the O2 shops when they were robbed mate ?

 

Same lawyer I mentioned above said folks were getting a knock at the door 12 months later, the Police trawled everything. Be way quicker these days with the data tools available.

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Assume he was broadcasting this live on FB or something? Anyway, arrested for posting mad shit on FB. These will be the easiest ones to find. 

 

 

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He’s spot on about where ten names and Farage etc fit into all this but there is also a lot of pie in the sky 6th form common room socialist bullshit too. So a typical Paul Mason thing then :cuppa:

 

 

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26 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

paul mccartney ukulele GIF

🎶

Stuck inside these four walls

Sent inside forever

Never seeing no one

Nice again

Like you, Marra

You, Marra

You

 

If I ever get out of here

Thought of giving my seyson ticket away

To a registered charitey

All I need is a pint a day

If I ever get outta here

(If we ever get outta here)

 

Well, the the front door glass exploded with a mighty crash

As they dragged me into the sun

And the first one said to the second one there

"I hope you're having fun"

 

Marra on the run, marra on the run

And the cheese slice man and big fat Sam

Were searching everyone

For the marra on the run, marra on the run

For the marra on the run, marra on the run

 

And the Saudi judge who held a grudge

Will search for ever more 

For the marra on the run, marra on the run

For the marra on the run, marra on the run

🎵

 

 

 

 

 

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3 hours ago, Gemmill said:

 

Old Lozza might be seeing even less of his kids before too long. 

 

 

 

Laurence Fox spotted on a flight to Ireland. :lol:

 

He'll keep. 

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When do our riots kick off? I heard during the matches but I'm there on Friday night and don't fancy shielding the bairns from flaming wheeliebins.

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I think the Honeymonster might be going away for a while. 

 

BTW, is that Greggs gingerbread in his hand on the left photo. Hope it was worth it mate. And some soap from Lush. :lol:

 

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2 hours ago, Gemmill said:

I mean IF she's got drink and mental health problems, then it is tragic that she's been caught up in it. She won't be the only one, I'm sure. 

 

There's gonna be some proper sad cases stuck in jail for a month. But people were burning down hotels, attacking black and brown people, setting cars on fire, and looting shops so it's sad that you got involved, but you did. 


It's not tragic like. No mental health problem makes you chuck a bin at the police. And alcohol dependence doesn't make you immune to the law. She will be treated exactly the same as every other scumbag rioter 

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Can't get over John Honey. I know he's got some prison time coming, but he's got a hell of a bath to look forward to when he gets out, with all that Lush gear. 

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35 minutes ago, Dazzler said:

When do our riots kick off? I heard during the matches but I'm there on Friday night and don't fancy shielding the bairns from flaming wheeliebins.


Somebody posted stuff on here about it being during the Sela tournament.

 

It’s shit like. I was hoping to get away for several days with the wife (who’s not well), but fuck do I want to get caught up with these low life’s, particularly driving a black taxi :lol: 

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44 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

 

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I think the Honeymonster might be going away for a while. 

 

BTW, is that Greggs gingerbread in his hand on the left photo. Hope it was worth it mate. And some soap from Lush. :lol:

 

Should’ve been arrested for that shirt alone. 90s Snoop Dog wasn’t wearing tops that baggy 

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3 hours ago, Gemmill said:

 

 

Assume he was broadcasting this live on FB or something? Anyway, arrested for posting mad shit on FB. These will be the easiest ones to find. 

 

 

 

Are they putting on those gloves to give him a cavity search? 

 

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2 hours ago, Renton said:

 

Are they putting on those gloves to give him a cavity search? 

 

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Hopefully. There's a less than 0% chance they'll find the complete frontal lobes of many "rioters" somewhere in his back passage. 100% chance they'll at least be able to cross reference some saliva traces to folk they've already lifted though.

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5 hours ago, Blastronaut said:

 

Hopefully. There's a less than 0% chance they'll find the complete frontal lobes of many "rioters" somewhere in his back passage. 100% chance they'll at least be able to cross reference some saliva traces to folk they've already lifted though.

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12 hours ago, Alex said:

Means held in prison until their trial and not offered bail I think. Would be standard for this sort carry on. Also there is relatively high prison capacity at present after recent emergency measures lead to early releases 

Remanded just means the matter has been adjourned to a later date and you are then either remanded on bail or in custody.  I assume that it is used here to mean custody, but generally speaking it can mean either.

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10 hours ago, Toonpack said:

Be way quicker these days with the data tools available.

As Gemmill posted, the fact that they post everything on social media will help.  Makes the Court process simpler if you have posted a confession. :) 

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