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[Gemmill 51205]

 

[Monkeys Fist 45837]

1 hour ago, Dr Gloom said:

i wonder if strawb is sniffing gak off a stripper's arse yet btw

Fucking poetry, that, Gloomy. 
 

[RobinRobin 12668]

9 hours ago, Dr Gloom said:

 

it could be that the wives knew about it - i don't know. i've been invited to stag dos before where i've not gone to the weddings - if it was abroad, or i couldn't make the date because of a diary clash, or if it was a small family-only affair, so they could have spun an additional lie into the mix. i dunno. one lad i know quite well did go on one of these fake stag dos so i've no reason to think it was a bullshit 

More likely the wives are out on the pull. 

[Kid Dynamite 7818]

On 09/05/2024 at 20:30, Kid Dynamite said:

Of course Wyki went to court against someone that "close passed" him 

 

#TeamVine  

I can see why he pled guilty @wykikitoon

 

 

 

[strawb 4671]

15 hours ago, Dr Gloom said:

i wonder if strawb is sniffing gak off a stripper's arse yet btw

I’m awake and having a turd atm. We took it easy yesterday so we don’t ruin the food today. 
 

Found a decent boozer off Leith walk that was open till 1.

 

All very civilised so far for all the doubters.

[Gemmill 51205]

No one permanently paralysed? 

[Meenzer 16618]

Yet 

[Dr Gloom 23962]

Strawb around 5am tomorrow morning 

[strawb 4671]

1 hour ago, Gemmill said:

No one permanently paralysed? 

I was going to make a joke about breaking your lasses back, but I shan’t 

[wykikitoon 23309]

3 hours ago, Kid Dynamite said:

I can see why he pled guilty @wykikitoon

 

 

 

You're assuming it was a he.......

[Renton 24199]

6 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

You're assuming it was a he.......

[Monkeys Fist 45837]

2 hours ago, Renton said:

Fyp

[Gemmill 51205]

 

 

This is radge. 

 

 

[Toonpack 11804]

Pacemaker involved, shouldn't count (Harrumph)

[Alex 37286]

57 minutes ago, Toonpack said:

Pacemaker involved, shouldn't count (Harrumph)

I think they had one when Roger Bannister ran the first sub-four minute mile, mate. It’s not like she benefitting from something illegal or that hasn’t been common practice for decades. It’s not like she’s getting a tow  

 

[Monkeys Fist 45837]

1 hour ago, Gemmill said:

 

 

This is radge. 

 

 

“ Holy Goodnight”

” Is she havin’ a laugh?”

 

 

Top commentary from @ewerk there, to be sure x2, so it is. 

[ewerk 33649]

Fair enough, we all sound the same, me ol’ China.

[RobinRobin 12668]

12 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said:

Fyp

Of course you did. Never doubted you. 🙂 

[wykikitoon 23309]

13 hours ago, Gemmill said:

 

 

This is radge. 

 

 

That's well dope man

[Alex 37286]

43 minutes ago, wykikitoon said:

That's well dope man

It’s some fly shit 

[Monkeys Fist 45837]

8 hours ago, Alex said:

It’s some fly shit 

Bitch be flakin’ an perpetratin’. 

[ewerk 33649]

One for KD

 

 

[wykikitoon 23309]

Anyone heard from Strawb? 🤭

[strawb 4671]

Yeah I’m alive mush.

 

All very civilised, still a couple of long days drinking but nothing mental. 

[Renton 24199]

Feeling a bit off key today. Whilst I fucking love late spring and summer, is anyone feeling a bit down the footy season is almost over (forgetting about this Euro bollocks)? Weekends aren't the same. Also, going to the match in summer is just so much better than winter, yet this year probably only the last match at SJP was T shirt weather. I'd much rather the footballing break was in winter personally. I know this would make winter more unbearable, but freezing your nuts off in January isn't great anyway.

Also this place takes a dip in Summer because footy's finished and strangely some of you freaks have better things to do on sunny days. Roll on August!