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[Howmanheyman 37118]

Been looking all for this but I can't find it anywhere?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Alex 37279]

  On 07/05/2024 at 06:55, Howmanheyman said:

Well me and the missus are in Newcastle airport waiting to go to Cyprus.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Going abroad when you're on the rock and

roll?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Got a 65" LCD TV as well?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

🎵You know they talk so hip man

They're twistin' my melon man

(Caaaaall the Nash!!!!) 🎶

 

 

 

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You’ll know if you’ve been before but the local Keo lager is spot on. Have a great time 

[Dr Gloom 23956]

have an awesome break HMHM 

[wykikitoon 23293]

Get fucked on Keo

[Monkeys Fist 45827]

Just in from graft, Dweezil the derg has been to the mutt barber.…

 

Obviously asked for the Bald Twit Lion look. 
 

[RobinRobin 12660]

They do say dogs look like their owners

[Renton 24198]

  On 08/05/2024 at 02:40, RobinRobin said:

They do say dogs look like their owners

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Poor dog.

 

[Dazzler 12172]

  On 08/05/2024 at 08:11, Renton said:

 

Poor dog.

 

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"Ah fuckin' na it's yee, Voldermort. Fool iz twice an aal that yi little bald daft cunt"

[wykikitoon 23293]

So today I had to attend court for some fucker who close passed me and almost took me out last year.

I had it on camera.  They will have had a letter from the 5-0 initially with punishment (points or education blah blah) and decided to plea not guilty.  From what I understand they will have had to attend court then to enter the plea and then it was set up for me to attend court today.  The police spoke to me about 2 months ago to go over my statement and the copper said the person was mad to contest it as it was clear as day, but that was their right. 

 

Anyways, today I go, it was a magistrates court.  Went in, had to pass through a metal detector etc.  Then witness protection person comes out and takes me in a room.  They tell me the whole procedure.  Fuck me, I was shitting myself like I was on trial for murder!  They then took me through to another waiting room where the prosecutor came in and we had a chat.  Said the usher would be coming soon to take me to the court room.

Usher came down about 30mins later 'You can go, they've just pleaded guilty'

WTF, I had to take a days annual leave.  Because of train strikes I have had to get 4 buses too.  But it's ok because I can claim back.  The max I can claim.................£7.50.  Fuck me laughing.

 

They should have just killed me, would have been easier.

[Renton 24198]

I imagine the good news about that wykiki is the court will have taken a dim view flof those shenanigans and given a more severe sentence. Take it as a win (realising it's been a shit day for you) . 

[Gemmill 51128]

Should have rode your bike there, you lazy cunt. 

[wykikitoon 23293]

  On 09/05/2024 at 17:17, Gemmill said:

Should have rode your bike there, you lazy cunt. 

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There was no showers otherwise I would have  

Aye it's a win.  I am more annoyed for the tax payers money wasted.  The people who work at the court etc.  It's been a gorgeous day and sat in the park whilst waiting to go into court so not all bad!  Just nerve racking when you have never been in court before!

[Renton 24198]

  On 09/05/2024 at 17:53, wykikitoon said:

There was no showers otherwise I would have  

Aye it's a win.  I am more annoyed for the tax payers money wasted.  The people who work at the court etc.  It's been a gorgeous day and sat in the park whilst waiting to go into court so not all bad!  Just nerve racking when you have never been in court before!

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Aye, ignore Gemmill, he's used to being in court. In the SEX court as the ACCUSED no less 

[ewerk 33631]

Bike nonce.

[strawb 4670]

My stag do this weekend. See youse next week, if I survive. If not, it’s been a pleasure and fuck you all.

[Holden McGroin 7752]

  On 09/05/2024 at 18:26, strawb said:

My stag do this weekend. See youse next week, if I survive. If not, it’s been a pleasure and fuck you all.

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[Toonpack 11785]

  On 09/05/2024 at 18:04, Renton said:

 

Aye, ignore Gemmill, he's used to being in court. In the SEX court as the ACCUSED no less 

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Well accountants do like to keep their register entries up to date

[wykikitoon 23293]

  On 09/05/2024 at 18:26, strawb said:

My stag do this weekend. See youse next week, if I survive. If not, it’s been a pleasure and fuck you all.

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Enjoy it! 

[Toonpack 11785]

RIP Strawb 

[Renton 24198]

  On 09/05/2024 at 18:26, strawb said:

My stag do this weekend. See youse next week, if I survive. If not, it’s been a pleasure and fuck you all.

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Where are you having it. Was in York last weekend, the amount of hen parties was off the scale. Wall to wall blart but half of them seemed incontinent. 

Anyway, RIP for the stag night. Then RIP for the marriage. Either way you're dead now. 👍

[Gemmill 51128]

  On 09/05/2024 at 18:04, Renton said:

 

Aye, ignore Gemmill, he's used to being in court. In the SEX court as the ACCUSED no less 

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Charged with being SEXY AS HELL. 

 

"Take him down!" said the judge. 

[Ayatollah Hermione 14786]

If I’m never on a stag do again, it’ll be too soon. With that said, have fun

[Gemmill 51128]

Hope it goes well strawb. 

[Kid Dynamite 7818]

  On 09/05/2024 at 16:17, wykikitoon said:

So today I had to attend court for some fucker who close passed me and almost took me out last year.

I had it on camera.  They will have had a letter from the 5-0 initially with punishment (points or education blah blah) and decided to plea not guilty.  From what I understand they will have had to attend court then to enter the plea and then it was set up for me to attend court today.  The police spoke to me about 2 months ago to go over my statement and the copper said the person was mad to contest it as it was clear as day, but that was their right. 

 

Anyways, today I go, it was a magistrates court.  Went in, had to pass through a metal detector etc.  Then witness protection person comes out and takes me in a room.  They tell me the whole procedure.  Fuck me, I was shitting myself like I was on trial for murder!  They then took me through to another waiting room where the prosecutor came in and we had a chat.  Said the usher would be coming soon to take me to the court room.

Usher came down about 30mins later 'You can go, they've just pleaded guilty'

WTF, I had to take a days annual leave.  Because of train strikes I have had to get 4 buses too.  But it's ok because I can claim back.  The max I can claim.................£7.50.  Fuck me laughing.

 

They should have just killed me, would have been easier.

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Of course Wyki went to court against someone that "close passed" him 

 

#TeamVine  

[strawb 4670]

  On 09/05/2024 at 19:03, Renton said:

 

Where are you having it. Was in York last weekend, the amount of hen parties was off the scale. Wall to wall blart but half of them seemed incontinent. 

Anyway, RIP for the stag night. Then RIP for the marriage. Either way you're dead now. 👍

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Edinburgh. I went to uni there, I’ve checked on a few of my favourite bars and some of them survived so going to visit my old haunts.
 

Then probably get pilled off my saggy tits, knowing the lads I’m going with.