RobinRobin 11267 Posted April 25 Share Posted April 25 11 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: Carrying on this fascinating topic… The average marriage/long-term relationship in the Uk lasts 12.9 yrs. If we say that sexy time is three times a week, on average, and that you’re actually inside your partner for 5 minutes each session , on average, that means you’re inside for 15 minutes a week. Over the 12.9 yrs, that’s 10,062 minutes, or 6.98 days. Let’s call it a week that you’re inside your partner in total. The female reproductive system, including ovaries and eggs, is fully formed at 20 weeks in a normal pregnancy, meaning that we are all inside Granny for waaaay longer (20 weeks), than we are inside our chosen partner* Is your serial killing vehicle off the road? You've got too much time on your hands. 🙂 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30608 Posted April 25 Share Posted April 25 Things you love to see. #1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 9749 Posted April 25 Share Posted April 25 2 minutes ago, ewerk said: Things you love to see. #1 His reaction to this should lead to some cracking memes. Fox is the prick's prick, is he still crying that Billie Piper took his kids from him? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spongebob toonpants 3996 Posted April 25 Share Posted April 25 Scrapped my Ford Focus today. Bought with 4k miles in 2008 Stuck with the wife's fiat500 now 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21621 Posted April 25 Share Posted April 25 16 minutes ago, spongebob toonpants said: Scrapped my Ford Focus today. Bought with 4k miles in 2008 Stuck with the wife's fiat500 now Circumnavigated the globe 10 times over, impressive. Whereas mine made 10 miles. I doubt I've driven half that distance in my life like. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spongebob toonpants 3996 Posted April 25 Share Posted April 25 50 minutes ago, Renton said: Circumnavigated the globe 10 times over, impressive. Whereas mine made 10 miles. I doubt I've driven half that distance in my life like. It's almost exactly how far away the moon is I barely ever got it serviced, and apart from brakes and a battery I think the only thing that ever had to get fixed was the front driving rod. I've barely driven it since I got made redundant, I think today was the first time I've started it all year. Still started first time. I felt a little pang as I handed the keys to the breaker 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35079 Posted April 25 Share Posted April 25 If you’d set off back then you could’ve been on the moon by now. Makes you think 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15525 Posted April 25 Share Posted April 25 17 minutes ago, Alex said: If you’d set off back then you could’ve been on the moon by now. Makes you think 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44872 Posted April 25 Share Posted April 25 30 minutes ago, Alex said: If you’d set off back then you could’ve been on the moon by now. Makes you think 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44872 Posted April 25 Share Posted April 25 Is this place running horribly slow for everyone or just me? Taking ages to load pages. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33189 Posted April 25 Share Posted April 25 Just now, Gemmill said: Is this place running horribly slow for everyone or just me? Taking ages to load pages. Was about to post similar so not just you. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30608 Posted April 25 Share Posted April 25 Same here. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33189 Posted April 25 Share Posted April 25 If this carries on then people are in danger of missing out on my red, hot soccer chat. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21621 Posted April 25 Share Posted April 25 (edited) You've all accidentally toggled it into nostalgia mode, 2002 edition. Settings>Internet time>nostalgia mode. 👍 Edited April 25 by Renton 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 4748 Posted April 25 Share Posted April 25 It is, and we're well over 100% CPU usage for some reason. I'm going to turn it off and on again. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 11267 Posted April 26 Share Posted April 26 2 hours ago, Andrew said: It is, and we're well over 100% CPU usage for some reason. I'm going to turn it off and on again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30608 Posted April 26 Share Posted April 26 7 hours ago, Andrew said: It is, and we're well over 100% CPU usage for some reason. I'm going to turn it off and on again. Switch off RR's access to gifs and it should be fine. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 11267 Posted April 26 Share Posted April 26 5 minutes ago, ewerk said: Switch off RR's access to gifs and it should be fine. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 9749 Posted April 26 Share Posted April 26 15 hours ago, Alex said: If you’d set off back then you could’ve been on the moon by now. Makes you think You've just triggered any and all flat earthers that lurk on the board. We're going to have to ask a lot of grown adults who still wear nappies whether they sit or stand to wipe and we're not going to be able to handle the responses. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 11267 Posted April 26 Share Posted April 26 2 minutes ago, Dazzler said: You've just triggered any and all flat earthers that lurk on the board. We're going to have to ask a lot of grown adults who still wear nappies whether they sit or stand to wipe and we're not going to be able to handle the responses. Is this about CT? 🙂 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dazzler 9749 Posted April 26 Share Posted April 26 Just now, RobinRobin said: Is this about CT? 🙂 It was about @Nefilim tbh. I'm guessing his mobile phone privileges have been revoked, he's been notably absent recently, and I kind of miss his bat shit insane posts. Also, Albert over in the boxing thread seems like he'd believe in a firmament and ice wall. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 20135 Posted April 26 Share Posted April 26 It's fine online for me, but mobile its pooop Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42430 Posted April 26 Share Posted April 26 2 hours ago, Dazzler said: You've just triggered any and all flat earthers that lurk on the board. We're going to have to ask a lot of grown adults who still wear nappies whether they sit or stand to wipe and we're not going to be able to handle the responses. Look up posts by an old member called Wolfy- it’s a wild ride Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 11267 Posted April 27 Share Posted April 27 15 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: Look up posts by an old member called Wolfy- it’s a wild ride 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 17257 Posted April 27 Share Posted April 27 Can everyone ask their dads if they tried to tap up Kate from the B52s back in the day? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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