The Fish 10856 Posted February 18 Share Posted February 18 2 minutes ago, Alex said: Where I used to work I got two weeks paid paternity at the paltry statutory level. Any additional was unpaid. So for eldest then the twins that’s all I took / all I could afford. Then when they temporarily lost a big customer they instantly made about two thirds of the workforce (me included) redundant at the statutory rates again. It’s quite a small company (c. 20 people before that happened). Funny how you find out what people are really like. And one of the directors let slip they had about £5m quid in the company accounts just before I left. Good fucking riddance in the end but it didn’t feel like that at the time. Anyway, sorry to hijack your announcement. Congratulations, mate How long ago was this? The pressure must be building on all companies to provide decent parental leave these days, right? Mind you, my mate works in the states and what they get over there is fucking risible. Might be wrong, but I think they are allowed 12 weeks unpaid parental leave. The wife is taking about a year; some of it full pay, some statutory, and some unpaid. But the company calculated the total amount and spread it evenly across the duration of the leave. Again, shit like this makes it easier to budget, and reduces the stress significantly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35073 Posted February 18 Share Posted February 18 (edited) 4 minutes ago, The Fish said: How long ago was this? The pressure must be building on all companies to provide decent parental leave these days, right? Mind you, my mate works in the states and what they get over there is fucking risible. Might be wrong, but I think they are allowed 12 weeks unpaid parental leave. The wife is taking about a year; some of it full pay, some statutory, and some unpaid. But the company calculated the total amount and spread it evenly across the duration of the leave. Again, shit like this makes it easier to budget, and reduces the stress significantly. Over a decade, then a bit less. It was ‘funny’ because there were 3 directors. 2 major shareholders and a minor one. One of the former, who was a sound fella, retired after his grandson was diagnosed with autism and the place changed almost overnight. Ironically the big customer was lost because of the minor shareholder. Who is still there of course It all worked out for the best though Edited February 18 by Alex 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33155 Posted February 18 Share Posted February 18 Think I had three days for the first, a week for the second. Congratulations, fish. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 17245 Posted February 18 Share Posted February 18 Congrats Dave 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42396 Posted February 18 Share Posted February 18 Well done Fish old chap. Are you married then? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 9397 Posted February 18 Share Posted February 18 Congrats Fish 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44831 Posted February 18 Share Posted February 18 I mean there's already far too many of us, but aye congratulations I suppose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35073 Posted February 18 Share Posted February 18 3 minutes ago, Gemmill said: I mean there's already far too many of us, but aye congratulations I suppose. Well there’s one of you, so I would have to agree 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44831 Posted February 18 Share Posted February 18 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21598 Posted February 18 Share Posted February 18 There's more than one of you? Slightly scary prospect. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blastronaut 1333 Posted February 18 Share Posted February 18 Aw Jesus cunting fuck. Just been alerted by Mrs B who saw a "really fucking massive wasp" at the top of the stairs in our new house. Got there in time to see something drop from the ceiling and then just fucking vanish. Fucking February in Scotland. I was liking this house but now I'm gonnae need to climb into the bastard loft and actively look for a fucking wasps nest. Global warming can fuckoff. As can wasps. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimbo 175 Posted February 18 Share Posted February 18 13 hours ago, The Fish said: How long ago was this? The pressure must be building on all companies to provide decent parental leave these days, right? Mind you, my mate works in the states and what they get over there is fucking risible. Might be wrong, but I think they are allowed 12 weeks unpaid parental leave. The wife is taking about a year; some of it full pay, some statutory, and some unpaid. But the company calculated the total amount and spread it evenly across the duration of the leave. Again, shit like this makes it easier to budget, and reduces the stress significantly. The land of the free = the land of no free time. and congrats ! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10856 Posted February 19 Share Posted February 19 14 hours ago, Gemmill said: I mean there's already far too many of us, but aye congratulations I suppose. There are never enough mes though. Eldest is already a loquacious braggart so job done on that front. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 6582 Posted February 19 Share Posted February 19 (edited) 14 hours ago, Gemmill said: I mean there's already far too many of us, but aye congratulations I suppose. According to Elon Musk populations are in decline and are the greatest threat to humanity. I cant be arsed to check this though. Im more concerned about single use plastic in the ocean. Edited February 19 by Holden McGroin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44831 Posted February 19 Share Posted February 19 I know the birth rate is meant to be too low in this country so we're headed for an ageing population with not enough people to wipe their arses. Luckily I keep a tight ship back there and I don't see that changing in my twilight years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44831 Posted February 19 Share Posted February 19 It's the standers who need to worry about getting their brown butterfly pattern chipped off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 6582 Posted February 19 Share Posted February 19 (edited) Do standers default to sitters at a certain age? @RobinRobin ? 😛 Edited February 19 by Holden McGroin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 11262 Posted February 19 Share Posted February 19 1 hour ago, Holden McGroin said: Do standers default to sitters at a certain age? @RobinRobin ? 😛 Fuck off - I can't remember 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21598 Posted February 19 Share Posted February 19 12 hours ago, Blastronaut said: Aw Jesus cunting fuck. Just been alerted by Mrs B who saw a "really fucking massive wasp" at the top of the stairs in our new house. Got there in time to see something drop from the ceiling and then just fucking vanish. Fucking February in Scotland. I was liking this house but now I'm gonnae need to climb into the bastard loft and actively look for a fucking wasps nest. Global warming can fuckoff. As can wasps. When I had a wasps nest I paid the council to take care of it. £30 iirc. Mind that was I. 2006 so probably £3392 now. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35073 Posted February 19 Share Posted February 19 1 hour ago, Holden McGroin said: According to Elon Musk populations are in decline and are the greatest threat to humanity. I cant be arsed to check this though. Im more concerned about single use plastic in the ocean. The only thing you need to know about Elon Musk is that he’s a cunt 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21598 Posted February 19 Share Posted February 19 11 hours ago, Jimbo said: The land of the free = the land of no free time. and congrats ! A lot of companies here are merging or being bought out by American firms or private equity and importing their fucking disgusting working rights practices here. We'll see how this pans out, in my industry the best people will simply move to a UK or European based job. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35073 Posted February 19 Share Posted February 19 US-style capitalism. Another Brexit bonus Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44831 Posted February 19 Share Posted February 19 The place I just moved to as recently as last year implemented a new policy whereby you can just book no-questions-asked time off if you've got something going on in your life. So if something happens to a family member or you need to take time off for your own mental health or anything. You just tell your boss, book it in the system, and off you go. I was amazed, given the way the rest of the country is going. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21598 Posted February 19 Share Posted February 19 1 minute ago, Gemmill said: The place I just moved to as recently as last year implemented a new policy whereby you can just book no-questions-asked time off if you've got something going on in your life. So if something happens to a family member or you need to take time off for your own mental health or anything. You just tell your boss, book it in the system, and off you go. I was amazed, given the way the rest of the country is going. TBF every job I've had has been like that, at least unofficially, if you have a decent line manager. Aren't they called "personal days" in the US? What I would be wary of is how much you can use it. Think in the states you get about 5 a year and they count as your a/l which is often a total of 10 days a year. No way could I hack that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44831 Posted February 19 Share Posted February 19 Nah ours is entirely separate from sick or annual leave. When I worked in America, I had 20 days holiday and then sick time came separately, but lads I knew from other firms had a bank of personal days that EVERYTHING came out of, including sick time. Mental. Americans fucking love work though, they take the most pointless amount of holidays and if someone comes along wanting 2 weeks (me), it's like "Oooo a proper EUROPEAN style vacation." 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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