Dazzler 9746 Posted December 22, 2023 Share Posted December 22, 2023 1 minute ago, PaddockLad said: I can’t finish for Christmas till I’ve got all the lights on in the ladies WC in Boots Southampton 🥳 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44856 Posted December 22, 2023 Share Posted December 22, 2023 5 minutes ago, PaddockLad said: I can’t finish for Christmas till I’ve got all the lights on in the ladies WC in Boots Southampton 🥳 and I can't get all the lights in in the ladies WC in Boots Southampton til I've finished sniffing the seats. TRUTH! 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21615 Posted December 22, 2023 Share Posted December 22, 2023 5 minutes ago, PaddockLad said: I can’t finish for Christmas till I’ve got all the lights on in the ladies WC in Boots Southampton 🥳 That's one muckle ladies bathroom your photographing there you old perv. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33174 Posted December 22, 2023 Share Posted December 22, 2023 34 minutes ago, PaddockLad said: I can’t finish for Christmas till I’ve got all the lights on in the ladies WC in Boots Southampton 🥳 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 17252 Posted December 22, 2023 Share Posted December 22, 2023 (edited) Not gonna lie, it’s been fuckin great 😀 Edited December 22, 2023 by PaddockLad 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 11263 Posted December 23, 2023 Share Posted December 23, 2023 12 hours ago, Renton said: You'll find yourself doing this all the time whether you like it or not in a couple of decades. Fortunately us pharmacologists have devised treatments for it, it's what i'm working on now as it happens. We really are ace. People should worship big Pharma, not deride us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 11263 Posted December 23, 2023 Share Posted December 23, 2023 13 hours ago, Howmanheyman said: 12.26 today.... What a sad, sad cunt I am. I'm more worried about those who are on at 4am in the UK. 🙂 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4725 Posted December 23, 2023 Share Posted December 23, 2023 On 20/12/2023 at 20:29, Renton said: This is a bit left field, but have you considered trying Brown's bar? Closed years ago apparently . No pianos so far Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33174 Posted December 23, 2023 Share Posted December 23, 2023 I can't think why CT is so bothered about wanting to see this pianist again? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 11263 Posted December 24, 2023 Share Posted December 24, 2023 Good news for Mrs Gemmill and Mrs CT 🙂 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 20129 Posted December 24, 2023 Share Posted December 24, 2023 Just been to sainsbury's. It's fucking dead. Lush Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13863 Posted December 24, 2023 Share Posted December 24, 2023 Shopping all done and dusted for me. What isn’t though is FUCKING WRAPPING. I despise it to my very core Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30599 Posted December 24, 2023 Share Posted December 24, 2023 That’s why gift bags were invented. 4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10856 Posted December 27, 2023 Share Posted December 27, 2023 On 24/12/2023 at 10:19, ewerk said: That’s why gift bags were invented. Or paying for someone else to do it in the shop. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35077 Posted December 27, 2023 Share Posted December 27, 2023 (edited) Btw, anyone calling this time of year*: ’Twixmas Fuck off, keep fucking off and then, when you get there, fuck off some more * I assume this applies to no one on here Edited December 27, 2023 by Alex 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33174 Posted December 27, 2023 Share Posted December 27, 2023 2 minutes ago, Alex said: Btw, anyone calling this time of year*: ’Twitxmas Fuck off, keep fucking off and then, when you get there, fuck off some more * I assume this applies to no one on here I hadn't heard of it till now. Cheers, Alex. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33174 Posted December 27, 2023 Share Posted December 27, 2023 Anyway, barely sat down in the bar yesterday when one of my mates said, 'Are you working yet?' I told him I wasn't before he slowly looked away and said 'Fucking lazy cunt.' Which made me laugh. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35077 Posted December 27, 2023 Share Posted December 27, 2023 57 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said: I hadn't heard of it till now. Cheers, Alex. Sorry 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 9399 Posted December 27, 2023 Share Posted December 27, 2023 3 hours ago, Howmanheyman said: Anyway, barely sat down in the bar yesterday when one of my mates said, 'Are you working yet?' I told him I wasn't before he slowly looked away and said 'Fucking lazy cunt.' Which made me laugh. Our current run of form is ENTIRELY down to you being a fucking lazy cunt I'll have you know. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42419 Posted December 27, 2023 Share Posted December 27, 2023 4 minutes ago, Toonpack said: Our current run of form is ENTIRELY down to you being a fucking lazy cunt I'll have you know. He needs to be firing out CVs this Twixmas instead of sitting in bars drinking OUR tax dole. Fucking bludger. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 9399 Posted December 27, 2023 Share Posted December 27, 2023 (edited) 51 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: He needs to be firing out CVs this Twixmas instead of sitting in bars drinking OUR tax dole. Fucking bludger. If I win the lottery I'm going buy a box at SJP for Toontastic use. I am also going to start a company solely to employ the twat during match hours Edited December 27, 2023 by Toonpack 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42419 Posted December 27, 2023 Share Posted December 27, 2023 38 minutes ago, Toonpack said: am also going to start a company solely to employ the twat during match hours Business description on HMRC. “ Paying Howmanheyman to watch the match- lick iz!” 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 9399 Posted December 27, 2023 Share Posted December 27, 2023 46 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: Business description on HMRC. “ Paying Howmanheyman to NOT watch the match- lick iz!” FYP 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tdansmith 3259 Posted December 30, 2023 Share Posted December 30, 2023 The probability of you drinking a glass of water that contains a molecule of water that also passed through a dinosaur (you know, dinosaur pee) is almost 100%. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42419 Posted December 30, 2023 Share Posted December 30, 2023 Just got back from the “Wedding Celebration “ of a former very good friend. They got married in October. Not only was it today, when nobody can be arsed, but it was in The Legion. I’m reporting them to the ECHR for crimes against humanity. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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