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5 minutes ago, PaddockLad said:

I can’t finish for Christmas till I’ve got all the lights on in the ladies WC in Boots Southampton 🥳

and I can't get all the lights in in the ladies WC in Boots Southampton til I've finished sniffing the seats.

 

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TRUTH!

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5 minutes ago, PaddockLad said:

I can’t finish for Christmas till I’ve got all the lights on in the ladies WC in Boots Southampton 🥳

 

 

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That's one muckle ladies bathroom your photographing there you old perv. 

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12 hours ago, Renton said:

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You'll find yourself doing this all the time whether you like it or not in a couple of decades. Fortunately us pharmacologists have devised treatments for it, it's what i'm working on now as it happens. We really are ace. People should worship big Pharma, not deride us. 

 

Tell GIF by Grease Live

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Btw, anyone calling this time of year*:

’Twixmas

Fuck off, keep fucking off and then, when you get there, fuck off some more 
 

* I assume this applies to no one on here :lol: 

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2 minutes ago, Alex said:

Btw, anyone calling this time of year*:

’Twitxmas

Fuck off, keep fucking off and then, when you get there, fuck off some more 
 

* I assume this applies to no one on here :lol: 

 

I hadn't heard of it till now.

 

Cheers, Alex. :lol:

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3 hours ago, Howmanheyman said:

Anyway, barely sat down in the bar yesterday when one of my mates said, 'Are you working yet?' I told him I wasn't before he slowly looked away and said 'Fucking lazy cunt.' Which made me laugh. :lol:

 

Our current run of form is ENTIRELY down to you being a fucking lazy cunt I'll have you know.

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4 minutes ago, Toonpack said:

 

Our current run of form is ENTIRELY down to you being a fucking lazy cunt I'll have you know.

He needs to be firing out CVs this Twixmas instead of sitting in bars drinking OUR tax dole. 
Fucking bludger. 
 

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51 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said:

He needs to be firing out CVs this Twixmas instead of sitting in bars drinking OUR tax dole. 
Fucking bludger. 
 

 

If I win the lottery I'm going buy a box at SJP for Toontastic use.

 

I am also going to start a company solely to employ the twat during match hours

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Just got back from the “Wedding Celebration “ of a former very good friend. 
 

They got married in October. 
 

Not only was it today, when nobody can be arsed, but it was in The Legion. 

 

I’m reporting them to the ECHR for crimes against humanity. 
 

 


 

 

 

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