Happy Face 29 Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 I'm not sure if you'll take this as a good thing, but here goes anyways... I like you 51991[/snapback] And it's quite fun being told random things that you have to do. I spent about, oooo, 3 or 4 days doing it. A friend gave me either a small task (I had to stick a sticker on someone without them noticing - NB: don't do choose that person to be your dad when you know damn well that he'll know it's you. he attacked me.*) or gave me a random phrase (for example "a pistachio carpet" or "I was once killed by...") that I had to slip into general conversation during my day. I took it to be a bit worrying that I could tell someone that I once got killed by a pair of socks, and it was rather annoying, and them not even batt an eyelid. Sigh. Oh well. Ahh, the crazy days. * obviously in a play-fight way. not in a child-abuse, lock-him-up-in-prison way!! 51991[/snapback] I was thinking it wouldn't be small things, but things like do a parachute jump or go up the eiffel tower. I'm pretty bored. Now I haven't been lying in bed for 4 hours with just my own thoughts for company I realise it would be a bit silly. I'm going to book up a holiday, I don't need random folk to tell me where to go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 I missed the original 'washing the dog' convo, so I have no idea what you guys are on about. And, to be honest, I'm happy this way! 51993[/snapback] That's probably for the best tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lou 0 Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 I missed the original 'washing the dog' convo, so I have no idea what you guys are on about. And, to be honest, I'm happy this way! 51993[/snapback] That's probably for the best tbh 51999[/snapback] My feelings entirely I have a sweet and innocent mind, and I do not want it sullied by the likes of you and Wacky. HF - have you read Danny Wallace's book Yes Man? I suggest that you do. Basically, he just decided to say yes to everything. So if someone told him to go to the Eiffel Tower, he would, or if someone told him to do a parachute jump, he would. Very funny book, well worth the read. ( look here ) Same concept, different wording, more influenced by a random man on a bus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 I missed the original 'washing the dog' convo, so I have no idea what you guys are on about. And, to be honest, I'm happy this way! 51993[/snapback] That's probably for the best tbh 51999[/snapback] My feelings entirely I have a sweet and innocent mind, and I do not want it sullied by the likes of you and Wacky. HF - have you read Danny Wallace's book Yes Man? I suggest that you do. Basically, he just decided to say yes to everything. So if someone told him to go to the Eiffel Tower, he would, or if someone told him to do a parachute jump, he would. Very funny book, well worth the read. ( look here ) Same concept, different wording, more influenced by a random man on a bus. 52001[/snapback] I'm not in the same league as Wacky/SO when it comes to euphemisms. I'd never even heard of a Monroe Transfer until the other week. In fact I'm still not sure how it works! (Don't google it btw!) Anyway, I'll have a gander at that book. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lou 0 Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 Monroe Transfer??? No, I reaaallllyy don't want to know. *scared* I was more talking to Happy Face about the book, but, yeh, it's all good! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 Monroe Transfer??? No, I reaaallllyy don't want to know. *scared* I was more talking to Happy Face about the book, but, yeh, it's all good! 52008[/snapback] Sorry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lou 0 Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 However, I in no way ban you from investigating the aforementioned book, you'll be glad to know. I'm nice like that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 However, I in no way ban you from investigating the aforementioned book, you'll be glad to know. I'm nice like that. 52012[/snapback] Cheers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lou 0 Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 You realise that when the other cool kids come back you're going to have to edit some bullying back into these posts, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 You realise that when the other cool kids come back you're going to have to edit some bullying back into these posts, right? 52018[/snapback] The other cool kids? You've met Gemmill haven't you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 2 Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 3. At what point did I become a potential murder victim? Born June 13th 1979, so I was conceived around September 13th 1978. I could be legally terminated within 24 weeks so it was 28th February 1979 that I was actually 'born'. February 27th I was nothing. 28th i was something. A ridiculous notion really. What the fuck's with this whole time limit? 51985[/snapback] Re the time limit thing - it is believed that a baby cannot survive outside before 24 weeks so this is the legal limit for abortion (however if it has severe congential abnormality then there is no limit - although this means that doctors decide what counts as severe enough - is that right?). Although most hospitals won't do terminations before 20 weeks. Whether or not you agree with abortion is whole other kettle of fish. Interesting point though -If a pregnant woman is murdered does it count as two offences? And if my mum was murdered when she was 20 weeks pregnant with me would the killer have been charged with two counts? I apologise for making the GRC all serious, but he started it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lou 0 Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 Obviously I needed to more shovel sarcasm onto my post, as opposed to sprinkle. And your answer made me giggle probably just a little too much. Have I ever mentioned how much I *HATE* this winking smily? >> It looks like it just got a bug in its eye or something. Or is having some sort of spasm. Or is looking into the sun. Or lost its eyepatch. Certainly 'oh yes, it's winking' is not what I first think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
luckyluke 2 Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 I think he looks like he's winking, but in a rather unneccessarily obvious way. It's akin to shouting DO NOT BE OFFENDED, FOR I AM ONLY JOKING when making throwaway comments in normal conversation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lou 0 Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 I so much prefered the old winky guy.... He's so cute and cheeky. He's like "teeheehee, I'm only joking, love you really!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 (edited) I so much prefered the old winky guy.... He's so cute and cheeky. He's like "teeheehee, I'm only joking, love you really!" 52043[/snapback] I prefer that winky too. EDIT: Edited November 2, 2005 by alex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lou 0 Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 I can't stop giggling at the fact that alex used the word 'winky'. I'm such a child. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shearergol 0 Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 Someone bottle Lou up and sell her in dark underground nightclubs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lou 0 Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 This is the second time (to my knowledge) that people on this board have suggested that I am bottled and sold. *thinks she might start taking security along to piss-ups in future* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 This is the second time (to my knowledge) that people on this board have suggested that I am bottled and sold. *thinks she might start taking security along to piss-ups in future* 52057[/snapback] Does anyone have a big enough liquidiser? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lou 0 Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 *sigh* If any of you lot were into Aussie musical comedy, then I could go "I think Eddie Perfect does!" and we'd all laugh until we fell off our chairs. But, alas, none of you are (fools, the lot of you!) and so instead you'd all just go 'what? huh? who?' and then I'd have to explain that he's an aussie musical comedian with a song about how he'd like to juice the girl that works in one of the juice bars in melbourne, because she's so perky and fresh and annoying. "it's not like i'm some psycho loser, it's not like i'd sexually abuse her, I just want to abduct the bitch, then chop her up and juice her." Incidently, he's one of the nicest people you could ever wish to meet. So, now we're all up to date........... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lou 0 Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 I think Eddie Perfect does! *laughs until she falls off her chair* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lou 0 Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 how he'd like to juice the girl that works in one of the juice bars in melbourne, because she's so perky and fresh and annoying.52062[/snapback] Haaaannnnggg oonnnnn........... Someone bottle Lou up and sell her in dark underground nightclubs. .... I think I'm on the verge of having my feelings hurt...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 *sigh* If any of you lot were into Aussie musical comedy52062[/snapback] Isn't everyone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lou 0 Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 You'd be surprised actually Well, in Melbourne at least, where there's tonnes of musical comedians around. Oh, and, an aussie musical comedian won the best newcomer award at edinburgh fest.... so..., again, " " (I love how I was just gonna leave this at the snappy-for-me "you'd be surprised"... but couldn't help myself but ramble on... haha, oh well!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted November 2, 2005 Share Posted November 2, 2005 You'd be surprised actually Well, in Melbourne at least, where there's tonnes of musical comedians around. Oh, and, an aussie musical comedian won the best newcomer award at edinburgh fest.... so..., again, " " (I love how I was just gonna leave this at the snappy-for-me "you'd be surprised"... but couldn't help myself but ramble on... haha, oh well!) 52067[/snapback] Yours surprised, Alex Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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