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[Ayatollah Hermione 13863]

Anyone used any good conveyancing solicitors in recent times? We’re in need of one and honestly don’t know where to start looking tbh. First time buyers if that’s any help. 

[strawb 4248]

There’s no such thing as a “good” one mate, just less shite.

 

The estate agents will be able to recommend one, but they will probably get a kick back if that bothers you

[Gemmill 44851]

I used Sintons last time I moved. Wifey called Rukhsanah. She sorted out my move prior to that as well (don't get divorced if you don't like moving house). She's pretty good - good at getting back in touch and not ignoring you.

 

It's all relative though, as Strawb says.

[Ayatollah Hermione 13863]

Well, that’s filled me with even more joy. Fired off a quick email to a couple, including Sintons but talk about a needle in a haystack. Just got to cross everything that we don’t get given a total knackerjack. Cheers, boys. I think 

Edited August 10, 2023 by Ayatollah Hermione

[trophyshy 7083]

7 hours ago, RobinRobin said:

i was at a party last week where Frodo was DJing.  

I got absolutely arseholed. 
 

[Dr Gloom 21915]

3 hours ago, Gemmill said:

I used Sintons last time I moved. Wifey called Rukhsanah. She sorted out my move prior to that as well (don't get divorced if you don't like moving house). She's pretty good - good at getting back in touch and not ignoring you.

 

It's all relative though, as Strawb says.

Did you move house? I don’t remember you mentioning that 

[wykikitoon 20129]

Just be prepared to keep pressure on them. Conveyancing is usually back of the queue for solicitors

 

[Blastronaut 1333]

1 hour ago, Dr Gloom said:

Did you move house? I don’t remember you mentioning that 

 

Totally appreciate this is sarcasm, but I have huge doubts Gemmill would've moved anything. He likely just has a new address and somebody else did all the heavy lifting. 

 

[RobinRobin 11263]

10 hours ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:

Anyone used any good conveyancing solicitors in recent times? We’re in need of one and honestly don’t know where to start looking tbh. First time buyers if that’s any help. 

Used to work at both Gibson & Co and David Gray & Co both of whom handle conveyancing.  Both are well respected firms in the City and although I am about 20+ years out of date, they seem to have the same teams with them, which is usually a good sign of the culture.

[wykikitoon 20129]

So dodge them. They'll all be old fucks who still use dot matrix printers and expect you to fax stuff through 

[The Fish 10856]

10 hours ago, Blastronaut said:

 

Totally appreciate this is sarcasm, but I have huge doubts Gemmill would've moved anything. He likely just has a new address and somebody else did all the heavy lifting. 

 

If you move house and you don't pay for someone else to move shit in for you, you're a fool and an embarrassment.

[Gemmill 44851]

I moved some of the plant pots from the garden. And when the smoking lass that was moving in turned up early and wanted to put something in the house, I carried that SHIRTLESS from the car for her.

[ewerk 30598]

Gemmill desperately trying and failing to impress his ex-wife's new girlfriend. Very on brand.

[RobinRobin 11263]

2 hours ago, wykikitoon said:

So dodge them. They'll all be old fucks who still use dot matrix printers and expect you to fax stuff through 

[Gemmill 44851]

7 minutes ago, ewerk said:

Gemmill desperately trying and failing to impress his ex-wife's new girlfriend. Very on brand.

 

That bitch had long since moved out. This was the house move us divorcees call THE DOWNSIZING.

[Renton 21606]

11 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

 

That bitch had long since moved out. This was the house move us divorcees call THE DOWNSIZING.

 

Next DOWNSIZE coming up.

 

[Gemmill 44851]

Listen fuckface, I don't understand your Simpsons references because I don't watch cartoons.

[RobinRobin 11263]

33 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

Listen fuckface, I don't understand your Simpsons references because I don't watch cartoons.

[Renton 21606]

37 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

Listen fuckface, I don't understand your Simpsons references because I don't watch cartoons.

 

Do you understand this?

 

[Gemmill 44851]

You like looking up little boy's anuses. Received and understood.

[RobinRobin 11263]

12 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

You like looking up little boy's anuses. Received and understood.

[Blastronaut 1333]

11 hours ago, The Fish said:

If you move house and you don't pay for someone else to move shit in for you, you're a fool and an embarrassment.

 

The true pro's simply feign illness, injury or just sheer ineptitude and get gullible friends and family to do all the legwork. 

 

I can't be sure but I think I learned this simple lifehack the hard way. From my in-laws.

[strawb 4248]

Have a few bookings today to look round wedding venues, brought my mam so obviously it’s turned into a trip round shite market towns in between the viewings so she can have a look in tat shops. 
 

And my new (second hand) car is fucked, so had to cram my fat arse into a fiat 500 all bastard day.

 

Great mood

[Monkeys Fist 42412]

Wait until you get the quotes from the venues 

[Alex 35077]

On 11/08/2023 at 03:33, RobinRobin said:

Used to work at both Gibson & Co and David Gray & Co both of whom handle conveyancing.  Both are well respected firms in the City and although I am about 20+ years out of date, they seem to have the same teams with them, which is usually a good sign of the culture.

David Gray used to have David Gray playing when they had you on hold on the phone. Probably a bit out of date these days 

Edited August 12, 2023 by Alex