Renton 20484 Posted December 23, 2022 Share Posted December 23, 2022 1 minute ago, ewerk said: When they find her body under the patio, along with the taxi queue lasses, he'll blame it on his heartburn. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41363 Posted December 23, 2022 Share Posted December 23, 2022 46 minutes ago, Gemmill said: How the fuck am I supposed to get this acid under control Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 34139 Posted December 23, 2022 Share Posted December 23, 2022 37 minutes ago, Christmas Tree said: Sex? Fuck that It just took the four kids to end that 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13621 Posted December 23, 2022 Share Posted December 23, 2022 I’ve never been one for over indulging on the scran over Christmas like. Don’t know how people do it, I’d be sitting there like Homer doing the steak challenge on The Simpsons. That’s my 75th chocolate of the hour Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 42777 Posted December 23, 2022 Share Posted December 23, 2022 I absolutely disgrace myself every year, strictly on sweet stuff. But now I'm taking Toonpack's wonder drug, I'm putting the pedal to the metal. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 10733 Posted December 24, 2022 Share Posted December 24, 2022 9 hours ago, Renton said: When they find her body under the patio, along with the taxi queue lasses, he'll blame it on MF. MF'dYP 😉 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 10733 Posted December 24, 2022 Share Posted December 24, 2022 10 hours ago, Gemmill said: I get notifications on my phone whenever anyone spends on the joint account. My lass went to M&S to "pick up a few food things for over the Christmas" 20 minutes ago. Just had the notification that she's spent £188.77, the fucking lunatic. How the fuck am I supposed to get this acid under control? Mrs G: "That's the Old Spice gift set bought." 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 8747 Posted December 24, 2022 Share Posted December 24, 2022 17 hours ago, Howmanheyman said: £11 for 14 tablets? Fuck that! 78.5p per 24 hours of acid free, drink and food carnage is a fucking bargain IMO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 34139 Posted December 24, 2022 Share Posted December 24, 2022 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 31713 Posted December 24, 2022 Share Posted December 24, 2022 18 hours ago, Renton said: He's right like. Any PPI will do such as omeprazole, esomeprazole, pantoprazole. Get them at the supermarket, pharmacists, or cheapest at B&M or Home Bargains. Less than a quid a tablet, next day you will be cured. Brilliant for hangovers too. 54 minutes ago, Toonpack said: 78.5p per 24 hours of acid free, drink and food carnage is a fucking bargain IMO Just discovered there's something along the lines of Renton's list that is available for £3.99 in B&Ms but hold the press, eldest daughter works in a pharmacy and says they're expensive but she has a couple of packets she was prescribed a few months ago so I can have it if I want but I should be recommended them by a doctor really. Dr Toonpack has recommended them and for a second opinion Dr Renton has concurred. So cost of tablets is £0.0 per 24 hours of acid free food and drink carnage. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4460 Posted December 24, 2022 Share Posted December 24, 2022 11 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said: Just discovered there's something along the lines of Renton's list that is available for £3.99 in B&Ms but hold the press, eldest daughter works in a pharmacy and says they're expensive but she has a couple of packets she was prescribed a few months ago so I can have it if I want but I should be recommended them by a doctor really. Dr Toonpack has recommended them and for a second opinion Dr Renton has concurred. So cost of tablets is £0.0 per 24 hours of acid free food and drink carnage. She doesn’t have any UTI tablets lying around does she Women ffs! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 31713 Posted December 24, 2022 Share Posted December 24, 2022 3 minutes ago, Christmas Tree said: She doesn’t have any UTI tablets lying around does she Women ffs! Probably! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 20484 Posted December 24, 2022 Share Posted December 24, 2022 Big story coming in the New year is the country is running out of antibiotics. People will probably die. Yes, it's a global issue but as usual government incompetence has made it worse than it should have been. Please don't have an accident or get ill this year folks. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4460 Posted December 24, 2022 Share Posted December 24, 2022 6 minutes ago, Renton said: Big story coming in the New year is the country is running out of antibiotics. People will probably die. Yes, it's a global issue but as usual government incompetence has made it worse than it should have been. Please don't have an accident or get ill this year folks. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 8747 Posted December 24, 2022 Share Posted December 24, 2022 32 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said: Just discovered there's something along the lines of Renton's list that is available for £3.99 in B&Ms but hold the press, eldest daughter works in a pharmacy and says they're expensive but she has a couple of packets she was prescribed a few months ago so I can have it if I want but I should be recommended them by a doctor really. Dr Toonpack has recommended them and for a second opinion Dr Renton has concurred. So cost of tablets is £0.0 per 24 hours of acid free food and drink carnage. Shoplifting is not considered "working in a pharmacy" Fagin. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 20484 Posted December 24, 2022 Share Posted December 24, 2022 7 minutes ago, Christmas Tree said: Shoot the messenger all you like. A friend I know has a sick child who needs antibiotics and has tried 12 pharmacies without success. I've got mates in NHS BSA who are pretty worried about the current state and have been put on standby over xmas. On top of that we have all the strike action, the NHS is falling apart man. I'll resist saying its because of your government. But it is, https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-63970339 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4460 Posted December 24, 2022 Share Posted December 24, 2022 1 minute ago, Renton said: Shoot the messenger all you like. A friend I know has a sick child who needs antibiotics and has tried 12 pharmacies without success. I've got mates in NHS BSA who are pretty worried about the current state and have been put on standby over xmas. On top of that we have all the strike action, the NHS is falling apart man. I'll resist saying its because of your government. But it is, https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-63970339 It’s Christmas Eve man, cheer up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 8747 Posted December 24, 2022 Share Posted December 24, 2022 34 minutes ago, Christmas Tree said: It’s Christmas Eve man, cheer up YAY it's an appropriated pagan festival, how dare anyone worry about things that will cause suffering. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 20484 Posted December 24, 2022 Share Posted December 24, 2022 39 minutes ago, Christmas Tree said: It’s Christmas Eve man, cheer up I'll take a day off tomorrow. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4460 Posted December 24, 2022 Share Posted December 24, 2022 On 23/12/2022 at 15:15, Toonpack said: Nexium is the answer, you can thank me later. Sorted 👍 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 42777 Posted December 26, 2022 Share Posted December 26, 2022 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 42777 Posted December 26, 2022 Share Posted December 26, 2022 Obviously I've got 2FA cos I'm not a STUPID CUNT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 29547 Posted December 26, 2022 Share Posted December 26, 2022 (edited) I think the point is more if you use the same password across various sites. Edited December 26, 2022 by ewerk Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 42777 Posted December 26, 2022 Share Posted December 26, 2022 I think the point is that I don't AND I have 2FA because it's 2022 and I'm a fucking smart cookie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blastronaut 1317 Posted December 26, 2022 Share Posted December 26, 2022 My oldest is nearly 12 and much fucking smarter than me when it comes to passwords. Ive been recycling variations the same four passwords for about 20 years, she uses a password generator for each new account and keeps fucking notepads full of what looks like total jibberish but is actually some kind of cypher. She tried to explain one of her older methods for her coded notes recently and my brain just shut down the same way it did at Uni when I was first introduced to hexadecimal and calculus. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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