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17 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

Fuck knows, he's the swimmer dude. 

 

I've just had my first bit of Christmas cake. Two weeks of heartburn starts HERE. 

 

I've had it the last couple of days through eating shite I normally wouldn't, had a lush chicken fajita meal last night but three cans and a bottle of wine had it flaring up again today. 

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4 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

 

I've had it the last couple of days through eating shite I normally wouldn't, had a lush chicken fajita meal last night but three cans and a bottle of wine had it flaring up again today. 

 

It's fucking desperate man. I drink more Gaviscon than booze over the Christmas. 

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12 minutes ago, Toonpack said:

 

Nexium is the answer, you can thank me later.

 

He's right like. Any PPI will do such as omeprazole, esomeprazole, pantoprazole. Get them at the supermarket, pharmacists, or cheapest at B&M or Home Bargains. Less than a quid a tablet, next day you will be cured. Brilliant for hangovers too. 

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9 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

I've had a couple of mouthfuls of gaviscon today as well. Rest of the year I barely need it. :lol:

 

Gaviscon is shite, it doesn't address the underlying issue. Trust me, I'm in the (legal) drug peddling game. 

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1 hour ago, Kid Dynamite said:


Course he is. Lockdown, vaccines, immigrants, abortion, trans rights...

 

I'm not sure he believes any of it, but it's the only way he can pay his mortgage these days. Probably cries himself to sleep 

That’s what I meant really. I remember seeing the odd clip of him on things like Question Time. I think the ‘I’m being discriminated against for being white and straight’ etc is a genuinely held belief on his part. Despite being not very talented but having doors opened for him because of his name. The anti-lockdown / vax stuff - aye, probably doesn’t believe a word of it but it’s his only option these days, the absolute grifter. 

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4 minutes ago, Renton said:

 

He's right like. Any PPI will do such as omeprazole, esomeprazole, pantoprazole. Get them at the supermarket, pharmacists, or cheapest at B&M or Home Bargains. Less than a quid a tablet, next day you will be cured. Brilliant for hangovers too. 

 

I mean giving me this information now is next to no use. I'll have to go to the pharmacy tomorrow and fight through all the people buying last minute Old Spice gift sets. 

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2 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

£11 for 14 tablets? Fuck that! :lol: 

 

Nearer £4 for 7 at said mentioned bargain shops (don't buy branded). Honestly, they will literally prevent you getting any nausea provided you act within reason, pretty much a miracle drug and well worth it. I'd pay 10 times that personally when I was drinking (don't need them now). 

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3 minutes ago, ewerk said:

Or simply have a child that has reflux.

 

Though then again if any of you were young enough for that you wouldn’t be getting indigestion in the first place.

 

Give it ten years, you'll have the kid AND heartburn, DICKHEAD! 

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3 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

Tbh a bit of gaviscon does for the heartburn, very rarely have nausea the day after a good drink just maybe a bit of a headache and feel fucked, possibly heartburn.

 

I'm including heart burn as nausea here. These drugs literally stop you stomach producing acid. Like a lot of medicines available OTC here, you couldn't buy them legally in a lot of countries. Talking of which, anyone here tried viagra? @Christmas Tree ;)

 

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I get notifications on my phone whenever anyone spends on the joint account. My lass went to M&S to "pick up a few food things for over the Christmas" 20 minutes ago. 

 

Just had the notification that she's spent £188.77, the fucking lunatic. :lol:

 

How the fuck am I supposed to get this acid under control? 

 

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2 minutes ago, Renton said:

 

I'm including heart burn as nausea here. These drugs literally stop you stomach producing acid. Like a lot of medicines available OTC here, you couldn't buy them legally in a lot of countries. Talking of which, anyone here tried viagra? @Christmas Tree ;)

 

 

As soon as she gets back I'm going to the pharmacy to buy some of this wonder stuff. Can I just take one a day for the next two weeks and skate through the whole Christmas like I've got the guts of a 20 year old. 

 

By about the 27th I usually feel like a tube of brown toothpaste, just constantly shitting out the horrible stuff I've been eating. Is this gonna solve this issue too? :lol:

 

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7 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

 

As soon as she gets back I'm going to the pharmacy to buy some of this wonder stuff. Can I just take one a day for the next two weeks and skate through the whole Christmas like I've got the guts of a 20 year old. 

 

By about the 27th I usually feel like a tube of brown toothpaste, just constantly shitting out the horrible stuff I've been eating. Is this gonna solve this issue too? :lol:

 

 

Basically yes, 1 a day for however long you need it, takes about 12 hours to take proper effect. Not sure about your shits so much, will probably help a bit, but I'd recommend eating more fibre for that ;).  

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16 minutes ago, Renton said:

 

I'm including heart burn as nausea here. These drugs literally stop you stomach producing acid. Like a lot of medicines available OTC here, you couldn't buy them legally in a lot of countries. Talking of which, anyone here tried viagra? @Christmas Tree ;)

 


Sex?

 

Fuck that :lol: 

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13 minutes ago, Renton said:

 

Basically yes, 1 a day for however long you need it, takes about 12 hours to take proper effect. Not sure about your shits so much, will probably help a bit, but I'd recommend eating more fibre for that ;).  

 

I've got it! 14 tablets. 

 

I nearly screamed IIIIIIIIIITS CHRIIIIISTMAAAAAS in the pharmacy lass's face with excitement 

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41 minutes ago, Gemmill said:

I get notifications on my phone whenever anyone spends on the joint account. My lass went to M&S to "pick up a few food things for over the Christmas" 20 minutes ago. 

 

Just had the notification that she's spent £188.77, the fucking lunatic. :lol:

 

 

 

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