Monkeys Fist 45827 Posted December 23, 2022 Share Posted December 23, 2022 No idea who he is, but I’m guessing he’s from Southampton? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 51128 Posted December 23, 2022 Share Posted December 23, 2022 Fuck knows, he's the swimmer dude. I've just had my first bit of Christmas cake. Two weeks of heartburn starts HERE. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 37118 Posted December 23, 2022 Share Posted December 23, 2022 On 23/12/2022 at 14:49, Gemmill said: Fuck knows, he's the swimmer dude. I've just had my first bit of Christmas cake. Two weeks of heartburn starts HERE. Expand I've had it the last couple of days through eating shite I normally wouldn't, had a lush chicken fajita meal last night but three cans and a bottle of wine had it flaring up again today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 51128 Posted December 23, 2022 Share Posted December 23, 2022 On 23/12/2022 at 15:08, Howmanheyman said: I've had it the last couple of days through eating shite I normally wouldn't, had a lush chicken fajita meal last night but three cans and a bottle of wine had it flaring up again today. Expand It's fucking desperate man. I drink more Gaviscon than booze over the Christmas. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 11785 Posted December 23, 2022 Share Posted December 23, 2022 On 23/12/2022 at 15:13, Gemmill said: It's fucking desperate man. I drink more Gaviscon than booze over the Christmas. Expand Nexium is the answer, you can thank me later. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 37118 Posted December 23, 2022 Share Posted December 23, 2022 I've had a couple of mouthfuls of gaviscon today as well. Rest of the year I barely need it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 24198 Posted December 23, 2022 Share Posted December 23, 2022 On 23/12/2022 at 15:15, Toonpack said: Nexium is the answer, you can thank me later. Expand He's right like. Any PPI will do such as omeprazole, esomeprazole, pantoprazole. Get them at the supermarket, pharmacists, or cheapest at B&M or Home Bargains. Less than a quid a tablet, next day you will be cured. Brilliant for hangovers too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 24198 Posted December 23, 2022 Share Posted December 23, 2022 On 23/12/2022 at 15:22, Howmanheyman said: I've had a couple of mouthfuls of gaviscon today as well. Rest of the year I barely need it. Expand Gaviscon is shite, it doesn't address the underlying issue. Trust me, I'm in the (legal) drug peddling game. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 37279 Posted December 23, 2022 Share Posted December 23, 2022 On 23/12/2022 at 14:07, Kid Dynamite said: Course he is. Lockdown, vaccines, immigrants, abortion, trans rights... I'm not sure he believes any of it, but it's the only way he can pay his mortgage these days. Probably cries himself to sleep Expand That’s what I meant really. I remember seeing the odd clip of him on things like Question Time. I think the ‘I’m being discriminated against for being white and straight’ etc is a genuinely held belief on his part. Despite being not very talented but having doors opened for him because of his name. The anti-lockdown / vax stuff - aye, probably doesn’t believe a word of it but it’s his only option these days, the absolute grifter. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 51128 Posted December 23, 2022 Share Posted December 23, 2022 On 23/12/2022 at 15:32, Renton said: He's right like. Any PPI will do such as omeprazole, esomeprazole, pantoprazole. Get them at the supermarket, pharmacists, or cheapest at B&M or Home Bargains. Less than a quid a tablet, next day you will be cured. Brilliant for hangovers too. Expand I mean giving me this information now is next to no use. I'll have to go to the pharmacy tomorrow and fight through all the people buying last minute Old Spice gift sets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 37118 Posted December 23, 2022 Share Posted December 23, 2022 On 23/12/2022 at 15:15, Toonpack said: Nexium is the answer, you can thank me later. Expand £11 for 14 tablets? Fuck that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 51128 Posted December 23, 2022 Share Posted December 23, 2022 Amazon will do same day delivery if I buy £40 worth. Let's get a consortium together. The Axis of Acid. Who's in? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 24198 Posted December 23, 2022 Share Posted December 23, 2022 On 23/12/2022 at 15:38, Howmanheyman said: £11 for 14 tablets? Fuck that! Expand Nearer £4 for 7 at said mentioned bargain shops (don't buy branded). Honestly, they will literally prevent you getting any nausea provided you act within reason, pretty much a miracle drug and well worth it. I'd pay 10 times that personally when I was drinking (don't need them now). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 33631 Posted December 23, 2022 Share Posted December 23, 2022 Or simply have a child that has reflux. Though then again if any of you were young enough for that you wouldn’t be getting indigestion in the first place. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 37118 Posted December 23, 2022 Share Posted December 23, 2022 Tbh a bit of gaviscon does for the heartburn, very rarely have nausea the day after a good drink just maybe a bit of a headache and feel fucked, possibly heartburn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 51128 Posted December 23, 2022 Share Posted December 23, 2022 On 23/12/2022 at 15:48, ewerk said: Or simply have a child that has reflux. Though then again if any of you were young enough for that you wouldn’t be getting indigestion in the first place. Expand Give it ten years, you'll have the kid AND heartburn, DICKHEAD! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 24198 Posted December 23, 2022 Share Posted December 23, 2022 On 23/12/2022 at 15:48, Howmanheyman said: Tbh a bit of gaviscon does for the heartburn, very rarely have nausea the day after a good drink just maybe a bit of a headache and feel fucked, possibly heartburn. Expand I'm including heart burn as nausea here. These drugs literally stop you stomach producing acid. Like a lot of medicines available OTC here, you couldn't buy them legally in a lot of countries. Talking of which, anyone here tried viagra? @Christmas Tree 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 51128 Posted December 23, 2022 Share Posted December 23, 2022 I get notifications on my phone whenever anyone spends on the joint account. My lass went to M&S to "pick up a few food things for over the Christmas" 20 minutes ago. Just had the notification that she's spent £188.77, the fucking lunatic. How the fuck am I supposed to get this acid under control? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 24198 Posted December 23, 2022 Share Posted December 23, 2022 On 23/12/2022 at 15:57, Gemmill said: How the fuck am I supposed to get this acid under control? Expand FFS, use a PPI. Phone your lass and ask her to pick some up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 51128 Posted December 23, 2022 Share Posted December 23, 2022 On 23/12/2022 at 15:55, Renton said: I'm including heart burn as nausea here. These drugs literally stop you stomach producing acid. Like a lot of medicines available OTC here, you couldn't buy them legally in a lot of countries. Talking of which, anyone here tried viagra? @Christmas Tree Expand As soon as she gets back I'm going to the pharmacy to buy some of this wonder stuff. Can I just take one a day for the next two weeks and skate through the whole Christmas like I've got the guts of a 20 year old. By about the 27th I usually feel like a tube of brown toothpaste, just constantly shitting out the horrible stuff I've been eating. Is this gonna solve this issue too? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 24198 Posted December 23, 2022 Share Posted December 23, 2022 On 23/12/2022 at 15:59, Gemmill said: As soon as she gets back I'm going to the pharmacy to buy some of this wonder stuff. Can I just take one a day for the next two weeks and skate through the whole Christmas like I've got the guts of a 20 year old. By about the 27th I usually feel like a tube of brown toothpaste, just constantly shitting out the horrible stuff I've been eating. Is this gonna solve this issue too? Expand Basically yes, 1 a day for however long you need it, takes about 12 hours to take proper effect. Not sure about your shits so much, will probably help a bit, but I'd recommend eating more fibre for that . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 5209 Posted December 23, 2022 Share Posted December 23, 2022 On 23/12/2022 at 15:55, Renton said: I'm including heart burn as nausea here. These drugs literally stop you stomach producing acid. Like a lot of medicines available OTC here, you couldn't buy them legally in a lot of countries. Talking of which, anyone here tried viagra? @Christmas Tree Expand Sex? Fuck that 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 51128 Posted December 23, 2022 Share Posted December 23, 2022 On 23/12/2022 at 16:09, Renton said: Basically yes, 1 a day for however long you need it, takes about 12 hours to take proper effect. Not sure about your shits so much, will probably help a bit, but I'd recommend eating more fibre for that . Expand I've got it! 14 tablets. I nearly screamed IIIIIIIIIITS CHRIIIIISTMAAAAAS in the pharmacy lass's face with excitement 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 51128 Posted December 23, 2022 Share Posted December 23, 2022 I'm gonna test it out by eating half the chocolate panettone my lass has just got at M&S. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 33631 Posted December 23, 2022 Share Posted December 23, 2022 On 23/12/2022 at 15:57, Gemmill said: I get notifications on my phone whenever anyone spends on the joint account. My lass went to M&S to "pick up a few food things for over the Christmas" 20 minutes ago. Just had the notification that she's spent £188.77, the fucking lunatic. Expand 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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