Jump to content

General Random Conversation..


Scottish Mag
 Share

Recommended Posts

Have you got the workwear yet? Manky, oily jeans that show your arse and manky t-shirt with manky jumper for winter? Also, have you been informed of the strict hygiene rules as in it being compulsory to never wash and stink of sweat? I think it'll suit you to the ground, MF. Chuffed for you. :lol: (You'll also need a 25 year old, never washed, football flag to hang at the back of your cab, don't forget). :good:

  • Haha 6
Link to comment
Share on other sites

1 hour ago, Toonpack said:

 

He'll have to pass the theory test first, the one that calculates how you get past with the 0.05 mph differential JUST as the crawler lane ends on the A1

xOTSD? 

  • Haha 3
Link to comment
Share on other sites

Just send me up with them, I'll tune the TV in and shit like that and will keep their sexual needs satisfied without getting them up the stick as I had the snip years ago. Everyone's a winner. :good: 

  • Haha 6
Link to comment
Share on other sites

2 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

Just send me up with them, I'll tune the TV in and shit like that and will keep their sexual needs satisfied without getting them up the stick as I had the snip years ago. Everyone's a winner. :good: 

 

Mind, it would be a right faff trying to get those jump suits off let alone attempt intercourse with a woman who is for all intents and purposes in freefall. I'd probably just have to settle for a nice cup of tea in my sippy cup. Ooooh, there's me slipper floating off again! 

  • Haha 4
Link to comment
Share on other sites

24 minutes ago, Howmanheyman said:

Just send me up with them, I'll tune the TV in and shit like that and will keep their sexual needs satisfied without getting them up the stick as I had the snip years ago. Everyone's a winner. :good: 

 

You'll get no argument from Fish, he wouldn't go, zero G in space, even he would find updating the spreadsheet of that journey a tad tedious.

  • Haha 5
Link to comment
Share on other sites

10 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said:

The Fists are going to the Panto* tonight. 
 

OH YES WE ARE! 
 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*this won’t feel the same because of Saudi Arabia, obvs. 

I thought that was BEHIND YOU 

  • Haha 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now
 Share

×
×
  • Create New...

Important Information

We have placed cookies on your device to help make this website better. You can adjust your cookie settings, otherwise we'll assume you're okay to continue.