Blastronaut 1344 Posted October 6, 2022 Share Posted October 6, 2022 I'm not having any of this. Cardiacs "Dog-like Sparky" takes the crown here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 22032 Posted October 6, 2022 Share Posted October 6, 2022 3 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: Come on! Fuck me, that's a blast from the past. Love that song, it's not about wanking though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33946 Posted October 7, 2022 Share Posted October 7, 2022 Songs about wanking, did you say? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10977 Posted October 7, 2022 Share Posted October 7, 2022 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spongebob toonpants 4165 Posted October 7, 2022 Share Posted October 7, 2022 (edited) Queen Britney Edited October 7, 2022 by spongebob toonpants To spoil Robin Robin's joke 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43223 Posted October 7, 2022 Share Posted October 7, 2022 9 hours ago, Renton said: Fuck me, that's a blast from the past. Love that song, it's not about wanking though. Yes it is, wanker. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RobinRobin 11641 Posted October 7, 2022 Share Posted October 7, 2022 40 minutes ago, spongebob toonpants said: Queen Briney Salty 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 22032 Posted October 7, 2022 Share Posted October 7, 2022 26 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: Yes it is, wanker. Not according the lyricist you chicken choking monkey spanker. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spongebob toonpants 4165 Posted October 7, 2022 Share Posted October 7, 2022 13 minutes ago, Renton said: Not according the lyricist you chicken choking monkey spanker. However according to the lyrics Quote Body and beats I stain my sheets I don't even know why 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 31237 Posted October 7, 2022 Share Posted October 7, 2022 He's clearly talking about doing a Stevie. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43223 Posted October 7, 2022 Share Posted October 7, 2022 37 minutes ago, Renton said: Not according the lyricist you chicken choking monkey spanker. Aye, he said that in his 30s, about a song he wrote (about wanking) in his teens. He’s wrong, I’m right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 22032 Posted October 7, 2022 Share Posted October 7, 2022 31 minutes ago, spongebob toonpants said: However according to the lyrics Premature ejaculation. He dumps his load before he even starts. That's why his girl friend is crying. Regardless, I need to add this to my play list, brings back great memories of disappointing all my girlfriends and my wife for the last 25 years. 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 17730 Posted October 7, 2022 Share Posted October 7, 2022 1 hour ago, The Fish said: An overlooked classic Dave, think you win this 👍 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14020 Posted October 7, 2022 Share Posted October 7, 2022 This song is also not about wanking Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43223 Posted October 7, 2022 Share Posted October 7, 2022 Neither’s this, but I love it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 22032 Posted October 7, 2022 Share Posted October 7, 2022 18 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: Neither’s this, but I love it Winona's big brown beaver? Kind of related, in my case. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15742 Posted October 7, 2022 Share Posted October 7, 2022 On 03/10/2022 at 17:01, Meenzer said: I can cope with that. Thursday, I've got my eye on you... Turned out all right considering. Albeit with a "slight" tailwind to keep things interesting up on the crags 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 4411 Posted October 7, 2022 Share Posted October 7, 2022 https://youtu.be/0TEsq4ZvoyY Another song about wanking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43223 Posted October 7, 2022 Share Posted October 7, 2022 2 hours ago, Meenzer said: Turned out all right considering. Albeit with a "slight" tailwind to keep things interesting up on the crags We’re posting about wanking, not walking, silly. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35662 Posted October 8, 2022 Share Posted October 8, 2022 My eldest has an away game tomorrow. 9.30 meet for a 10 am start at….Berwick ffs 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43223 Posted October 8, 2022 Share Posted October 8, 2022 Great microbrewery there- Bear Claw. https://www.bearclawbrewery.com/ Make the trip worthwhile 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35662 Posted October 9, 2022 Share Posted October 9, 2022 (edited) Good news is they won 4-1. Bad news is it was a fucking cup game so we’ll be back up for the league fixture next month Edited October 9, 2022 by Alex 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Craig 6700 Posted October 10, 2022 Share Posted October 10, 2022 Just had notification of my rent increase come through. My tenancy agreement is subject to an annual increase in line with the CPI. All I can say is thank fuck I signed an agreement that has a 5% cap on increases!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holden McGroin 6793 Posted October 10, 2022 Share Posted October 10, 2022 Its well naughty that landlords are putting prices up. Suppose they might be screwed with the buy-to-rent mortgages. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10977 Posted October 10, 2022 Share Posted October 10, 2022 8 minutes ago, Holden McGroin said: Its well naughty that landlords are putting prices up. Suppose they might be screwed with the buy-to-rent mortgages. If it's too expensive for them to run a house for profit, sell the house. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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