Meenzer 15526 Posted September 2, 2005 Share Posted September 2, 2005 I've heard a few chat-up lines in my time, but that one's new to me... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilchard Chops 0 Posted September 3, 2005 Share Posted September 3, 2005 I'm not into kidnapping Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilchard Chops 0 Posted September 3, 2005 Share Posted September 3, 2005 I'm not into kidnapping 27532[/snapback] PS do gays have a grab a Grandad night (no offence meant) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15526 Posted September 3, 2005 Share Posted September 3, 2005 I'm not into kidnapping 27532[/snapback] PS do gays have a grab a Grandad night (no offence meant) 27534[/snapback] "Snag yourself a Sugar Daddy" maybe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Southern Geordie 1 Posted September 3, 2005 Share Posted September 3, 2005 Alreet.. Just got back from a 2 week holiday.. Anybody missed me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilchard Chops 0 Posted September 3, 2005 Share Posted September 3, 2005 I'm not into kidnapping 27532[/snapback] PS do gays have a grab a Grandad night (no offence meant) 27534[/snapback] "Snag yourself a Sugar Daddy" maybe 27536[/snapback] night god bless A Random Conversation 22:31] happyclever: WAT R U DOING [23:09] yapunis: I AM LOOKING AT MY COMPUTER DISPLAY [23:43] happyclever: WAT IS TAT [24:14] yapunis: YOU DUN KNOW WHAT IS COMPUTER? OR YOU DUN KNOW WHAT IS DISPLAY? OR U DUNNO BOTH? [25:39] happyclever: I DON UNDERSTAND U SEE TAT FOR WAT [26:13] yapunis: IF I DUN SEE THAT HOW I READ WHAT U TYPE? [26:39] happyclever: don understand [26:55] yapunis: I THINK U BETTER GET DICTIONARY [27:09] happyclever: SOLI [27:20] yapunis: WHICH SCHOOL U FROM? [27:29] happyclever: I JUZ FORM 3 [27:44] yapunis: I ASK WHICH SCHOOL. DIN ASK YOU WHICH FORM [28:10] happyclever: TONG SAMPAH [28:32] yapunis: WHY U STUDY IN TONG SAMPAH? I THOUGHT THAT'S THE PLACE OF YOUR ORIGIN? [29:20] happyclever: SOLI [29:51] happyclever: TAT SCH VERY TERUK 1 [29:56] happyclever: MY ENG NOT GOOD [32:06] yapunis: OH OK. MINE 2 [32:32] yapunis: BUT IT'S TECHNICALLY POSSIBLE TO *** ONESELF FROM *** FOUND IN TONG SAMPAH. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted September 3, 2005 Share Posted September 3, 2005 I'm not into kidnapping 27532[/snapback] PS do gays have a grab a Grandad night (no offence meant) 27534[/snapback] "Snag yourself a Sugar Daddy" maybe 27536[/snapback] night god bless A Random Conversation 22:31] happyclever: WAT R U DOING [23:09] yapunis: I AM LOOKING AT MY COMPUTER DISPLAY [23:43] happyclever: WAT IS TAT [24:14] yapunis: YOU DUN KNOW WHAT IS COMPUTER? OR YOU DUN KNOW WHAT IS DISPLAY? OR U DUNNO BOTH? [25:39] happyclever: I DON UNDERSTAND U SEE TAT FOR WAT [26:13] yapunis: IF I DUN SEE THAT HOW I READ WHAT U TYPE? [26:39] happyclever: don understand [26:55] yapunis: I THINK U BETTER GET DICTIONARY [27:09] happyclever: SOLI [27:20] yapunis: WHICH SCHOOL U FROM? [27:29] happyclever: I JUZ FORM 3 [27:44] yapunis: I ASK WHICH SCHOOL. DIN ASK YOU WHICH FORM [28:10] happyclever: TONG SAMPAH [28:32] yapunis: WHY U STUDY IN TONG SAMPAH? I THOUGHT THAT'S THE PLACE OF YOUR ORIGIN? [29:20] happyclever: SOLI [29:51] happyclever: TAT SCH VERY TERUK 1 [29:56] happyclever: MY ENG NOT GOOD [32:06] yapunis: OH OK. MINE 2 [32:32] yapunis: BUT IT'S TECHNICALLY POSSIBLE TO *** ONESELF FROM *** FOUND IN TONG SAMPAH. 27538[/snapback] That's the sort of conversation I imagine Dyer and Bramble would have Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sima Posted September 3, 2005 Share Posted September 3, 2005 OMG ROFFLE AT THAT CONVO!!!!1111ONEONE111!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
themags 0 Posted September 5, 2005 Share Posted September 5, 2005 first time ever, not one person on my MSN list is online i'm that board i'm having to do some work Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sima Posted September 5, 2005 Share Posted September 5, 2005 I try to avoid people on my MSN list as most of them are cretins. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lou 0 Posted September 6, 2005 Share Posted September 6, 2005 Well, in the space of just one weekend I..... 1. Got to see 3 of my aussie comedy boys - two of which are two of my favourites 2. Got a big hug off Tim Minchin (OK, this ties in with number 1, but meh) 3. Got the BIGGEST hug EVER off Eddie Perfect (again ties in with number 1). Y'know those hugs where you don't think they're ever gonna let go, and that's perfectly fine with you? Mmmhmm, one of those. 4. Was called beautiful by one of the hottest, wonderfullest guys I know (who just happens to be 27, live in australia, and have a long-term girlfriend... but meh, minor details!!) (this also ties in with numbers 3 and 1) 5. Got an email off one of my favouritest circus boys 6. Found a circus shop in London and had a lovely chat with the guy that worked in there..... daaamn i love circus boys. OK, so, I'm done now. I'm just going to sit and smile like I have been doing ever since Eddie's gig on Saturday night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
emperor_k 1 Posted September 6, 2005 Share Posted September 6, 2005 All I did laast weekend was sit and watch tv. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lou 0 Posted September 6, 2005 Share Posted September 6, 2005 If I was to have a number 7 on my list... it would be... 7. watched lots of TV. But it kinda ruined my trend of so I left it out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mark 0 Posted September 6, 2005 Share Posted September 6, 2005 Well, in the space of just one weekend I..... 1. Got to see 3 of my aussie comedy boys - two of which are two of my favourites 2. Got a big hug off Tim Minchin (OK, this ties in with number 1, but meh) 3. Got the BIGGEST hug EVER off Eddie Perfect (again ties in with number 1). Y'know those hugs where you don't think they're ever gonna let go, and that's perfectly fine with you? Mmmhmm, one of those. 4. Was called beautiful by one of the hottest, wonderfullest guys I know (who just happens to be 27, live in australia, and have a long-term girlfriend... but meh, minor details!!) (this also ties in with numbers 3 and 1) 5. Got an email off one of my favouritest circus boys 6. Found a circus shop in London and had a lovely chat with the guy that worked in there..... daaamn i love circus boys. OK, so, I'm done now. I'm just going to sit and smile like I have been doing ever since Eddie's gig on Saturday night. 29384[/snapback] Get around abit don't you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sima Posted September 6, 2005 Share Posted September 6, 2005 Bum grapes aren't healthy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted September 6, 2005 Share Posted September 6, 2005 I won the pub quiz on a tie break tonight \o/ Question was - what is the total running time of the Lord of the rings extended editions? I guessed 660 and the answer was 654. How sad is that? I was within 6 minutes. I was rightly abused as the nerd I am. Still, free meal for 2...... as if someone with that kind of knowledge has a lass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted September 6, 2005 Share Posted September 6, 2005 I won the pub quiz on a tie break tonight \o/ Question was - what is the total running time of the Lord of the rings extended editions? I guessed 660 and the answer was 654. How sad is that? I was within 6 minutes. I was rightly abused as the nerd I am. Still, free meal for 2...... as if someone with that kind of knowledge has a lass. 29404[/snapback] Sorry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 9775 Posted September 7, 2005 Share Posted September 7, 2005 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Lou 0 Posted September 7, 2005 Share Posted September 7, 2005 I'm disturbed that I've heard someone tell that joke, Isegrim,... but with the Queen as the main female character....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sima Posted September 7, 2005 Share Posted September 7, 2005 at the strip Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
emperor_k 1 Posted September 7, 2005 Share Posted September 7, 2005 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted September 7, 2005 Share Posted September 7, 2005 Took me 3 reads to understand Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lou 0 Posted September 7, 2005 Share Posted September 7, 2005 Y'know what I reckon possibly the worst name ever is? Dwayne. How can a parent look at their newborn baby and go.... "well..... wayne's just not enough...!!"??* *comment stolen lovingly off Eddie Perfect Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sima Posted September 7, 2005 Share Posted September 7, 2005 My name's not Dwayne. It's Mohammed Abdullar Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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