trophyshy 7066 Posted January 21, 2022 Share Posted January 21, 2022 Fair fucks to him, I will be in about 8 hours. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10674 Posted January 21, 2022 Share Posted January 21, 2022 34 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: Two apologies in as many sentences. Peak Rayvin, folks. edit; just saw Fish’s post above. Am I fuck apologising though, mines more betterer. Sorry? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41936 Posted January 21, 2022 Share Posted January 21, 2022 6 minutes ago, Dr Gloom said: ken two bottles of queensland shriaz deep Gloom just one behind him 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 34745 Posted January 21, 2022 Share Posted January 21, 2022 Ken will insist it’s Hunter Valley I’d have thought 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken 119 Posted January 21, 2022 Share Posted January 21, 2022 Shhhh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 9129 Posted January 21, 2022 Share Posted January 21, 2022 (edited) We’ll looks like I’m being dragged off to the pub by the dog again, later gents Edited January 21, 2022 by Toonpack 2 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13762 Posted January 21, 2022 Share Posted January 21, 2022 If I was behind a bar and a dog was standing like that, I’d definitely sneak it a half. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44186 Posted January 21, 2022 Share Posted January 21, 2022 @ewerkbet 365 fivers on the racing again tomorrow. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30176 Posted January 21, 2022 Share Posted January 21, 2022 Good man yerself. Killer Clown to win. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4676 Posted January 22, 2022 Share Posted January 22, 2022 11 minutes ago, Ant said: Just change them all to led bulbs and forget about it, they could leave every light in the house going 24/7 and it wouldn't make a dent, like 20 per bulb a month or something. Ah right. 👍. They are all led so I’ll give them all a break (or nag at them to help walk the fucking dog they emotionally blackmailed me to get with promises to take turns!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41936 Posted January 22, 2022 Share Posted January 22, 2022 58 minutes ago, Christmas Tree said: or nag at them to help walk the fucking dog they emotionally blackmailed me to get with promises to take turns!!!! Should’ve kept that treadmill.… 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 34745 Posted January 22, 2022 Share Posted January 22, 2022 (edited) Everyone in the house wanted a second dog which I agreed to assuming I’d have to pick up the extra shite and do the walking 99% of the time (conservative estimate). Sometimes it’s not good being right. Also greyhounds eat and shit like a fucking horse Edited January 22, 2022 by Alex 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41936 Posted January 22, 2022 Share Posted January 22, 2022 7 minutes ago, Alex said: Also greyhounds eat and shit like a fucking horse Don’t they sleep for 90% of the time then go insane for the remaining 10% ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 34745 Posted January 22, 2022 Share Posted January 22, 2022 4 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: Don’t they sleep for 90% of the time then go insane for the remaining 10% ? She’s pretty chilled now she’s settled in but I think a lot of them have a pretty odd life compared to normal dogs if they’re a rescued ex-racer like her. Because they haven’t had that human interaction as puppies you’d normally. But especially in the early days she was much more settled if she had a walk which included some ‘zoonoses’ off the lead. They are notorious for sleeping a lot and commandeering the sofa. Which she does although she’s not quite as bad as some. They can be known to sleep 16 hours a day I’ve read Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 34745 Posted January 22, 2022 Share Posted January 22, 2022 5 minutes ago, Ant said: That's the only upside ours is a mini daschund so isn't too bad for either walks or volume of shite 😂. Suz would like a whippet but I'm not kean, world prefer mini schnauzer. Least the prices have came down a fair whack was going be around 2k when we first looked It’s been good for my mental health with working from home etc (having to walk them, especially the greyhound, not picking up their shit). But it’s a pain in the arse sometimes, obviously. Got some decent waterproof gear like, which helps. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41936 Posted January 22, 2022 Share Posted January 22, 2022 1 minute ago, Alex said: They can be known to sleep 16 hours a day I’ve read Dog teenagers then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 34745 Posted January 22, 2022 Share Posted January 22, 2022 Just now, Monkeys Fist said: Dog teenagers then. Basically, aye Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41936 Posted January 22, 2022 Share Posted January 22, 2022 7 minutes ago, Ant said: a mini daschund so isn't too bad for…volume of shite Most other dog’s shites are bigger than it. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 34745 Posted January 22, 2022 Share Posted January 22, 2022 It’s not called ‘Frank’ is it? Seems to be the go to name for dachshunds (for obvious reasons). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4676 Posted January 22, 2022 Share Posted January 22, 2022 My dogs lovely Tbf, just looks at me with disgust when I’ve got the gay porn on. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 34745 Posted January 22, 2022 Share Posted January 22, 2022 This escalated quickly 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 41936 Posted January 22, 2022 Share Posted January 22, 2022 How’s he keeping that dog there and holding his phone? Filthy. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spongebob toonpants 3909 Posted January 22, 2022 Share Posted January 22, 2022 14 minutes ago, Christmas Tree said: My dogs lovely Tbf, just looks at me with disgust when I’ve got the gay porn on. Is it in yet? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 9129 Posted January 22, 2022 Share Posted January 22, 2022 Dog and pub update. After his regular half a stone of treats from behind the bar, an owld fella comes in and produces a bag of fresh pork crackling and needless to say Hamish (my dog) thought this was tremendous, after several pieces he was then fed a portion of the landlady’s (and also from her son) fish and chips. Mate comes in and proceeds to buy a pack of pork scratching, not in same class as the other stuff but not wanting to be rude Hamish had half the pack. Another regular comes in and whilst he doesn’t have a dog himself, he does always have a pocket full of dog biscuits, and he wonders why the dogs love him !! Cue - much sitting and giving of paws. Mrs arrives to drag us home on her way back from work, has a glass of wine and pack of Cheese and Onion crisps, half of which the canine dustbin got. He was fucking rancid overnight (very unusual for him tbh) to the point he fucked off out of the bedroom in shame. canny evening all in all, apart from the smell obvs. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 34745 Posted January 22, 2022 Share Posted January 22, 2022 a Jack Russell a friend of mine had (sadly no longer around but it lived to a ripe old age) used to have a full Sunday dinner at The Fusilier in Longbenton (also RIP). 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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