wykikitoon 20116 Posted December 16, 2021 Share Posted December 16, 2021 I've also just realised on my cycle to work I have been saying good morning to a temp road sign all week. I thought it was someone walking a dog. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35063 Posted December 16, 2021 Share Posted December 16, 2021 39 minutes ago, wykikitoon said: I've also just realised on my Psilocybin to work I have been saying good morning to a temp road sign all week. I thought it was someone walking a dog. MMYP 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42387 Posted December 18, 2021 Share Posted December 18, 2021 So, Mrs. F. has decided that part of this year’s Christmas decorations are to include painting the bathroom radiator … because we’re having my family over on Boxing Day. I’ve offered to call my brother and Grandma Fist and offer them counselling to prepare for a radiator they won’t notice not having been painted since summer, but no, it must be glossed, today. Bat Shit Insane 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44811 Posted December 18, 2021 Share Posted December 18, 2021 My lass isn't daft/hopeful enough to suggest I should paint a radiator. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42387 Posted December 18, 2021 Share Posted December 18, 2021 4 minutes ago, Gemmill said: My lass isn't daft/hopeful enough to suggest I should paint a radiator. Understandable- She doesn’t want you picking up an injury at Christmas 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 5217 Posted December 19, 2021 Share Posted December 19, 2021 23 hours ago, Monkeys Fist said: So, Mrs. F. has decided that part of this year’s Christmas decorations are to include painting the bathroom radiator … because we’re having my family over on Boxing Day. I’ve offered to call my brother and Grandma Fist and offer them counselling to prepare for a radiator they won’t notice not having been painted since summer, but no, it must be glossed, today. Bat Shit Insane I absolutely hate shit like this in relationships I do wonder though if they just want it done and latch onto anything that remotely resembles an excuse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42387 Posted December 19, 2021 Share Posted December 19, 2021 8 minutes ago, Rayvin said: I absolutely hate shit like this in relationships I do wonder though if they just want it done and latch onto anything that remotely resembles an excuse. “ I want the stair handrail sanded and painted…” ” But it’s the week before Christmas, love!” ” Yes, and your parents are visiting- I want everything perfect.” *mutters “ Bloody hell Rayvin, other husbands just get pissed.” 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 4247 Posted December 19, 2021 Share Posted December 19, 2021 Off to Edinburgh tomorrow morning with our lass. Looking forward to a change of scenery although a bit worried about Covid spoiling it. Booked in at Tom Kitchins place on Tuesday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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wykikitoon 20116 Posted December 20, 2021 Share Posted December 20, 2021 Is that tax payers money being spent doing that poll? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 20116 Posted December 20, 2021 Share Posted December 20, 2021 I absolutely hate cunts who park on the pavement. Absolutely no need for it. Some van wanker blocking total pavement access this morning to deliver some shite to a hotel near my office. Don't worry mate, the poor cunt in a wheelchair will happily manoeuvre so you can get 6 bastard more inches to your drop. You utter cunt. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13861 Posted December 20, 2021 Share Posted December 20, 2021 11 hours ago, strawb said: Off to Edinburgh tomorrow morning with our lass. Looking forward to a change of scenery although a bit worried about Covid spoiling it. Booked in at Tom Kitchins place on Tuesday. Have a look at Scran Bistro if you want some food in the afternoon. It’s excellent but is also a key indicator of why so many Scottish people die of devastating heart failure 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44811 Posted December 20, 2021 Share Posted December 20, 2021 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33142 Posted December 20, 2021 Share Posted December 20, 2021 18 minutes ago, Gemmill said: Richard Madeley's Irish nephew. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44811 Posted December 20, 2021 Share Posted December 20, 2021 I've been pissing myself about that all morning. Keep going back to it. It's an absolute mood-lifter. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 17243 Posted December 20, 2021 Share Posted December 20, 2021 Cunt used to play rugby for Ireland & the Lions...all fuckin wrong un's 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 4378 Posted December 20, 2021 Share Posted December 20, 2021 Only semi-related, my old Irish boss had a next door neighbour in his home town who had 22 kids all a year or less apart in age - almost certainly not even leaving the woman time enough to heal. I'm sure Ant and Ewerk know of similar but what a tribute to catholicism/human stupidity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 20116 Posted December 20, 2021 Share Posted December 20, 2021 My mam was one of 14 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42387 Posted December 20, 2021 Share Posted December 20, 2021 5 minutes ago, NJS said: Only semi-related, my old Irish boss had a next door neighbour in his home town who had 22 kids all a year or less apart in age - almost certainly not even leaving the woman time enough to heal. I'm sure Ant and Ewerk know of similar but what a tribute to catholicism/human stupidity. Welly top. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30569 Posted December 20, 2021 Share Posted December 20, 2021 5 minutes ago, NJS said: Only semi-related, my old Irish boss had a next door neighbour in his home town who had 22 kids all a year or less apart in age - almost certainly not even leaving the woman time enough to heal. I'm sure Ant and Ewerk know of similar but what a tribute to catholicism/human stupidity. Up until the 80's they had one television channel and no access to contraception in the South. You do the maths. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35063 Posted December 20, 2021 Share Posted December 20, 2021 Just now, Monkeys Fist said: Welly top. Wizard’s sleeve 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42387 Posted December 20, 2021 Share Posted December 20, 2021 Just now, Alex said: Wizard’s sleeve Gutted Rabbit. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 20116 Posted December 20, 2021 Share Posted December 20, 2021 Wet bin bag Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44811 Posted December 20, 2021 Share Posted December 20, 2021 Wew, that's your gran you're talking about! 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42387 Posted December 20, 2021 Share Posted December 20, 2021 1 minute ago, Gemmill said: Wew, that's your mingeopotamus you're talking about! MYP. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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