Kid Dynamite 7192 Posted December 1, 2021 Share Posted December 1, 2021 27 minutes ago, Christmas Tree said: Got home last night to discover several frantic voicemails from AO explaining they have accidentally delivered a more expensive laptop than the one I ordered. Just out of interest, how do I stand I'd imagine it's the same as when the bank accidentally puts too much money in your account. It's not yours so you have to give it back 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 31237 Posted December 1, 2021 Share Posted December 1, 2021 Possession is 9/10ths of the law and that's a FACT. Tell them to go fuck themselves and you'll see them in court. This will lead to absolutely no further repercussions and you'll be home and dry and browsing dodgy porn on a 4k screen in absolutely no time. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7192 Posted December 1, 2021 Share Posted December 1, 2021 22 minutes ago, ewerk said: Possession is 9/10ths of the law and that's a FACT. Tell them to go fuck themselves and you'll see them in court. This will lead to absolutely no further repercussions and you'll be home and dry and browsing dodgy porn on a 4k screen in absolutely no time. Funnily enough I learned about this saying in A-Level Law many moons ago . It just means that if you are in possession of something then the onus is on the owner to prove it's not yours. Which, given CT will have an email receipt for a different laptop, shouldn't be hard to do... Soz CT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10978 Posted December 1, 2021 Share Posted December 1, 2021 18 hours ago, PaddockLad said: 1 . You're going to have to have a fuckin better reason than that to annhilate the current Mrs PL's home town chum 😡 2. Sounds like I might know your mate Tories. They're all Tories. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 31237 Posted December 1, 2021 Share Posted December 1, 2021 Well I’ve literally got a DEGREE in law. So ignore the naysayers, CT. It’s legally yours and there’s nothing anyone (including J69) can do about it. And if you want to be doubly sure then get it up on eBay now. No laptop, no crime. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35664 Posted December 1, 2021 Share Posted December 1, 2021 10 minutes ago, The Fish said: Tories. They're all Tories. Not true. Many are UKIP etc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10978 Posted December 1, 2021 Share Posted December 1, 2021 42 minutes ago, Alex said: Not true. Many are UKIP etc Tories are just UKIP-ers with a bit of shame. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35664 Posted December 1, 2021 Share Posted December 1, 2021 That’s the joke, Dave Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 46195 Posted December 1, 2021 Share Posted December 1, 2021 Maybe think of a better name for your library, lads. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 46195 Posted December 1, 2021 Share Posted December 1, 2021 Something to do with snapped banjos, I think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35664 Posted December 1, 2021 Share Posted December 1, 2021 Odd that it’s named after Gemmill’s nickname at school 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 46195 Posted December 1, 2021 Share Posted December 1, 2021 (edited) That was fanny holocaust after the FUCKING MESS I LEFT. Edited December 1, 2021 by Gemmill 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10978 Posted December 1, 2021 Share Posted December 1, 2021 40 minutes ago, Alex said: That’s the joke, Dave Ahhh, but I knew that you knew that I knew that was a joke, so really, the jokes on you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35664 Posted December 1, 2021 Share Posted December 1, 2021 I knew that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10978 Posted December 1, 2021 Share Posted December 1, 2021 Sheds aren't cheap and look like a right bitch to build. Anyone know where I can find cheap ones that are brilliant, sturdy and easy to put together? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4858 Posted December 1, 2021 Share Posted December 1, 2021 (edited) 39 minutes ago, The Fish said: Sheds aren't cheap and look like a right bitch to build. Anyone know where I can find cheap ones that are brilliant, sturdy and easy to put together? Keter, plastic are the way to go. Not the cheapest but last forever and stay dry. Edited December 1, 2021 by Christmas Tree Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14020 Posted December 1, 2021 Share Posted December 1, 2021 Got the car serviced and they quoted £1011.50 for “driver seat and carpet damaged” Theres a slight tear in the fabric of the driver seat. I’d have to point it out for you to see it. I think I’ll pass on this advisory. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 10047 Posted December 1, 2021 Share Posted December 1, 2021 1 hour ago, Gemmill said: That was fanny holocaust after the FUCKING MESS I LEFT. Premature ejaculation will do that every time(I’ve been told) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toonpack 10047 Posted December 1, 2021 Share Posted December 1, 2021 44 minutes ago, Christmas Tree said: Keter, plastic are the way to go. Not the cheapest but last forever and stay dry. They’re shit, bacon slides right off 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 22049 Posted December 1, 2021 Share Posted December 1, 2021 27 minutes ago, Ant said: We've a keter storage box after moving since we were ditching most of the stuff from the shed and not wanting to drag it with us think we paid about 130 start of the summer for https://www.therange.co.uk/garden/sheds-and-garden-structures/garden-storage/keter-store-it-out-midi-storage-shed/#6495992 way better than the typical ones under £100, can stick shelves etc in it You'd have to be a contortionist to use that as Fish obviously intends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10978 Posted December 1, 2021 Share Posted December 1, 2021 14 minutes ago, Renton said: You'd have to be a contortionist to use that as Fish obviously intends. My masturbatorium isn't at the end of the garden man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 31237 Posted December 1, 2021 Share Posted December 1, 2021 Of course not. You can't see the playground from there. 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blastronaut 1344 Posted December 1, 2021 Share Posted December 1, 2021 3 hours ago, Tom said: Got the car serviced and they quoted £1011.50 for “driver seat and carpet damaged” Theres a slight tear in the fabric of the driver seat. I’d have to point it out for you to see it. I think I’ll pass on this advisory. Unless you took it an upholsterers by mistake, I'd be looking for a new garage like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43228 Posted December 1, 2021 Share Posted December 1, 2021 @Howmanheyman You sussed it yet? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33952 Posted December 1, 2021 Share Posted December 1, 2021 1 minute ago, Monkeys Fist said: @Howmanheyman You sussed it yet? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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