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4 minutes ago, TheGingerQuiff said:

Testosterone is the ultimate chem bro. Is valium even effective for a herniated disc? Would a muscle relaxant fix relieve that?

It helps massively when you’re in spasm yeah 

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6 minutes ago, TheGingerQuiff said:

Testosterone is the ultimate chem bro. Is valium even effective for a herniated disc? Would a muscle relaxant fix relieve that?

Poppers? 

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1 minute ago, Monkeys Fist said:

“ It’s never happened before, honest”

 

 

Low T rope pusher. :lol:

I got benzo dick once with a friend of a friend. Rich as fuck with fake tits as well. Finished a 12 hour shift, got home popped a couple sleepers ready to settle in for the night. Got a text from my mate saying his lass was back with her mate and they'd been talking about me. Strongly advised I go round. So I end up at hers fully aroused with a raging semi. But that was the limit of my powers. The time I actually needed dick chems I've never had them. They don't really do anything to for libido either. What good is a hard dick if you're not in the mood. So on that note I'd always pair viagra with cocaine.

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2 hours ago, TheGingerQuiff said:

My problem after taking a few pills is eating like a fucking horse. Being high t it's predominantly just showing as solid muscle but there are definitely elements of a kite at 101kgs. I feel like an apex predator at this weight.

You definitely sound like a predator.

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1 hour ago, Tom said:

 

I was on 8 tramadol a day for about 6 weeks though and that was a lovely, lovely trip.

 

I know far too many folk that go into smack through prescribed codeine and benzos.

 

I mind being on fucktons of dihydrocodeine for about 3 months after a lung op and thinking fuck all of it, living my best life and happy as a pig in shit, until they pulled the prescription and I realised I'd been on a different fucking planet.

 

 

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Aye :lol: 

 

My life was very strange as I was stuck in bed and couldn’t really walk, so I was just off my tits all the time. Somehow still in pain at times but it was dreamy as fuck. 
 

I didn’t take it up recreationally but did have the odd one to help my sleep. 

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21 hours ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:

Having my quarterly bout of wisdom tooth agony as the one little cunt is taking its sweet time breaking through. Dentist says it’ll not need extracted and it’s not going to try and chin any of my other teeth but the little prick is, quite frankly, taking the piss now. Anyone got any decent home remedies besides getting my teeth knocked out?

 

Seems like it might be infected though! Appointment today at 2:40 but was hoping it for ten minutes earlier so I could crack the gag at the dentist to polite annoyance

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4 minutes ago, Ayatollah Hermione said:

 

Seems like it might be infected though! Appointment today at 2:40 but was hoping it for ten minutes earlier so I could crack the gag at the dentist to polite annoyance

Happened to me. 
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I thought I’d died and gone to Dad Joke Heaven. :lol:

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This is regrettably a far right twitter account it would seem, and so is awash with people insinuating that this is happening because she's black.

 

Instead of the truth, which is that it's happening because she's a Londoner ;)

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