Tom 14013 Posted August 17, 2021 Share Posted August 17, 2021 We need actors, darling! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 17698 Posted August 19, 2021 Share Posted August 19, 2021 Stand down Dave, all is forgiven... 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10972 Posted August 19, 2021 Share Posted August 19, 2021 About fucking time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 4385 Posted August 19, 2021 Share Posted August 19, 2021 Watching a paralympics versions of come dine with me, there is quite fit lass with one leg. Would that put any of you animals off? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted August 19, 2021 Share Posted August 19, 2021 What channel is it on and I'll tell you 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted August 19, 2021 Share Posted August 19, 2021 Without seeing her I'd probably shag her but I couldn't be doing with it every day. There's lesser ailments that you could settle for for an orange badge and I couldn't be doing with having to moderate my disabled jokes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 4385 Posted August 19, 2021 Share Posted August 19, 2021 57 minutes ago, TheGingerQuiff said: What channel is it on and I'll tell you It was on C4 plus 1. It wouldn’t put me off tbh but it’s easy saying that sat here innit 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43115 Posted August 19, 2021 Share Posted August 19, 2021 I might hop on… 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 22015 Posted August 19, 2021 Share Posted August 19, 2021 1 hour ago, strawb said: Watching a paralympics versions of come dine with me, there is quite fit lass with one leg. Would that put any of you animals off? Asymmetrical. 2 legs or none for me. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 14069 Posted August 19, 2021 Share Posted August 19, 2021 Fussy bastard 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted August 19, 2021 Share Posted August 19, 2021 1 hour ago, Renton said: Asymmetrical. 2 legs or none for me. But if you were packing a monobollock would symmetry be as important? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 4385 Posted August 19, 2021 Share Posted August 19, 2021 Monobollock causes no issue with symmetry tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43115 Posted August 19, 2021 Share Posted August 19, 2021 Quiff’s lass has sent him the tape of her getting airtight, hasn’t she? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 46093 Posted August 24, 2021 Share Posted August 24, 2021 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7182 Posted August 26, 2021 Share Posted August 26, 2021 I see this sad sack has graduated to full blown racist 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14013 Posted August 26, 2021 Share Posted August 26, 2021 It’s like he reaches new levels of divorce every day. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7182 Posted August 26, 2021 Share Posted August 26, 2021 Also spotted this today. Said without a hint of irony by Kazumi Squirts 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10972 Posted August 27, 2021 Share Posted August 27, 2021 Was up home for a funeral on Wednesday. Are there always someone at a wake that nobody has a fucking clue about? There was this woman, a good 25yrs younger than my late Godfather, so not a friend. According to the neighbours, she's not a local. Wasn't from St Oswalds. No idea who the fuck she was. But she sat at the service, got her free drink at the wake, ate from the buffet, spoke to a few people, gave her condolences and all that. Proper weird. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33916 Posted August 27, 2021 Share Posted August 27, 2021 17 minutes ago, The Fish said: Was up home for a funeral on Wednesday. Are there always someone at a wake that nobody has a fucking clue about? There was this woman, a good 25yrs younger than my late Godfather, so not a friend. According to the neighbours, she's not a local. Wasn't from St Oswalds. No idea who the fuck she was. But she sat at the service, got her free drink at the wake, ate from the buffet, spoke to a few people, gave her condolences and all that. Proper weird. Have you ever watched 'Sixth Sense'? That's all I'm saying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 4385 Posted August 27, 2021 Share Posted August 27, 2021 1 hour ago, The Fish said: Was up home for a funeral on Wednesday. Are there always someone at a wake that nobody has a fucking clue about? There was this woman, a good 25yrs younger than my late Godfather, so not a friend. According to the neighbours, she's not a local. Wasn't from St Oswalds. No idea who the fuck she was. But she sat at the service, got her free drink at the wake, ate from the buffet, spoke to a few people, gave her condolences and all that. Proper weird. Bit on the side? Sorry for your loss Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 17698 Posted August 27, 2021 Share Posted August 27, 2021 Some fucker walked just behind myself amd my entire family as we were going into the kirk at my father's funeral. It was literally like a long lost son had appeared from fuckin nowhere... I resisted the temptation to front up to the cunt before the minister kicked off just as word came through from my brother that it was his mate Simon from Edinburgh who I'd actually met myself at least twice before (in my defence I think I was pissed a couple of times) in the preceeding three decades or so...and the fucker had shades on ... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 31229 Posted August 27, 2021 Share Posted August 27, 2021 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 46093 Posted August 27, 2021 Share Posted August 27, 2021 I was at a funeral yesterday. Turned up early and the doors opened to allow the last service to leave, and, I shit you not, they were absolutely blasting LMFAO'S "I'M SEXY AND I KNOW IT" as the deceased's send-off. 1 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 46093 Posted August 27, 2021 Share Posted August 27, 2021 2 hours ago, The Fish said: Was up home for a funeral on Wednesday. Are there always someone at a wake that nobody has a fucking clue about? There was this woman, a good 25yrs younger than my late Godfather, so not a friend. According to the neighbours, she's not a local. Wasn't from St Oswalds. No idea who the fuck she was. But she sat at the service, got her free drink at the wake, ate from the buffet, spoke to a few people, gave her condolences and all that. Proper weird. Apparently a lot of people have stopped putting the location of the wake when they post death notices in the paper, as you get absolute chancers just showing up for a free feed. Funeral crashers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4852 Posted August 27, 2021 Share Posted August 27, 2021 2 minutes ago, Gemmill said: I was at a funeral yesterday. Turned up early and the doors opened to allow the last service to leave, and, I shit you not, they were absolutely blasting LMFAO'S "I'M SEXY AND I KNOW IT" as the deceased's send-off. Why not. Much better to plan your own send off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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