trophyshy 7083 Posted May 12, 2021 Share Posted May 12, 2021 This was pushed through our door tonight. I’ve blotted the number out to save MF a very long drive. They’ve done the whole street apparently, my neighbour has already reported it. Bit thoughtless, they could’ve waited until after my birthday. 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13884 Posted May 12, 2021 Share Posted May 12, 2021 Can’t believe you asked for more space to upload photos and you use it to post FILTH on this very forum 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21951 Posted May 12, 2021 Share Posted May 12, 2021 All ages welcome Sign of the times, charging just £25 to suck off an old man. I blame Brexit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44947 Posted May 12, 2021 Share Posted May 12, 2021 1 hour ago, trophyshy said: This was pushed through our door tonight. I’ve blotted the number out to save MF a very long drive. They’ve done the whole street apparently, my neighbour has already reported it. Bit thoughtless, they could’ve waited until after my birthday. Two boxes of Kleenex on the table there. Looks like someone intends to get his full £25 worth. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blastronaut 1333 Posted May 12, 2021 Share Posted May 12, 2021 20 minutes ago, Gemmill said: Two boxes of Kleenex on the table there. Looks like someone intends to get his full £25 worth. "Those aren't tissues. And that's not my knee" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42460 Posted May 12, 2021 Share Posted May 12, 2021 Where is it you live again, Trophyshy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7083 Posted May 12, 2021 Share Posted May 12, 2021 Brighton. Which might put you off twice. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42460 Posted May 13, 2021 Share Posted May 13, 2021 2 hours ago, trophyshy said: Brighton. Which might put you off twice. Aye, the suck-slut doesn’t specify whether they’re sword or sheath, do they. 🤔 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sammynb 3359 Posted May 13, 2021 Share Posted May 13, 2021 54 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: Aye, the suck-slut doesn’t specify whether they’re sword or sheath, do they. 🤔 Just close your eyes, you won’t tell the difference! Got to be easier than Quiff having to clean his fleshlight every evening. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7034 Posted May 14, 2021 Share Posted May 14, 2021 Meant to be moving house today. Found out last night that the first buyers in the chain haven't got an ISA closing statement from their bank which they need for their mortgage funds to be released. Our broadband got turned off this morning, building and contents insurance has been cancelled, washing machine and bairns bedroom furniture was donated to charity and collected yesterday... FML Say a prayer that it gets sorted out for Monday! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21637 Posted May 14, 2021 Share Posted May 14, 2021 Moving house when you're in a chain at both ends is fucking horrific like. Ridiculous though that all the paperwork wasn't sorted out so its ready to go on moving day. Good luck. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15552 Posted May 14, 2021 Share Posted May 14, 2021 16 minutes ago, Renton said: Moving house is fucking horrific like. Simplified your post. I never cease to be amazed by how utterly shit this process is that almost everyone has to do at least a few times in their life. All the best KD, hope it works out. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10859 Posted May 14, 2021 Share Posted May 14, 2021 That's awful mate, you been onto the insurance company? There must be precedent for this? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21637 Posted May 14, 2021 Share Posted May 14, 2021 1 minute ago, Meenzer said: Simplified your post. I never cease to be amazed by how utterly shit this process is that almost everyone has to do at least a few times in their life. All the best KD, hope it works out. True, but if the chainis free upwards of you, or if you're moving from rented, it takes some of the pressure off. As it is, everyone has to move on the same day and it needs to run like clockwork or these situations occur. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7034 Posted May 14, 2021 Share Posted May 14, 2021 Letter has arrived today, thank fuck. Hopefully exchange contracts today so they can't pull out and get completed on Monday! Now got to get 2 days building and contents insurance and find a removals firm at short notice! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7034 Posted May 14, 2021 Share Posted May 14, 2021 36 minutes ago, Renton said: Moving house when you're in a chain at both ends is fucking horrific like. Ridiculous though that all the paperwork wasn't sorted out so its ready to go on moving day. Good luck. Fucking mental that their solicitor didn't think to mention this until Friday afternoon. Why would you even agree a completion date of you aren't in a position to complete? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21637 Posted May 14, 2021 Share Posted May 14, 2021 2 minutes ago, Kid Dynamite said: Letter has arrived today, thank fuck. Hopefully exchange contracts today so they can't pull out and get completed on Monday! Now got to get 2 days building and contents insurance and find a removals firm at short notice! Were you using a removal company scheduled for today? If so did you take out insurance for it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7034 Posted May 14, 2021 Share Posted May 14, 2021 9 minutes ago, Renton said: Were you using a removal company scheduled for today? If so did you take out insurance for it? Yeah, cancelled it at 4pm last night when we got the news. I felt bad initially but then the company were arseholes on the phone and hung up on me so that cheered me up Best part of the day was when my wife decided she wanted me to remove the sitting room light fittings. Turns out they are on the same wiring circuit as the house alarm so I had that blaring while I knocked the electric off. The battery inside the box then died, resetting the alarm code to a number I didn't know so the alarm wouldn't turn off even when I turned the electric on. Trying to field calls from solicitors, whilst dismantling furniture and unplumbing the washing machine to give away, with a house alarm going off for 3 hours until a sparky could come out and sort it had me on the verge of doing a Michael Douglas in falling down. I told the removals bloke on the phone "if you think you're having a bad day I can guarantee you mines fucking worse mate!" Probably why he hung up on me tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21637 Posted May 14, 2021 Share Posted May 14, 2021 I hope your video and pinball games survive okay. #prayforJ69games Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 7034 Posted May 14, 2021 Share Posted May 14, 2021 You and me both! I sold most of them last year to buy a new bike and pretend I'm Flynn off Tron Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42460 Posted May 14, 2021 Share Posted May 14, 2021 You appear to have a lady growing out of your arse. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21637 Posted May 14, 2021 Share Posted May 14, 2021 My Mum has being clearing out stuff and given me a couple of sovereigns given to me from my grandmother. Just looked them up, worth £400 each. Sweet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44947 Posted May 14, 2021 Share Posted May 14, 2021 Rayvin and TGQ trading bitcoin, and here's Renton blowing them out of the park with a couple of doubloons. 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 9798 Posted May 14, 2021 Share Posted May 14, 2021 3 hours ago, Meenzer said: Simplified your post. I never cease to be amazed by how utterly shit this process is that almost everyone has to do at least a few times in their life. All the best KD, hope it works out. It’s one of the most British things I know when it comes to utter inefficiency. It’s bonkers tbh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33267 Posted May 14, 2021 Share Posted May 14, 2021 1 hour ago, Gemmill said: Rayvin and TGQ trading bitcoin, and here's Renton blowing them out of the park with a couple of doubloons. Old school. 👌 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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