Monkeys Fist 42202 Posted April 12, 2021 Share Posted April 12, 2021 This week on Arthur C. Clarke’s Mysterious World, the teleporting Flag Wankers of Chapel Park. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom 14011 Posted April 12, 2021 Share Posted April 12, 2021 Why aren’t those flags at half mast? Do they HATE Prince Flip? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42202 Posted April 12, 2021 Share Posted April 12, 2021 52 minutes ago, Tom said: Why aren’t those flags at half mast? Do they HATE Prince Flip? He’s a bit deaf and thought people said his flag should be half-caste, and he’s not having any of that nonsense now we’re out Yewrope, thankyouverymuch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30409 Posted April 13, 2021 Share Posted April 13, 2021 53 minutes ago, Ant said: We're looking at moving house atm, and the amount of times you see one rogue moron in fairly nice areas with a flag out is insane even for here, you'd think in certain areas/houses of a particular value the occupant would have more sense than to make the place look like a trampy hole. We're probably going to opt for a brand new build in a new street near us, and the thought of having some tramp like that move in after us is giving me the fear My first house was a new build and in the by-laws of the estate it stated that no flags were allowed to be flown so I'd imagine that's going to be standard for any new half-decent development. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 17165 Posted April 13, 2021 Share Posted April 13, 2021 Fesshole is my favourite twitter account 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42202 Posted April 13, 2021 Share Posted April 13, 2021 That last one could be interpreted two ways, both nasty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21450 Posted April 13, 2021 Share Posted April 13, 2021 1 hour ago, Monkeys Fist said: That last one could be interpreted two ways, both nasty. Dunno, wouldn't that be footed or just kicked? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42202 Posted April 13, 2021 Share Posted April 13, 2021 51 minutes ago, Renton said: Dunno, wouldn't that be footed or just kicked? Like it rough, do you Renty Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7076 Posted April 13, 2021 Share Posted April 13, 2021 11 hours ago, Ant said: We're looking at moving house atm, and the amount of times you see one rogue moron in fairly nice areas with a flag out is insane even for here, you'd think in certain areas/houses of a particular value the occupant would have more sense than to make the place look like a trampy hole. We're probably going to opt for a brand new build in a new street near us, and the thought of having some tramp like that move in after us is giving me the fear Are you moving because you want more space Ant? 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7076 Posted April 14, 2021 Share Posted April 14, 2021 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7076 Posted April 14, 2021 Share Posted April 14, 2021 Holy shit. It worked. Thanks Ant. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15467 Posted April 14, 2021 Share Posted April 14, 2021 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 4194 Posted April 14, 2021 Share Posted April 14, 2021 I’m changing to my new job next week within the same group, last two weeks I have being doing a handover with my replacement. Fuck me the bloke is a weapon. He has been in the army for 30 years and has literally nothing else to talk about. Massive Walter too, looks and acts like Louis Spence but was a champion boxer in the army. 43 fights, won 23 by knockout and never lost. Kill iz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30409 Posted April 14, 2021 Share Posted April 14, 2021 Congrats on the new job @essembeeofsunderland 1 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44561 Posted April 14, 2021 Share Posted April 14, 2021 We had an ex Army lad working at our place recently. He came back to his desk on a zoom call to find me and another lad ripping the piss out of the decorative knife display that he had in the background, and took a proper huff. Then he started telling us about his regiment's history. Mate, I couldn't give a fuck, stick that and your knife collection up your pipe. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15467 Posted April 14, 2021 Share Posted April 14, 2021 21 minutes ago, ewerk said: Congrats on the new job @essembeeofsunderland Good post. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30409 Posted April 14, 2021 Share Posted April 14, 2021 5 minutes ago, Meenzer said: Good post. Thanks for reading. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 34954 Posted April 14, 2021 Share Posted April 14, 2021 1 hour ago, strawb said: I’m changing to my new job next week within the same group, last two weeks I have being doing a handover with my replacement. Fuck me the bloke is a weapon. He has been in the army for 30 years and has literally nothing else to talk about. Massive Walter too, looks and acts like Louis Spence but was a champion boxer in the army. 43 fights, won 23 by knockout and never lost. Kill iz I worked with a fella a bit like that which was all the funnier when I subsequently found out he’d only been in the TA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 4194 Posted April 14, 2021 Share Posted April 14, 2021 39 minutes ago, Alex said: I worked with a fella a bit like that which was all the funnier when I subsequently found out he’d only been in the TA Wouldn’t surprise me mate. He’s such a gobshite 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42202 Posted April 14, 2021 Share Posted April 14, 2021 Speaking of absolute weapons, this had just ridden past me. Shorts, clown bike, face guard up on his lid. I hope he crashes. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44561 Posted April 14, 2021 Share Posted April 14, 2021 I'd watch that episode of 24 Hours in A&E. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42202 Posted April 14, 2021 Share Posted April 14, 2021 Aye, good luck separating the melted plastic remnants of his shorts from the remnants of his arse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44561 Posted April 14, 2021 Share Posted April 14, 2021 Fucking hell man, in-law hell here. 4 hours on Sunday, they've been here since half 10 today and have just left at half 3 with her mam saying "Well when I come over at the weekend...". We might need a third wave to get me through the summer here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7076 Posted April 14, 2021 Share Posted April 14, 2021 That poor dog is going to be from a broken home. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 17165 Posted April 14, 2021 Share Posted April 14, 2021 Am about to go through something similar to this...TUPEE regs not being followed in my case..they want me to sign their new terms which means a 2k paycut... Hundreds lose job in British Gas contracts row https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-56746656 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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