Alex 34951 Posted May 27, 2020 Share Posted May 27, 2020 Lion should do it 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42188 Posted May 27, 2020 Share Posted May 27, 2020 2 minutes ago, Alex said: Lion should do it Good shout. And Renty Baby reckons their shite keeps the foxes away. I love it when we come together and solve things 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44556 Posted May 27, 2020 Share Posted May 27, 2020 Of course Renton is allergic to guinea pigs. Of. Fucking. Course. They're native to Peru, you mad cunt. You can't leave them outside in a British climate. Get them in the house and get some piriton into you. In all seriousness though, if they're kept in something in the house, how are you gonna have an allergic reaction? It's not like they're shedding fur everywhere. They take a fuck load of looking after if you're doing it properly btw. Way more hassle than a couple of cats. They're absolute shit machines so their habitat needs clearing out in full daily or they end up with something like trench foot from wading through shit and piss. If you thought you'd got yourself a low hassle pet..... Think again. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30393 Posted May 27, 2020 Share Posted May 27, 2020 It's like Superman buying himself a kryptonite necklace except instead of Superman it's a rubbery faced middle aged fella from Tynemouth with a pet allergy. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21429 Posted May 27, 2020 Share Posted May 27, 2020 1 minute ago, Gemmill said: Of course Renton is allergic to guinea pigs. Of. Fucking. Course. They're native to Peru, you mad cunt. You can't leave them outside in a British climate. Get them in the house and get some piriton into you. In all seriousness though, if they're kept in something in the house, how are you gonna have an allergic reaction? It's not like they're shedding fur everywhere. They take a fuck load of looking after if you're doing it properly btw. Way more hassle than a couple of cats. They're absolute shit machines so their habitat needs clearing out in full daily or they end up with something like trench foot from wading through shit and piss. If you thought you'd got yourself a low hassle pet..... Think again. I'm pretty much allergic to anything with fur, I can keep these in a separate room. I'd prefer a cat tbh but it's completely out the question, I'm not having chronic asthma or risking a flare during these times.I read up and thought this was a compromise from the rest of the family wanting rabbits. They can survive outside alright, most the year. But aye, they are shit and piss machines alright, and fox food, apparently. But the kids wanted them, so..... Massive fucking hassle, the little shits. The Guinea pigs are a hassle too. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44556 Posted May 27, 2020 Share Posted May 27, 2020 My lass had three Guinea pigs when I met her - she's always had them from being a kid. When she moved in here my water bill doubled because the vet bed stuff she was using for the Guinea pigs needed washing if not daily then every other day. You can buy pulped paper for them as well - she would buy loads of bales of it to bring the cost down, put it in the garage, and then other people from the weird Facebook Guinea pig community would turn up at the house to buy bales off her. The grocery bill as well - I looked like the healthiest bloke in Tesco, the amount of veg I was buying. All chopped up and fed to the Guinea pigs. They all died eventually and we will never have any more. More expensive and way more hassle than the two cats. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42188 Posted May 27, 2020 Share Posted May 27, 2020 “Died” *input new mission- Roomba, kill the fucking rodents, make it look accidental. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21429 Posted May 27, 2020 Share Posted May 27, 2020 Cheers, cheered me up. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30393 Posted May 27, 2020 Share Posted May 27, 2020 6 minutes ago, Gemmill said: My lass had three Guinea pigs when I met her - she's always had them from being a kid. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42188 Posted May 27, 2020 Share Posted May 27, 2020 Just now, Renton said: Cheers, cheered me up. Just pretend you’ve installed something and let the fox have his snacks- problem solved. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44556 Posted May 27, 2020 Share Posted May 27, 2020 3 minutes ago, ewerk said: Different ones, Father Dougal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 34951 Posted May 27, 2020 Share Posted May 27, 2020 I know the Guinea bit is meant to be a corruption of Guiana but I’ve no idea why the fuck they’re called pigs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4711 Posted May 27, 2020 Share Posted May 27, 2020 Chickens! Live outside, fun to play with and they give you free eggs! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3860 Posted May 27, 2020 Share Posted May 27, 2020 1 hour ago, Renton said: I'm pretty much allergic to anything with fur, I can keep these in a separate room. I'd prefer a cat tbh but it's completely out the question, I'm not having chronic asthma or risking a flare during these times.I read up and thought this was a compromise from the rest of the family wanting rabbits. They can survive outside alright, most the year. But aye, they are shit and piss machines alright, and fox food, apparently. But the kids wanted them, so..... Massive fucking hassle, the little shits. The Guinea pigs are a hassle too. Cats are cunts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21429 Posted May 27, 2020 Share Posted May 27, 2020 Cunts are pussies. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13842 Posted May 27, 2020 Share Posted May 27, 2020 (edited) 36 minutes ago, Christmas Tree said: Chickens! Live outside, fun to play with and they give you free eggs! Fun to play with CT running after chickens like the Boldon Balboa Edited May 27, 2020 by Ayatollah Hermione 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4711 Posted May 27, 2020 Share Posted May 27, 2020 1 hour ago, Ayatollah Hermione said: Fun to play with CT running after chickens like the Boldon Balboa Think of that guy in Jurassic Park who trains the Raptors. That’s me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42188 Posted May 27, 2020 Share Posted May 27, 2020 29 minutes ago, Christmas Tree said: Think of that guy in Jurassic Park. That’s me FYP 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44556 Posted May 27, 2020 Share Posted May 27, 2020 33 minutes ago, Christmas Tree said: Think of that guy in Jurassic Park who trains the Raptors. That’s me Rocky trying to catch the chicken. "I feel like a Kentucky Fried Idiot" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 34951 Posted May 27, 2020 Share Posted May 27, 2020 45 minutes ago, Christmas Tree said: Think of that guy in Jurassic Park who trains the Raptors. That’s me If he looked like a miniature Alf Stewart 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4711 Posted May 27, 2020 Share Posted May 27, 2020 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42188 Posted May 27, 2020 Share Posted May 27, 2020 “ Friends” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15466 Posted May 27, 2020 Share Posted May 27, 2020 That's technically not Jurassic Park, but that doesn't seem important compared with... pretty much everything else 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13842 Posted May 27, 2020 Share Posted May 27, 2020 I love those memes that are so hyper specific that only about 6 people out of every 500,000 can possibly relate. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42188 Posted May 27, 2020 Share Posted May 27, 2020 4 minutes ago, Ayatollah Hermione said: I love those memes that are so hyper specific that only about 6 people out of every 500,000 can possibly relate. 6? I admire your optimism mate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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