Gemmill 44393 Posted December 11, 2019 Share Posted December 11, 2019 Hey hey hey. Andrew doesn't come to your job and tell you how to push a bed around a hospital. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 4718 Posted December 11, 2019 Share Posted December 11, 2019 2 hours ago, Renton said: This is pure bull shit imo. It should be a piece of piss to introduce fuzzy logic protocols to make sure names and account details approximately match, it wouldn't have to be exact. Any oddities could be followed up manually. It just smacks of the banks absolving themselves of responsibility, replacing paid staff and putting all the consequent risk on their customers. Ok 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15405 Posted December 11, 2019 Share Posted December 11, 2019 4 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 32728 Posted December 11, 2019 Share Posted December 11, 2019 13 hours ago, Meenzer said: Genius tbh. The French think she's singing in English, the British think she's singing in some kind of French. Bravo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44393 Posted December 12, 2019 Share Posted December 12, 2019 It's a tearjerker.... You've been warned. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 19891 Posted December 12, 2019 Share Posted December 12, 2019 My wife volunteers at a local all people's home. She goes and chats with the old dears who don't get family visits or the like. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44393 Posted December 12, 2019 Share Posted December 12, 2019 That's nice. I get my feeling of self worth from watching videos of other people do that shit. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21813 Posted December 12, 2019 Share Posted December 12, 2019 watch till the end. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 19891 Posted December 12, 2019 Share Posted December 12, 2019 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21813 Posted December 12, 2019 Share Posted December 12, 2019 46 minutes ago, Gemmill said: It's a tearjerker.... You've been warned. i think i must have some dirt or something in my eye Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 5179 Posted December 12, 2019 Share Posted December 12, 2019 Yes that got me too, as sure as I was that it wouldn't Nice to see. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42066 Posted December 12, 2019 Share Posted December 12, 2019 White Island volcano: NZ to recover bodies despite danger https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-50753453 This is fucking crazy imo, 1st rule of rescue is don’t put yourself in danger. Their own vulcanologist seems to think it’s dodgy, and there’s a 50-60% chance of another eruption within the next 24 hours. All for dead bodies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10741 Posted December 12, 2019 Share Posted December 12, 2019 10 hours ago, Gemmill said: It's a tearjerker.... You've been warned. Dan wasn't wrong, I did need a few tissues 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42066 Posted December 12, 2019 Share Posted December 12, 2019 Was it Dan, Terrence, or the Rainbow Rug? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10741 Posted December 12, 2019 Share Posted December 12, 2019 3 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: the Rainbow Rug? Is that when she's got the painters in? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42066 Posted December 12, 2019 Share Posted December 12, 2019 Rainbow? I think Mrs. Fish might need a trip to the Fanny Doctor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13794 Posted December 12, 2019 Share Posted December 12, 2019 She gets called 'Rainbow' because her fanny is like Zippy's mouth. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10741 Posted December 12, 2019 Share Posted December 12, 2019 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15405 Posted December 12, 2019 Share Posted December 12, 2019 Fucking hell 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42066 Posted December 12, 2019 Share Posted December 12, 2019 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42066 Posted December 14, 2019 Share Posted December 14, 2019 I’ve just had a shite so dense NASA have put it in the Small Bodies of the Solar System List. Minimal residues, three wipes and pristine. You’re very welcome. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21813 Posted December 14, 2019 Share Posted December 14, 2019 Nothing like a one-wiper. One of life’s rare pleasures - the sort of clean break turd that you only wipe once and even then only to be safe and check because you’re already 100% confident there’s nowt on the paper. Naturally your look in the bowl to admire the specimen before flushing 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44393 Posted December 14, 2019 Share Posted December 14, 2019 How much was on the back of your legs? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42066 Posted December 14, 2019 Share Posted December 14, 2019 Hard to tell mate, there’s still bits there from a few days ago. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13794 Posted December 15, 2019 Share Posted December 15, 2019 Had a shite this morning that was some unit. I actually had to give it the old Captain Morgan treatment; one leg lifted up on a nearby stool to give it a bit more leeway to evacuate. Nearly cracked the bottom of the bowl. The kind of shite where you need a tab after it. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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