ewerk 30598 Posted October 29, 2019 Share Posted October 29, 2019 The history I was taught at my Catholic boys' school may not have been entirely balanced. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 20129 Posted October 29, 2019 Share Posted October 29, 2019 A lad in the office who's job is 2 weeks behind and yesterday a lad checking his calcs has just found a massive fuck up, has just gone for a 2h Piano Lesson When one of the senior lads asked where he was off he said 'Oh a piano lesson, I shall make my hours up later' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44853 Posted October 29, 2019 Share Posted October 29, 2019 Those ivories are not gonna tickle themselves. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33173 Posted October 29, 2019 Share Posted October 29, 2019 4 hours ago, wykikitoon said: A lad in the office who's job is 2 weeks behind and yesterday a lad checking his calcs has just found a massive fuck up, has just gone for a 2h Piano Lesson When one of the senior lads asked where he was off he said 'Oh a piano lesson, I shall make my hours up later' Wykiki, I want a job working in your place and I want to be in perfect view of wherever you sit. I'd have a drawer full of hamlet cigars with a hip flask in the other and a permanent grin on my face. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42418 Posted October 29, 2019 Share Posted October 29, 2019 I’d just nick a bit of his lunch from the fridge. Every day. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30598 Posted October 29, 2019 Share Posted October 29, 2019 1 hour ago, Howmanheyman said: Wykiki, I want a job working in your place and I want to be in perfect view of wherever you sit. I'd have a drawer full of hamlet cigars with a hip flask in the other and a permanent grin on my face. And a stab vest around your torso. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35077 Posted October 29, 2019 Share Posted October 29, 2019 (edited) https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cumbria-50219404 😂 Dodged a bullet there Edited October 29, 2019 by Alex 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42418 Posted October 29, 2019 Share Posted October 29, 2019 Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi’s identity was confirmed before sending in the kill squad by DNA testing his stolen used underwear ( @Kid Dynamite, calm yourself!) 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaddockLad 17252 Posted November 1, 2019 Share Posted November 1, 2019 Fuckin hell man... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15524 Posted November 1, 2019 Share Posted November 1, 2019 They should have wheeled in a lovely white doctor from Romania, watched her head explode and told her she should have been more specific, the stupid fucking cunt. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 5219 Posted November 1, 2019 Share Posted November 1, 2019 Absolutely disgusting attitude. Should be denied service. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44853 Posted November 1, 2019 Share Posted November 1, 2019 Aye. Tell them no you fucking can't, you can apologise to this doctor and hope he'll still do your surgery. And if he doesn't you can go back on the waiting list and spend the time working out where you fucked up, you racist little cunt. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35077 Posted November 1, 2019 Share Posted November 1, 2019 Fucking heartbreaking Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44853 Posted November 2, 2019 Share Posted November 2, 2019 https://www.theguardian.com/media/2019/nov/02/channel-4s-smuggled-criticised-as-insensitive-in-wake-of-lorry-deaths I mean, come on... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35077 Posted November 2, 2019 Share Posted November 2, 2019 I’d heard about that but thought it had been pulled Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30598 Posted November 2, 2019 Share Posted November 2, 2019 It really is something when you have the UK Home Office calling you insensitive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44853 Posted November 7, 2019 Share Posted November 7, 2019 Bill Gates proving that even the "good" billionaires are fucking dickheads. When you've suddenly got less than $100bn, you start to worry about how you're gonna out food on the table. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 20129 Posted November 7, 2019 Share Posted November 7, 2019 I tried having a discussion with someone at work about how many billionaires we have in this country and how its wrong. Couldnt understand it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30598 Posted November 7, 2019 Share Posted November 7, 2019 2 hours ago, Gemmill said: Bill Gates proving that even the "good" billionaires are fucking dickheads. When you've suddenly got less than $100bn, you start to worry about how you're gonna out food on the table. He's worth $107bn. Do you think he should hand over $100bn of that in taxes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35077 Posted November 7, 2019 Share Posted November 7, 2019 So-called accountant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30598 Posted November 7, 2019 Share Posted November 7, 2019 Maybe the so-called accountant should look at the full quote and context instead of taking the lazy ass approach of taking a two line tweet as the full story. Quote “I’ve paid over $10 billion in taxes. I’ve paid more than anyone in taxes. If I had to have paid $20 billion, it’s fine. But when you say I should pay $100 billion, then I’m starting to do a little math about what I have left over,” Gates said, eventually adding that he was “just kidding.” “I’d love for somebody to find a middle-ground approach,” Gates said. But you don't hear anyone leading with 'BILLIONAIRE OFFERS TO PAY DOUBLE IN TAXES!' Fucking commies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44853 Posted November 7, 2019 Share Posted November 7, 2019 He'd still have 7 billion, bitch. Ever since your lass peeled you off the back off that horse cart and installed you at the top of her business empire, you've established yourself as the Mike Ashley of the rag n bone world, and I do not like it one bit. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30598 Posted November 7, 2019 Share Posted November 7, 2019 23 minutes ago, wykikitoon said: I tried having a discussion with someone at work about how many billionaires we have in this country and how its wrong. Couldnt understand it. Sweden, Austria, Denmark and Finland have more billionaires per capita than the UK. Though I wouldn't mind the UK having one less billionaire... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30598 Posted November 7, 2019 Share Posted November 7, 2019 Just now, Gemmill said: He'd still have 7 billion, bitch. Ever since your lass peeled you off the back off that horse cart and installed you at the top of her business empire, you've established yourself as the Mike Ashley of the rag n bone world, and I do not like it one bit. You realise that under your scenario we'd all be posting here using Windows 95? You'd also be depriving charity of $51,000,000,000. Why do you hate the children of Africa so much? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44853 Posted November 7, 2019 Share Posted November 7, 2019 You'd take that back if you'd seen me making it rain in a Zanzibar spice farm in August. And I actually was a Tanzanian shillings billionaire at the right time - finally a billionaire that doesnt need encouraging to do the right thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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