Monkeys Fist 42066 Posted September 20, 2019 Share Posted September 20, 2019 Fruit doesn’t fall far from the tree… Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30266 Posted September 20, 2019 Share Posted September 20, 2019 https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/amp/uk-england-northamptonshire-49755334 How many pinball machines did you have to sell for these? @Kid Dynamite 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42066 Posted September 20, 2019 Share Posted September 20, 2019 Eight or Nein? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15405 Posted September 26, 2019 Share Posted September 26, 2019 They've got popular musician Ed Sheeran to design a new Blue Peter badge. The piano keyboard on popular musician Ed Sheeran's Blue Peter badge is wrong. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13794 Posted September 26, 2019 Share Posted September 26, 2019 well, he only knows four guitar chords, stands to reason he’ll only know four piano notes. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 4181 Posted September 28, 2019 Share Posted September 28, 2019 Looking after our lasses’ brothers dog. I love proper dogs but this guy is a little creep, scared of everything, never leaves your side, doesn’t like a play fight or playing with his toys, fuck all. Tries to lick your face all the fucking time and yaps at everything. He got on my nerves so much last night I was sarcastic to him, like he has a clue the idiot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10738 Posted September 28, 2019 Share Posted September 28, 2019 19 minutes ago, strawb said: Looking after our lasses’ brothers dog. I love proper dogs but this guy is a little creep, scared of everything, never leaves your side, doesn’t like a play fight or playing with his toys, fuck all. Tries to lick your face all the fucking time and yaps at everything. He got on my nerves so much last night I was sarcastic to him, like he has a clue the idiot. What breed is it? Im gonna predict French Bulldog, Pug, or some such bullshit breed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30266 Posted September 28, 2019 Share Posted September 28, 2019 Maybe he is showing signs of anxiety due to being separated from his master and being left with a dog hating dick? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 4181 Posted September 28, 2019 Share Posted September 28, 2019 54 minutes ago, The Fish said: What breed is it? Im gonna predict French Bulldog, Pug, or some such bullshit breed. I think they call him a “cavapoo” whatever that is Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 4181 Posted September 28, 2019 Share Posted September 28, 2019 39 minutes ago, ewerk said: Maybe he is showing signs of anxiety due to being separated from his master and being left with a dog hating dick? Read the start of my second sentence. His “master” fobs him off on anyone he can every weekend so I doubt it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10738 Posted September 28, 2019 Share Posted September 28, 2019 12 hours ago, strawb said: I think they call him a “cavapoo” whatever that is Sounds like a shitcunt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30266 Posted September 28, 2019 Share Posted September 28, 2019 (edited) 12 hours ago, strawb said: Read the start of my second sentence. His “master” fobs him off on anyone he can every weekend so I doubt it. Edited September 28, 2019 by ewerk 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anorthernsoul 1221 Posted September 30, 2019 Share Posted September 30, 2019 Embarrassing and it's a sign of what's to come with the World Cup. https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2019/sep/30/doha-world-athletics-championships-crowds-iaaf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 34846 Posted October 1, 2019 Share Posted October 1, 2019 11 hours ago, Anorthernsoul said: Embarrassing and it's a sign of what's to come with the World Cup. https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2019/sep/30/doha-world-athletics-championships-crowds-iaaf Aye, I’ve watched a bit of it and the crowds have been absolutely embarrassing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13794 Posted October 1, 2019 Share Posted October 1, 2019 (edited) That kid having to get helped around the track and finishing with a time of 18 minutes was canny funny though. Made funnier by the fact he stopped the timer on his smart watch after he stumbled over the finishing line. I’m not sure that one was really worth tracking, pal. Edited October 1, 2019 by Ayatollah Hermione Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15405 Posted October 1, 2019 Share Posted October 1, 2019 It's a shame for the athletes but it's great to see (given you do tend to get a decent number of travelling fans at most big athletics championships) that lots of people have looked at Doha and gone, aye, never mind the sport, that's not where I want to be spending ten days of my life. It won't be as extreme for the World Cup because the fan culture is much bigger and it's an easier sell to the locals (not that there are all that many of them), but it'll be interesting to see what crowds they get for some of the less glamorous group stage ties. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 21812 Posted October 1, 2019 Share Posted October 1, 2019 it's an absolute disgrace that it's going ahead in qatar like Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30266 Posted October 1, 2019 Share Posted October 1, 2019 So all those Nepalese slaves would have died for nothing? Pathetic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15405 Posted October 1, 2019 Share Posted October 1, 2019 https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-49901047 I'm no mad royalist but this is delicious Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42066 Posted October 2, 2019 Share Posted October 2, 2019 This a right load of bull. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30266 Posted October 3, 2019 Share Posted October 3, 2019 This is pretty much the female @Gemmill https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-49556383 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44392 Posted October 3, 2019 Share Posted October 3, 2019 Maybe but you are the you that read that article. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30266 Posted October 9, 2019 Share Posted October 9, 2019 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 19890 Posted October 9, 2019 Share Posted October 9, 2019 No smoke without fire. This could be interesting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 4181 Posted October 9, 2019 Share Posted October 9, 2019 They should let all athletes use as many drugs as they want and then see what happens. Get some fucker running a 5 second 100m or a 1 hour marathon and I might watch the athletics Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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