Ayatollah Hermione 13861 Posted February 16, 2011 Share Posted February 16, 2011 Doesn't anyone notice that other people start me and when i respond everyon goes mad at me? That prick ayataloa heromoine started it, the saggy faced kunt Because you act like a proper turbospacker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4725 Posted February 16, 2011 Share Posted February 16, 2011 Loving the elvis impersonator belting out the hits on Northumberland street. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoveTheBobby 1 Posted February 16, 2011 Share Posted February 16, 2011 It wasn't Jarrow Elvis was it ?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest alex Posted February 16, 2011 Share Posted February 16, 2011 Jarrow Elvis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoveTheBobby 1 Posted February 16, 2011 Share Posted February 16, 2011 G'waahn the Elvis . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted February 17, 2011 Share Posted February 17, 2011 Fucking have to work 12-8 fucking fuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted February 17, 2011 Share Posted February 17, 2011 12-8's are the worst shifts going in a fast food chain. You get the lunchtime and the tea time rush. And then you get home and it's not that long til bed. Rinse and repeat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 7083 Posted February 17, 2011 Share Posted February 17, 2011 12-8's are the worst shifts going in a fast food chain. You get the lunchtime and the tea time rush. And then you get home and it's not that long til bed. Rinse and repeat. Get a nice lie in to play with yourself though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted February 17, 2011 Share Posted February 17, 2011 True enough. And just as well because nobody else wants to play with you when you work there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest LeazesLad Posted February 17, 2011 Share Posted February 17, 2011 One day eh one day...... I've won more trophies than Pards as manager put it that way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted February 17, 2011 Share Posted February 17, 2011 One day eh one day...... I've won more trophies than Pards as manager put it that way. Are they Clark's Hardware? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest LeazesLad Posted February 17, 2011 Share Posted February 17, 2011 One day eh one day...... I've won more trophies than Pards as manager put it that way. Are they Clark's Hardware? cheeky caant. 80 quid they cost me at "Schuh" on Oxford Street. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 4378 Posted February 17, 2011 Share Posted February 17, 2011 Here's one for Stevie given his email history. Just spoke to an agent and got the spec through for a job she wants me to be put forward for - at Freshfields law firm Looks decent but the salary is not quite up to the mark - might still go for it though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest LeazesLad Posted February 17, 2011 Share Posted February 17, 2011 Here's one for Stevie given his email history. Just spoke to an agent and got the spec through for a job she wants me to be put forward for - at Freshfields law firm Looks decent but the salary is not quite up to the mark - might still go for it though. You'll be 2 mins away from my office in April if you get it lunch time pint? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
manc-mag 1 Posted February 17, 2011 Share Posted February 17, 2011 Here's one for Stevie given his email history. Just spoke to an agent and got the spec through for a job she wants me to be put forward for - at Freshfields law firm Looks decent but the salary is not quite up to the mark - might still go for it though. *WAAARP WAAARP WAAARP!* Goodbye social life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 33142 Posted February 17, 2011 Share Posted February 17, 2011 Wife: "Who's that Detective your mam sometimes watches? American with black hair?" Me: "Haven't a clue" Wife: "Hang on, I'm sure he's called 'commando', pretty sure, like" Me: "Never heard of it" Wife: "no, definitely 'commando', I'm certain" I get a hunch so go on youtube and say, "Is this 'Commando', here?" Wife: " Aye! Thats him!" Lieutenant Commando Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DesperateDannyB 0 Posted February 17, 2011 Share Posted February 17, 2011 One day eh one day...... I've won more trophies than Pards as manager put it that way. Christ where to start on that? Debehams suit, next tie and river island shoes. Provincial. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DesperateDannyB 0 Posted February 17, 2011 Share Posted February 17, 2011 Not forgetting the 90s haircut. What a mess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted February 17, 2011 Share Posted February 17, 2011 Not to mention the obvious fake tan line! Danny you bender Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted February 17, 2011 Share Posted February 17, 2011 Not forgetting the 90s haircut. What a mess. Hoy your miserable mug up then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DesperateDannyB 0 Posted February 17, 2011 Share Posted February 17, 2011 (edited) Not to mention the obvious fake tan line! Danny you bender Mate I haven't seen shoes like that since Forrest Gump! Christ, I wouldn't do my gardening in those. As for the tie, someone needs to tell Stevie, that the "big knot" was litterally a decade ago and the silk kipper matching shirt combo is reminiscent of a Lee Bowyer court appearance back in the day. It has all the hall marks of someone who is a bit set in his ways and "knows what he likes" including the hair which seems to belong to an era, when East 17 were topping the charts. As I say, total mess. Edited February 17, 2011 by DesperateDannyB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted February 17, 2011 Share Posted February 17, 2011 Kevin is right too, you clearly fancy Steve. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted February 17, 2011 Share Posted February 17, 2011 Kevin is right too, you clearly fancy Steve. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Besty 4 Posted February 17, 2011 Share Posted February 17, 2011 You're worse than you used to be you, you prick. Proper stalker material. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin 1 Posted February 17, 2011 Share Posted February 17, 2011 Danny can settle this discussion by putting up a picture of his perfect self, if he refuses he's obviously a munter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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