ewerk 30596 Posted May 19, 2019 Share Posted May 19, 2019 I wonder just how much the design agency charged for that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42408 Posted May 21, 2019 Share Posted May 21, 2019 The fat-tongued pukka boy’s restaurants have gone tits up https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-48352026 Boosh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 11374 Posted May 21, 2019 Share Posted May 21, 2019 Quote I've cooked just about everything really. Jamie Oliver Not the books though, eh Jamie? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42408 Posted May 21, 2019 Share Posted May 21, 2019 Worth noting it’s only the UK operations of his business that’s gone fucky. Wonder why that could be? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 4248 Posted May 21, 2019 Share Posted May 21, 2019 I’m having a veggie week this week, forgot to go shopping on the way home from work. Having baked Camembert with rye bread for tea, gout incoming Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42408 Posted May 21, 2019 Share Posted May 21, 2019 Just make sausage and chips then throw the sausage in the bin. Sorted. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21605 Posted May 24, 2019 Share Posted May 24, 2019 The world is fucked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42408 Posted May 24, 2019 Share Posted May 24, 2019 Where’s that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21605 Posted May 24, 2019 Share Posted May 24, 2019 5 minutes ago, Monkeys Fist said: Where’s that? Summit of Everest, yesterday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42408 Posted May 24, 2019 Share Posted May 24, 2019 Fucking hell. The levels of idiocy involved in this are quite staggering. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15518 Posted May 24, 2019 Share Posted May 24, 2019 2 hours ago, Renton said: The world is fucked. Farage will be using that as the backdrop for a BREAKING POINT poster before long. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42408 Posted May 24, 2019 Share Posted May 24, 2019 “Labour isn’t working” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 44849 Posted May 24, 2019 Share Posted May 24, 2019 Everest is the new Sunderland Airshow. A sea of arseholes. Is it just me or is one of them holding a metal detector....? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42408 Posted May 24, 2019 Share Posted May 24, 2019 15 minutes ago, Gemmill said: Everest is the new Sunderland Airshow. A sea of arseholes. Is it just me or is one of them holding a metal detector....? The closest our erstwhile metector will ever get to Everest is digging up Ted Moult for his rings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 4248 Posted May 24, 2019 Share Posted May 24, 2019 Bank holiday plans noobs? There was a time I would just be “out” all 3 days. This weekend I’m pressure washing the back yard and restraining my decking, auld cunt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42408 Posted May 24, 2019 Share Posted May 24, 2019 1 minute ago, strawb said: Bank holiday plans noobs? There was a time I would just be “out” all 3 days. This weekend I’m pressure washing the back yard and restraining my decking, auld cunt How radge is your decking that you need to hold it down, like? Did you buy it from Deano? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 42408 Posted May 24, 2019 Share Posted May 24, 2019 9 hours ago, Renton said: The world is fucked. I’ve just realised that every person you see here will be clipped on to a single fixed rope. Taking an educated guess, I’d say the biggest stretch between anchors is going to be about 40-50m, which means you’ll have roughly the same number of people on that section of rope. Given how crammed together they are, if just one of them slipped and weighted the rope, you’d be looking at the rest getting pulled off the ridge, with the high likelihood of the rope going “ping” and snapping. Fucking madness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30596 Posted May 24, 2019 Share Posted May 24, 2019 21 minutes ago, strawb said: Bank holiday plans noobs? There was a time I would just be “out” all 3 days. This weekend I’m pressure washing the back yard and restraining my decking, auld cunt Think yourself lucky you have it off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 30596 Posted May 24, 2019 Share Posted May 24, 2019 It must take the shine off it a bit. You stand there on the peak as king of the world, master of all you survey and then you turn around to see 320 other cunts waiting to do the same thing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21605 Posted May 24, 2019 Share Posted May 24, 2019 37 minutes ago, ewerk said: It must take the shine off it a bit. You stand there on the peak as king of the world, master of all you survey and then you turn around to see 320 other cunts waiting to do the same thing. "Fucking get a move on mate"..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted May 24, 2019 Share Posted May 24, 2019 1 hour ago, strawb said: Bank holiday plans noobs? There was a time I would just be “out” all 3 days. This weekend I’m pressure washing the back yard and restraining my decking, auld cunt You been getting a bidet in like? [/ORIGNAL MATERIAL] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 15518 Posted May 24, 2019 Share Posted May 24, 2019 1 hour ago, strawb said: Bank holiday plans noobs? There was a time I would just be “out” all 3 days. This weekend I’m pressure washing the back yard and restraining my decking, auld cunt Trekking halfway across London tomorrow morning to do the "pilgrimage" to Bushy parkrun, the original venue, because apparently that's a thing. Setting up & volunteering at our local junior parkrun on Sunday morning. Running in the Vitality London 10,000 on Monday morning. My life used to be booze and pies and lie-ins. What went wrong? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 13863 Posted May 24, 2019 Share Posted May 24, 2019 I’ll pick up the slack. Having a curry tonight, at a family BBQ tomorrow and out on the drink on Sunday. I am going for a run on Saturday and Sunday morning though so that cancels it out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35077 Posted May 24, 2019 Share Posted May 24, 2019 I saw a documentary about a British Armed Forces expedition to climb up Everest from the northern side. It was unsuccessful due to a gully in part of the route basically being an avalanche waiting to happen. Anyway, while they were there they were called upon to rescue a mountaineer. Another mountaineer had fallen on them, broke their leg and left them and continued on. Every other climber just walked past them too. The bloke who caused the injury was later seen hitting golf balls off the summit. If the forces lads hadn’t saved the stricken mountaineer it seems he’d have been left to die. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21605 Posted May 24, 2019 Share Posted May 24, 2019 I'd love to see Everest even from base camp or one of the nearby foot hills. I know I never will now because 1) fucking life 2) I'm not fit enough for this nowadays 3) the mere thought of the flight into Lukla terrifies me 4) I know I would suffer altitude sickness even at base camp altitude, and 5) the over commercialisation sickens me and I don't want to add to it. Regarding point 4, that's the lottery of Everest. Some people just can't handle the altitude no matter how fit they are. Those poor sods that have died and are probably right now dying drew the short straw. There's nothing to prove climbing Everest any more. They should ban climbing on it full stop. Leave Sagarmartha in peace. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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