Alex 35567 Posted March 29, 2019 Share Posted March 29, 2019 4 hours ago, Andrew said: PETA steal and murder peoples pets. They can fuck off. Aye, I’ve lnown about their practices for a while. They’re a pack of cunts with utterly bizarre morals Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43058 Posted March 29, 2019 Share Posted March 29, 2019 Hands up if you like dinosaurs. Hands up if you like planet-wide cataclysmic events Hands up if you like underdog paleoentologists who are cousins of Brian De Palma, Scarface director. This article is for you. https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2019/04/08/the-day-the-dinosaurs-died ( Student bonedigger finds a site which is a perfectly preserved record of the actual day the Chixulub meteor hit, its amazing). 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43058 Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 So, April 1st, thought I’d have a quick gander at the BBC to see which article was the obvious pisstake. Quickly realised it must be this, which I thought was in rather poor taste by the Beeb, but couldn’t be real - no one is going to rename themselves after a cheeky slang term for your balloon knot, are they? Oops Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anorthernsoul 1221 Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 https://www.getsurrey.co.uk/news/surrey-news/surrey-official-designated-dogging-area-16056694?fbclid=IwAR3atXVquMb4wL87eefbJTx_U6BoGgscq-MNer533LQlhEcttbm5XxIcIsM Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 31195 Posted April 1, 2019 Share Posted April 1, 2019 *Checks date* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted April 2, 2019 Share Posted April 2, 2019 Lost control of the car on my way to work there ended up in a grassy central reservation on the a167. No idea how it happened either Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43058 Posted April 2, 2019 Share Posted April 2, 2019 Were you speeding? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted April 2, 2019 Share Posted April 2, 2019 Nah I was exiting a roundabout, back end started kicking out, tried to adjust and ended up sideways. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 4378 Posted April 2, 2019 Share Posted April 2, 2019 Fast and the furious 17: Roundabouts are hard 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43058 Posted April 2, 2019 Share Posted April 2, 2019 40 minutes ago, TheGingerQuiff said: Nah I was exiting a roundabout, back end started kicking out, tried to adjust and ended up sideways. Been caning the DulcoEase? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 22137 Posted April 2, 2019 Share Posted April 2, 2019 Quiff spotted on his morning commute 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anorthernsoul 1221 Posted April 2, 2019 Share Posted April 2, 2019 Maybe it's just because you are shit? https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-47778793?ns_campaign=bbc_radio_4&ns_source=facebook&ns_linkname=radio_and_music&ns_mchannel=social&fbclid=IwAR1aRhqtXDTfTDGAhVTYGox0sNAr2Yw9LQ6YTJ3P-N3Hri-pFUyNzZjYT64 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 14043 Posted April 2, 2019 Share Posted April 2, 2019 He's grossly unlikable, as well which doesn't help when you're trying to play relateable characters in films. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10962 Posted April 2, 2019 Share Posted April 2, 2019 I can't think of any chubby actors getting romantic roles, I mean apart from nigh on every American sitcom, Ricky Gervais, Jack Black, Kevin James, Seth Rogen, Jonah Hill, Will Ferrell (harsh?). Unless he means straight romantic roles, rather than romcoms? In which case, I'd say it was his total inability to act that stops him getting the job, rather than his double chin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Gloom 22137 Posted April 2, 2019 Share Posted April 2, 2019 no one wants to see that fat slob in a sex scene ffs, what does he expect? he should try spending some of his millions on a gym membership and personal trainer instead of whinging because no one wants to see his disgusting man boobs on the big screen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35567 Posted April 2, 2019 Share Posted April 2, 2019 He wrote a hit tv series which was a comedy based around a romance and he didn’t even give himself the lead role. The fat, unfunny cunt 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sonatine 11542 Posted April 2, 2019 Share Posted April 2, 2019 I sensing a lot of dislike for James Corden in here. I fully approve 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 43058 Posted April 2, 2019 Share Posted April 2, 2019 If he just lost a bit of timber, (nothing drastic, just a stone or thereabouts), maybe did a bit of exercise… … he’d still be a criminally unfunny cunt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 20708 Posted April 3, 2019 Share Posted April 3, 2019 He's fucking shite thats why. The cunt. Just arse licks decent people to get them to sing in a fucking car or summit? Get to fuck you boring fat cunt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 21977 Posted April 3, 2019 Share Posted April 3, 2019 I've just been trying to think of a funny line or scene from Gavin and Stacey and failed miserably. It was turboshite. Maybe the only positive was Rob Brydon, but that's a slim positive. Literally don't understand Corden's success at all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 5294 Posted April 3, 2019 Share Posted April 3, 2019 How did he break America exactly? I remember a few months ago realising that he had somehow managed this and just being stunned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 20708 Posted April 3, 2019 Share Posted April 3, 2019 1 minute ago, Rayvin said: How did he break America exactly? I remember a few months ago realising that he had somehow managed this and just being stunned. Are licking the right people Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 35567 Posted April 3, 2019 Share Posted April 3, 2019 You basically spew out any old shite and people will watch it if you add in a ‘celebrity guest’ element 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 4411 Posted April 3, 2019 Share Posted April 3, 2019 27 minutes ago, Renton said: I've just been trying to think of a funny line or scene from Gavin and Stacey and failed miserably. It was turboshite. Maybe the only positive was Rob Brydon, but that's a slim positive. Literally don't understand Corden's success at all. I never saw any of it at the time but have seen bits on gold since - I think it's not too bad (I like Ruth Jones) and think Corden is vaguely human in it. However my opinion of him had already been set by seeing him in other things like that league of their own shit and his chat show appearances - I think he's an intensely dislike able man to put it mildly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 31195 Posted April 3, 2019 Share Posted April 3, 2019 He averages 1.3m viewers and his show begins after midnight. How does he keep getting celebrity guests? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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