Toonraider 0 Posted February 5, 2006 Share Posted February 5, 2006 on the subject of radio....has anyone listened to the Pete Show late at night on virgin? It features the 'shitting' forecast....virgin radio's version of radio 4's shipping forecast Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted February 5, 2006 Share Posted February 5, 2006 it's one of those birds that is well fit until she opens her mouth. out with a few friends in Leeds and one of the girls pipes up that she's never been to a strip club and would like to check it out. Of course the lads were dead against it, I mean it's immoral and degrading to women and stuff, but she was adamant, so after 0.5seconds of convincing debate we trooped over to Red Leopard to enjoy the wares on display. But the two girls didn't really understand the rules and regulations of a strip club, for example there is no way you should enquire of a dancer, "where'd you get that underwear? it's gorgeous" anyway this girl, about 5' 8", great figure, blonde hair and legs that went all the way to the floor, opens her mouth and the most grating unpleasant noise came out betwixt those delicate lips. I actually had to turn away and stare at the football match they had on the big screens... I could only watch that for a few seconds though (England 1 Argentina 0, Beckhams awful penalty).. ruined the night to be honest. 88875[/snapback] I'm fed up with all these hovering mingers too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Isegrim 9707 Posted February 8, 2006 Share Posted February 8, 2006 http://www2.soffa.org/stuff/important.swf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Radgina 1 Posted February 8, 2006 Share Posted February 8, 2006 (edited) http://www2.soffa.org/stuff/important.swf 90986[/snapback] mint !!! ( laugh.......I nearly passed my tabs round......) Edited February 8, 2006 by Radgina Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted February 9, 2006 Share Posted February 9, 2006 http://www.ownagevideos.com/page.php?id=444 Achaz! Achaz! Achaz! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonny_nufc 0 Posted February 10, 2006 Share Posted February 10, 2006 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted February 11, 2006 Share Posted February 11, 2006 92280[/snapback] Jimbo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted February 14, 2006 Share Posted February 14, 2006 Polish Film Posters are fucked up.... Gremlins Weekend at Bernies War Games ('War' in polish is 'Gay'? ) Alien (and 'Alien' in polish is 'Orgy'? I can't wait for the new blockbuster 'War Alien' ) Labrynth Benji The Fly Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lou 0 Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 Woohoo (woohoohoo)... all booked for F1 testing at Silverstone at the end of April... me and dad have got hospitality tickets which means that we get some access to the paddock WHICH MEANS that I get to stalk racing drivers!!!!!!! AND - *all* teams have confirmed they'll be there!!!! THAT MEANS ZONTA AND WURZ FOR SURE!! *hopes Jenson is still being good and doing lots of testing then... though resigned to the fact that he might be slacking off instead* Tralalalala... oh the exciteyment! Just thought I'd share. *semi-disappears again* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10681 Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 watching paint dry would be a better use of time tbh. stop liking dull things young lady Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 watching paint dry would be a better use of time tbh. stop liking dull things young lady 95068[/snapback] Could be your chance tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10681 Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 I only have eyes for Elaine, who's in Paris, doing her new job, which probably has got something to do with speaking french... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lou 0 Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 DotBum do you really *have* to have that avatar?? My poor eyes I curse whoever brought that picture to this board in the first place. Oh, and F1 is not dull. So ner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 I only have eyes for Elaine, who's in Paris, doing her new job, which probably has got something to do with speaking french... 95076[/snapback] There's a joke in there somewhere about you not being able to fit down Elaine but that.d be too crass, so... Lou, it's my way into the clique, apparently, have I been lied to? If you find me one I like I'll use it, I'm feeling pretty uninspired at the moment. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 Heh I picked up the new goal pads that proskate had reserved for me yesterday, and apparently the Bracknell Bees backup goalie wanted to buy them. If I ever see him, I'll be sure to rub his nose in this fact. Hands off my pads you fucking hopeless excuse for a netminder Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lou 0 Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 How about a blank space? Or a picture of little kittens with bows on their heads (and with ears. so that you're not confused with catmag.. who tends to only have earless kittens ) Or if you wanted your avatar to help you be part of the clique, you could simply have the word "FACT" written. Or just "tbh". Or "jackass". All of those would work nicely. And all of those would be better. Brock - you should go to a game, and take your gloves, and wave them around at him going 'nana na naaa na'. Y'know... take the mature approach Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brock Manson 0 Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 How about a blank space? Or a picture of little kittens with bows on their heads (and with ears. so that you're not confused with catmag.. who tends to only have earless kittens ) Or if you wanted your avatar to help you be part of the clique, you could simply have the word "FACT" written. Or just "tbh". Or "jackass". All of those would work nicely. And all of those would be better. Brock - you should go to a game, and take your gloves, and wave them around at him going 'nana na naaa na'. Y'know... take the mature approach 95129[/snapback] But he wanted the leg pads, not me gloves! If I waved my gloves at him he'd probably think I was being weird, whereas if I wore my leg pads, hung my legs over the balcony (i sit upstairs) and wave them at him when he skates past he won't think it as weird. Just downright scary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lou 0 Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 I should pay more attention, sorry. Send him a picture of you in the leg pads with 'HA HA' written on the back. That'll show him. Or, alternatively, do nothing. That works too. I should know. I do nothing a lot of the time. It's good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adios 717 Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 How about a blank space? Or a picture of little kittens with bows on their heads (and with ears. so that you're not confused with catmag.. who tends to only have earless kittens ) Or if you wanted your avatar to help you be part of the clique, you could simply have the word "FACT" written. Or just "tbh". Or "jackass". All of those would work nicely. And all of those would be better. Brock - you should go to a game, and take your gloves, and wave them around at him going 'nana na naaa na'. Y'know... take the mature approach 95129[/snapback] How very dare you! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lou 0 Posted February 15, 2006 Share Posted February 15, 2006 Nothing personal, old chum. Just a suggestion. Haha... "tbh"... ahh... I'm an inspiration. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10681 Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 his tbh isn't a patch on my Ponk tbh. I need a shave... and I need sleep. saw Silky again tonight, was on top form, tried some new material which worked well. at one point he was heckled by some idiot wannabe funny student with the phrase "DEEP SHAG". That twat must be feeling really embarrassed now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 at one point he was heckled by some idiot wannabe funny student with the phrase "DEEP SHAG". That twat must be feeling really embarrassed now. 95951[/snapback] Was he a carpet salesman? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JawD 99 Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 Or perhaps an ornithologist (sp? come on its early!) who studies birds of the farn islands that could get into mensa? ...... Ok, I know only I know what I babbling about there so Ill back away slowly..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 10681 Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 no he's a Philosophy student.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geordieshandy 0 Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 no he's a Philosophy student.... 96274[/snapback] As all the best people are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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